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[GymWolf]

Shitting at home vs shitting at the autogrill

 

[Lambogenie]

Good advice but it's too easy to take your phone! And even if I don't, it's easy to day dream about winning online arguments...

 

[BigBeauford]

In other words, take a 90's dump.

This is when our society peaked. Our child literacy rate was through the roof when kids were able to read the complicated chemical ingredients of hand soap.

 

[Dacvak]

In other words, take a 90's dump.

I initially read this as "take 90 dumps" and I thought for a second there was some new bodyhack fad, like sleeping 10 times a day for only 20 minutes each or something.

Only, ya know, with shitting.

 

[8bitpill]

I shit in the shower

Take that hemorrhoids

You waffle stomp those turds down the drain?

 

[IntentionalPun]

I mean they say it's ok to be on the toilet for 10 minutes…. who the fuck is going for longer than that? Lol

 

[Paasei]

 

[chokotoureiki]

Do you need a new pair of hands everytime your fingers inevitably touch your shit when you use toilette paper? No because you clean them with water and soap.

My shit sponge is probably cleaner than some asses over here

I feel so bad for the shit sponge that has to deal with your shit.

 

[The Pleasure]

Fuck that. I'm gonna eat some taco bell on the toilet now.