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[Urprobablyright]

Free pass to express any irrational feelings of... incompatibility you feel towards the acting chops of any one performer.

Matthew McConaughey. I call him Matthew McNaughty because I CBF typing his full name.

Spoiler: the acting devices of Matthew McNaughty

Spoiler: He uses food/an object in his mouth as a way of expressing:

- intensity
- rapt attention
- sadness
- resignation
- consideration
- ease
- stress
- anger
- happiness
- cheekiness

Spoiler: He uses heavy breathing as a way of expressing:

- intensity
- rapt attention
- sadness
- resignation
- consideration
- ease
- stress
- anger
- happiness
- cheekiness

Spoiler: He uses tooth sucking as a way of expressing:

- intensity
- rapt attention
- sadness
- resignation
- consideration
- ease
- stress
- anger
- happiness
- cheekiness

Spoiler: He uses a shaky voice as a way of expressing:

- intensity
- rapt attention
- sadness
- resignation
- consideration
- ease
- stress
- anger
- happiness
- cheekiness

Spoiler: He uses lip acrobatics as a way of expressing:

- intensity
- rapt attention
- sadness
- resignation
- consideration
- ease
- stress
- anger
- happiness
- cheekiness

Maybe I'm a cynic, but as powerful as this scene is, as harrowing the content, I couldn't pay attention to it because I just hated the way his voice minced around the lines like a tap dancer around a bear pit.

 

[Radical Dreamer]

Rdj

 

[Urprobablyright]

Rdj

Boo!

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Emilio Estevez
Mickey Rourke
Sean Penn
Chevy Chase
Bill Murray
Alan Thicke
Fred Savage
Topanga Lawrence

 

[Soltype]

Anne Hathaway

 

[PanzerAzel]

Mark Wahlburg.

For some reason he believes breathing hard as if he’s just completed a marathon is good acting. I can’t stand watching him.

 

[jolof96]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead...dont know why. also yeah, Matthew McConaughey is a giant douche

 

[Mr Hyde]

Will Ferrell
Kevin Hart
Adam Sandler
Kevin James
Wayans Brothers

Crap actors and one trick ponies whose only resume is third rate comedies. I avoid them like the plague.

 

[Papa]

Martin Short

Jillian Bell

 

[O-N-E]

So, you're saying this after having watched True Detective and Interstellar?

 

[Urprobablyright]

So, you're saying this after having watched True Detective and Interstellar?

Interstellar was just a glorious, glittering, vibrating confirmation.

Additional:

Helena Bonham-Carter. She's been a hairdo and eyeshadow combo since the 90s.

Oh, and Johnny "Jack Sparrow" Depp

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[Rest]

Christian Bale. Always boring, never adds anything with his performance.

Jesse Eisenberg. Can't seem to express human emotion, sucks the energy out of every scene he's in.

Bill Murray. Not funny. Not charming. Not entertaining. Every performance is the exact same character, and he's been doing it for decades.

Kristen Stewart. Seems to be made of wood.

Sean Penn. Every performance is a caricature.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Jerry Seinfeld
Russell Brand
Kevin James
Jesse Eisenberg
Johnny Depp
Charlie Sheen

 

[Efe]

 

[Deleted member 740922]

Ryan Reynolds - piggy eyed little shit.

Jared Leto - "I'm mad me!" and nothing else.

Christian Bale - Tosser.

 

[bati]

Holy shit yes. This guy. I was so worried about Altered Carbon s2 but thankfully he wasn't too bad in it.

RDJ a close second. The guy basically plays the same character in every movie, it's a joke at this point.

 

[Urprobablyright]

Adam Sandler

A few months ago i was bored and wanted to help my girl chill so i picked a comedy movie i hadn't watched since loving it when i was about 13 - Happy Gilmore - and put it on and crossed my arms smirking waiting for my girl to cackle at the hilarity... turned that shit off in about 10 minutes. Same went for Mr Deeds a year earlier... though we watched that one through, we were pretty distracted.

 

[Greedings]

Christian Bale. Always boring, never adds anything with his performance.

Jesse Eisenberg. Can't seem to express human emotion, sucks the energy out of every scene he's in.

Bill Murray. Not funny. Not charming. Not entertaining. Every performance is the exact same character, and he's been doing it for decades.

Kristen Stewart. Seems to be made of wood.

Sean Penn. Every performance is a caricature.

I don’t get why people love Bill Murray. It’s like him being cool and charming is just a meme because I don’t see anything likeable about that guy.

 

[Urprobablyright]

I don’t get why people love Bill Murray. It’s like him being cool and charming is just a meme because I don’t see anything likeable about that guy.

for like 5 minutes in groundhog day he's likeable. but i dunno that may have been script.

 

[xrnzaaas]

Kristen Wiig, I never found her funny in SNL or in any other project.

