Yeah, thats about my experience.
Did the nurse have to get help holding you out of the way? She called in a couple of her nurse friends and they all were staring in awe. The doc had to ask for a larger pair of clippers, is that normal?
Hey now, in the pistol caliber world the 10mm is AT LEAST "slightly above average"We all know your nickname relates to your measurement.
Same as mine.
Micronauts Assemble!
A side bar but it annoys me to no end that this sort of nonsense language is creeping into medical discussions. For gods sakes, you need to have fallopian tubes in order for a tubal ligation to have ANY meaning, so just say "female" and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE will know what you mean. I strongly doubt that Iranian "assigned female at birth" Olympic boxer could have a tubal ligation, for example
Not that I recall
For my procedure, they injected numbing medicine up by the root of the shaft, where the nerves run down. Then they made a small incision in the scrotum, fished out the vas deferens (the tube that carries sperm) and burned it through. Some procedures cut out a portion, some I think rely just on cautery (or a combo of both).
The majority of ejaculation is fluid coming from the prostate, which is unaffected by a vasectomy. IIRC there was a little brown in there from old blood but nothing too weird. You do need to 'flush the pipes' a bit to remove any lingering swimmers as they can hang out for quite a while in the plumbing. Hopefully you get a post-vas sperm check to make sure they cut the right pipes (there are blood vessels and ligaments they might cut by mistake) and they stay sealed. It's possible for the cut ends to reattach.
Sperm still gets made but has no where to go, if everything goes well they just get reabsorbed (over and over and over) and you go on to carefree blasting
Personally a vasectomy is the BEST sterility option as it puts it in your control. Birth control pills get more and more hazardous for women as they age, condoms are for chumps (if you are in a monogamous relationship), a tubal ligation (basically a vasectomy for a women cutting the tubes from the ovaries to the uterus) is a MUCH more invasive procedure unless they are already there during a C-section delivery, and all the other birth control things like IUDs, the cup, withdrawal, or "it's my safe day" are more impactful for the woman or straight gambles at best.
Barring a call to repopulate the world, I suppose, but in that case I'll just have to forget some of my medical history
Your body still produces the liquid goo. It’s just that the sperm cells no longer mix in with it. So if you are afraid of losing that awesome sensation, don’t be.
A side bar but it annoys me to no end that this sort of nonsense language is creeping into medical discussions. For gods sakes, you need to have fallopian tubes in order for a tubal ligation to have ANY meaning, so just say "female" and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE will know what you mean. I strongly doubt that Iranian "assigned female at birth" Olympic boxer could have a tubal ligation, for example
Do you like having to use condoms? Is your partner over 40 and thus at a higher risk of blood clots from using birth control pills?
I think it's technically possible, not sure how often it's done or the success rate. Tubal ligations are easier to reverse because they are much larger tubes, I believe.
Maybe my boys just can't swim but I've rarely strapped up and have never had a kid with pull out.Withdrawal is a TERRIBLE 'contraceptive' technique, especially if you are doing round 2 or 3 (Hooray for youth!) as pre-cum can have sperm in it. Please, my GAF brothers, DO NOT rely on pulling out to avoid pregnancy, just stock up on Plan B or whatever if you must
I'm in double digits hambone. They were hard to get on the plane but we made it work.Well, to be fair, pregnancy was never really on the table regardless
Maybe she'd like a break from years of having a puddle of your juice on her belly?
I've done pull-out in my man-whore years but man, nothing beats that tight clench and a few seizure-like contractions follows by a collapse into unconsciousness still on top
When I had mine 25+ years ago I had to shave before I went. During the surgery the doctor commented that I did the best job shaving of anyone he'd performed the procedure on. It was very awkward.
I still had an open incision at that point. I was on the table.
Still get up and go.
