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[WoolyNinja]

Taylor Lautner is going full retard, you should never go full retard

 

[old manatee]

There should be a national movement to lower the rating of every Adam Sandler movie to a 1 on Netflix, IMDB, Amazon, rottentomatoes, etc. Just to make him feel bad for being so shitty.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

Man, I want to like Sandler films, but this just doesn't seem to entice me.

 

[Moppeh]

I would love it so much if the Netflix contract for these films is super not specific and the next three films are just weird surrealist art films or just 2 hours of Sandler making fart noises with his mouth.

 

[Loxley]

Looks fun, fuck the haters. Haters steered me from Pixels which ended up being a pretty fun movie...

Dat cast too, damn gonna be good for cameos if nothing else.

People have legit reasons for already hating this movie, putting aside Sandler's already fucking terrible track record at this point.

Native American Actors Quit Adam Sandler’s ‘Ridiculous Six’ Over Racist Jokes

These Are The Adam Sandler Jokes That Some Native Americans Are Mad About

1) Sandler’s character, Tommy, aka Three Knives, a white man raised by Native Americans since childhood is married to a woman named Smoking Fox. A recurring joke refers to her "sweet zum-zum."

2) A female character named Beaver’s Breath, is propositioned by a male character, asking, "Hey Beaver’s Breath." To which she responds, "How did you know my name?"

3) A "sexy" female character named No Bra (originally named Sits-on-Face in the 2012 script), is depicted crudely squatting to urinate behind a teepee while stereotypically lighting up a peace pipe.

4) Will Patch (Will Forte) propositions Sits-on-Face by asking her, "How about after this, we go someplace and I put my peepee in your teepee?"

5) Cicero (Danny Trejo) interacts with Sits-on-Face by calling her "Strawberry Tits," to which she indignantly corrects him, saying "I am Sits-on-Face." Cicero responds, "Well, then I’m Stiff-in-Pants!"

6) There are numerous instances of crudely-punned pseudo Native American names like Five Hairy Moles, One Eyebrow, and Four Pickles.

The report reiterates that this intel was taken from an older script and it is entirely possible that revisions may have mooted some of these scenes. However, some of the examples specifically involving Beaver’s Breath and Sits-on-Face have already been discussed in numerous reports as points of contention. Overall, these scenes paint a broad picture of juvenile japes that might get a snicker, but could understandably come across as patronizing and offensive to the Native American actors who are made to carry out this proliferation of crude cultural misconceptions.

 

[Beefy]

Does Adam Sandler play Adam Sandler again?

 

[Raxus]

Wow. It is even worse than I thought it would be. Bravo Sandler for never failing to surprise me.

 

[eddie4]

Taylor Lautner is going full retard, you should never go full retard

 

[MichaelFassbender]

There should be a national movement to lower the rating of every Adam Sandler movie to a 1 on Netflix, IMDB, Amazon, rottentomatoes, etc. Just to make him feel bad for being so shitty.

Sadly, that won't have much of an effect on the bottom line. Another 5 Paul Blarts from now, we'll all be dead, so we have that to look forward to!

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

A lot of Netflix users will watch this.

 

[Fbh]

Looks terrible.
And following the tradition of trailers for american comedies those are the best jokes in the movie

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Why?

 

[Thewonandonly]

Maybe if not produced by Netflix. Beasts of No Nation is pretty high quality.

Ya and Netflix tv is goddamn glories. Exspecailly the one about Paplo escabare the name is going over my head which is sad because it's one of my top 5 favorite series. Will have to check out beast of no nation.

 

[jmood88]

This looks awful and Taylor Lautner looks and sounds like Simple Jack.

 

[eddie4]

Ya and Netflix tv is goddamn glories. Exspecailly the one about Paplo escabare the name is going over my head which is sad because it's one of my top 5 favorite series. Will have to check out beast of no nation.

Narcos was good, Daredevil was also good.

 

[Charcoal]

Sandler literally sounds like he's half asleep

 

[MushroomTip]

that cast is fucking amazing though.