 

[Kenpachii]

Chris pratt.

dude is fine however in real life, its just his acting that's trash.

 

[Kev Kev]

tom cruise

and not just bc hes a fuckin whack job, but because i hate his acting. he is tom cruise in every movie, the mother fucker doesnt know how to be a different charcater and he jsut comes off as an ego maniac in all his roles. cant stand that dude

that being said, i fucking loved him in vanilla sky, and i think a large part of that had to do with the fact that he was made so vulnerable in that movie. i wish hed take more roles liek that, then i might finally watch top gun

EDIT:

Bill Murray. Not funny. Not charming. Not entertaining. Every performance is the exact same character, and he's been doing it for decades.

 

[Mista]

Jim Carrey
Jared Leto
Brie Larson

Those three pisses me off every time I watch them

 

[ResilientBanana]

Brie Larson
Tom Hardy
Christian Bale

 

[Super Mario]

Will Ferrell
Kevin Hart
Adam Sandler
Kevin James
Wayans Brothers

Crap actors and one trick ponies whose only resume is third rate comedies. I avoid them like the plague.

I'll give you most of that list of unfunny hacks, but you take that back about Ferrell! He has held up the comedy film industry more than anyone else in the last 15-20 years.

 

[VanEs]

Colin Farrel and Brie Larson come to mind.

 

[nkarafo]

Jason Statham and Steven Seagal.

They always play boring OP characters who never get a single scratch.

 

[Grinchy]

Jay Pharoah. He does a Will Smith impression and for some reason gets handed a career in TV for it, but he can't act and has no stage presence whatsoever. And he got to ride it out for years anyway.

It was like when Kramer just showed up to an office in a suit and everyone just assumed he was supposed to be there until they discovered he had no idea what the fuck he was doing.

 

[Insane Metal]

This thread is absolutely nuts

 

[Malakhov]

Racist!

User banned (1 month): inflammatory accusations towards minority actor

 

[highrider]

I’m bugging on some of the names mentioned in this thread. How can you dislike Will Ferrell

I will do a popular one, Mr. Phoenix who I get tired of remembering how to spell his name. He’s a good character actor I take nothing away from his talent, but he’s such a pretentious twit. It makes it hard for me to enjoy his work.

 

[King of Foxes]

i just want to post this

 

[deafmedal]

Owen fucking Wilson. I hate his face, his stupid fucking nose, his horrible voice and his goddamned smile. Ugggh

My wife hates Wayne Brady

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Fred Armisen

i legit hate that man and he's in fucking everything

 

[Sakura Doritos]

Owen fucking Wilson. I hate his face, his stupid fucking nose, his horrible voice and his goddamned smile. Ugggh

My wife hates Wayne Brady

Monsters.

 

[MetalAlien]

The ones will punch-able face syndrome mostly.

Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Brie (no ass) Larson
Jodie (can't act) Foster
Kevin (hyper hands) Smith (although I like his movies)
Will (Earff) Smith (and extended family)
Laura (man face) Linny


That's enough for now but I have more.

 

[teezzy]

Reggie Watts
Russell Brandt
Lizzo
Sean Penn
Jim Jarmusch
Ellen DeGeneres

 

[Atomic Odin]

Jim Carrey
Jared Leto
Brie Larson

Those three pisses me off every time I watch them

 

[Tesseract]

actors are useless puppets, it's up to directors to coax good performances outta them (or not)

hard for me to hate a soulless puppet

 

[Mista]

Thank you for proving why I dislike him. He's always overdoing shit like a retard just like the gif

 

[Appleprosy]

I can't stand 99.9% of them.

 

[triplestation]

jim from the office

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

The liberal wank is strong ITT.

 

[The Scrivener]

Any actor that shows symptoms of TDS.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Jeremy Renner always struck me as kinda a prick

weird little things, like when he did the One Bite review and refused to give a score.



I dunno. His whole fan app thing too. Seems like an odd guy, in my opinion anyway

 

[Great Hair]

Spoiler

James Franco | Actor, Producer, Director

Known for: Spring Breakers, The Disaster Artist, 127 Hours

www.imdb.com

Seth Rogen | Producer, Actor, Writer

Known for: This Is the End, Superbad, Pineapple Express

www.imdb.com

Ben Stiller | Producer, Actor, Director

Known for: Tropic Thunder, Zoolander, Zoolander 2

www.imdb.com

Bill Hader | Actor, Writer, Producer

Known for: The Skeleton Twins, Inside Out, It Chapter Two

www.imdb.com

But this one is the worst

 

[SpartanN92]

Eric Bana

 

[Urprobablyright]

Will (Earff) Smith (and extended family)

A ha-ha!

 

[highrider]

i just want to post this

I think she was in that Hairspray movie.