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iapetus

Scary Euro Man
Don't know if anyone remembers, but back at the beginning of the month I was pimping National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo. Write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days, and you win. Fail to do so, and you earn only the mockery of your peers and a feeling of encroaching mortality.

Well, with almost a day to spare, my novel Toward Eternity reached its unnatural end, at 51969 words, 276903 characters, 4844 words, 177 pages of A4 double-spaced 12-point Courier. It's not 100% done, because there's still a placeholder for a character history early in the story. But it's complete enough to stand on its own merits or lack of them, and it's over 50,000 words of prose fiction, written while having a job and what passes for a life in these parts. And I'm tired, and I want a beer.

I'm in two minds about how good it is. Sometimes I think it's probably pretty bad. Most of the time I think it's more likely that it's utterly abysmal. But at least I wrote it, and it's certainly more original than the last big writing project I was involved in (a joint-written fantasy trilogy that would have made Weiss and Hickman choke to death on lawsuits and then spin in their graves). I certainly couldn't sit down and read it myself right now - I'm sick to death of it after 30 days of pain and suffering. If anyone else feels the need to, it's available for download on my website. I won't be posting it in any 'recommend me a good book' threads, though.

For anyone who thought about entering NaNoWriMo this year and didn't, you missed out. It was great fun, and a learning experience. I can firmly recommend it to everyone who likes writing and even more so to everyone who thinks they might like writing if they weren't so bad at it and so unmotivated. Bad unmotivated people is what half of NaNoWriMo seems to be about.

So, anyway. Huzzah for me and my novel. And yes, I think I will have that beer now, thanks.
 
iapetus said:
Don't know if anyone remembers, but back at the beginning of the month I was pimping National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo. Write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days, and you win. Fail to do so, and you earn only the mockery of your peers and a feeling of encroaching mortality.

For anyone who thought about entering NaNoWriMo this year and didn't, you missed out. It was great fun, and a learning experience. I can firmly recommend it to everyone who likes writing and even more so to everyone who thinks they might like writing if they weren't so bad at it and so unmotivated. Bad unmotivated people is what half of NaNoWriMo seems to be about.

Is this a Eurpean thing only? If not, SHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT...

I wish I would have seen you pimping it. I would have entered in a heartbeat. I honestly have no doubt I could have cranked out a 50K novel in that time. :(
 

Boogie

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Congratulations man. I've wanted to make the attempt for the past couple years, but I just can't imagine doing it while in school. I mean, November is the month of hell. If May or June were the National Novel Writing Month on the other hand, I'd have no reservations about giving it a shot. ;)

Again, congratulations on seeing it through.
 

Dilbert

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iapetus said:
Don't know if anyone remembers, but back at the beginning of the month I was pimping National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo. Write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days, and you win. Fail to do so, and you earn only the mockery of your peers and a feeling of encroaching mortality.

Well, with almost a day to spare, my novel Toward Eternity reached its unnatural end, at 51969 words, 276903 characters, 4844 words, 177 pages of A4 double-spaced 12-point Courier. It's not 100% done, because there's still a placeholder for a character history early in the story. But it's complete enough to stand on its own merits or lack of them, and it's over 50,000 words of prose fiction, written while having a job and what passes for a life in these parts. And I'm tired, and I want a beer.

I'm in two minds about how good it is. Sometimes I think it's probably pretty bad. Most of the time I think it's more likely that it's utterly abysmal. But at least I wrote it, and it's certainly more original than the last big writing project I was involved in (a joint-written fantasy trilogy that would have made Weiss and Hickman choke to death on lawsuits and then spin in their graves). I certainly couldn't sit down and read it myself right now - I'm sick to death of it after 30 days of pain and suffering. If anyone else feels the need to, it's available for download on my website. I won't be posting it in any 'recommend me a good book' threads, though.

For anyone who thought about entering NaNoWriMo this year and didn't, you missed out. It was great fun, and a learning experience. I can firmly recommend it to everyone who likes writing and even more so to everyone who thinks they might like writing if they weren't so bad at it and so unmotivated. Bad unmotivated people is what half of NaNoWriMo seems to be about.

So, anyway. Huzzah for me and my novel. And yes, I think I will have that beer now, thanks.

Congratulations -- that's quite an achievement! I don't think I could ever finish something the size of a novel...sheesh. I haven't written even a single poem since April -- my longest drought in years.

On the other hand, I did find out that one of my older pieces will be printed in an upcoming anthology, so I suppose I'm not an ex-poet yet...at least, not until I run out of back catalog.
 

iapetus

Scary Euro Man
The nation in question is the USA, though it's a bit more of an International Novel Writing Month these days. More info at http://www.nanowrimo.org. It's a yearly event, so there's always next year. I'll be making sure I'm signed up as soon as possible.

LakeEarth: Sounds like you're exactly the sort of person NaNoWriMo works for. You're always going to be too busy to write a novel unless you do something ridiculous like decide to write one in a single month while you juggle everything else around it. I managed it with a 9-5 office job (commuting an hour and a half each way), band practice on Mondays, Bridge on Tuesdays and the occasional Thursday, more band practice on Wednesdays, gaming on Fridays and football on Sundays. Even found time to fit in a couple of days off to celebrate my 30th birthday. What's your excuse? :)
 

LakeEarth

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iapetus said:
The nation in question is the USA, though it's a bit more of an International Novel Writing Month these days. More info at http://www.nanowrimo.org. It's a yearly event, so there's always next year. I'll be making sure I'm signed up as soon as possible.

LakeEarth: Sounds like you're exactly the sort of person NaNoWriMo works for. You're always going to be too busy to write a novel unless you do something ridiculous like decide to write one in a single month while you juggle everything else around it. I managed it with a 9-5 office job (commuting an hour and a half each way), band practice on Mondays, Bridge on Tuesdays and the occasional Thursday, more band practice on Wednesdays, gaming on Fridays and football on Sundays. Even found time to fit in a couple of days off to celebrate my 30th birthday. What's your excuse? :)

Yeah that sounds cool. But whenever I do something creative I end up ripping off something from somewhere unconsciously. But I am doing SOMETHING creative. With my friends, I'm making a little cheesy horror film. I know it's not the same thing, but doing something creative is awsome when it's fun.
 
LakeEarth said:
But whenever I do something creative I end up ripping off something from somewhere unconsciously.

It's unavoidable and sometimes completely coincidental.

I wrote a short story way back in high school that was similar in concept to Independence Day, so similar that a friend even mentioned it after we watched the movie. I had actually forgotten about my own short story whereas he saw a lot of similarities and had to remind me of them.

Another time I wrote something that could be described as an amateurish "6th Sense" rough draft. Replace the child psychologist with a detective and the Haley Joe Osmond character a distant relative of his introduced by a tragedy at the child's home, both of which able to see things normal people couldn't. It was somewhat similar to the mood that the movie established and it was entirely coincidental. I never heard of 6th Sense by the time I finished it though apparently previews were being shown at theaters at the time, which is why people thought(understandably, I'll admit) I was stealing ideas.

Oh well. Sometimes you just have to beat people to the punch. You don't always have to have the most creative concept, just the best one.
 

LakeEarth

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Same here. when I was in grade 7 I made a comic book character that got killed in every issue in comical ways. I should really scan some of them if I can find them (assuming my dad didn't throw them away without telling me) cause some of them are fucking gold. The Adventures of Bob. He'd meet famous people like Bill Nye the Science Guy, Muhammed Ali in the 1996 Olympics (my personal favourite), Godzilla... just funny shit.

A year later, South Park comes on with Kenny... damn!
 
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