 

[AlexMeloche]

Adam Sandler as Tommy
Will Forte as Will Patch
Taylor Lautner
Steve Buscemi as Doc Griffin
Danny Trejo as Cicero
Terry Crews
Luke Wilson as Danny
Nick Nolte as Frank Stockburn
Rob Schneider as Ramon
Steve Zahn as Clem
Jorge Garcia as Herm
Nick Swardson
Chris Parnell as Bank Manager
Jon Lovitz
Whitney Cummings as Susannah
Norm MacDonald
Blake Shelton as Wyatt Earp
Lavell Crawford as Lavall Patch
Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain
Dan Aykroyd
David Spade as General Custer
Dan Patrick as Abraham Lincoln
John Turturro as Abner Doubleday
Harvey Keitel
Lenda Murray


surprised at some of the cast
lol @ Vanilla Ice

The lack of women in this lineup is pretty weird tbh. :S

 

[CloudWolf]

People have legit reasons for already hating this movie, putting aside Sandler's already fucking terrible track record at this point.

Native American Actors Quit Adam Sandler’s ‘Ridiculous Six’ Over Racist Jokes

These Are The Adam Sandler Jokes That Some Native Americans Are Mad About

Aside from Sandler and Schneider everyone involved is way better than this. Yes, even Vanilla Ice.

 

[Gnilres]

ITT: People who judge whole movies based on their trailers

Spoiler

That was an awful trailer...=(

 

[Triggerhappytel]

A lot of Netflix users will watch this.

I wonder if part of their plan is to get people to check it out due to some kind of morbid curiosity.

 

[hamchan]

I wonder if part of their plan is to get people to check it out due to some kind of morbid curiosity.

They have the data and probably realize there are a bunch of people who hate watch bad movies.

 

[Bert409]

 

[Herbs]

that cast. damn. a lot of people had to collect a paycheck it seems.

 

[jmood88]

ITT: People who judge whole movies based on their trailers

Spoiler

That was an awful trailer...=(

Trailers are supposed to get people interested in a movie and that's especially true in this case when so many people were turned off from the start. It's also not like this would be the first time that Sandler put out an awful movie.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

Isn't this supposed to be horribly racist?

 

[Sanjuro]

It's gonna be great.

 

[RedBoot]

Stuff like Jack & Jill and Pixels made me angry, but for some reason this one doesn't. Maybe since nobody's really "paying" to see it? Or maybe I'm just blinded by my fondness for westerns and Will Forte.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Oh look Sandler and his shitty D list buddies make another awful movie.

 

[A Link to the Past]

The pre-production name was "Birth of a Nation 2"

 

[FZZ]

Heard it's a prequel to The Hateful 8

Will watch for plot purposes

 

[old manatee]

The lack of women in this lineup is pretty weird tbh. :S

After seeing Blended I think that the fewer women that are drawn into his toxic swamp the better.

 

[SURGEdude]

I always hold on to hope that the next Adam Sandler movie will be a return to form for him. I thought Pixels wasn't horrible maybe this will be a step up from that.

I'm not sure it's possible to step down from Pixels.

 

[big ander]

The funniest thing in this trailer was Will Forte with a line that's not even a joke.
I like that Lautner's going full Simple Jack. And Crews will be probably be funniest out of the main six, though I'm sure he'll get 1/6th as many lines as the Schneider character I already hate.

 

[Ultima_5]

Going to sign up for Netflix for this. I can't wait

 

[Sinatar]

 

[faridmon]

Crap, Luke Wilson is in it, so I can't say no, but man.... Sandler sounds so bored.

 

[Dalek]

While this does look....bad-I love Terry Crews, and Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain is one of the funniest casting ideas I've ever heard.

 

[Generic Power Ranger]

Of course Rob Schneider is in it.

Can only be terrible

c'mon. rob schneider is Awesome !

might have to see this for the cast slone.

 

[nilbog21]

Why would Netflix spend money on this? ...You were doing so good

I can't believe anybody could watch that and think it's funny or feel compelled to watch this? What. The. Fuck!

 

[Quonny]

I dunno, that didn't look too bad.

 

[G-Fex]

This is the movie the native american extras couldn't stand the awful shit jokes and stereotypes and walked out of?

 

[StopMakingSense]

Why would Netflix spend money on this? ...You were doing so good

I'm sure they have pretty good idea of what their viewers like to watch.

(If Netflix could, they'd finance like 10 Paul Blart films)

 

[shintoki]

And Leo loses his oscar to Adam Sandler!

 

[big ander]

Why would Netflix spend money on this? ...You were doing so good

I can't believe anybody could watch that and think it's funny or feel compelled to watch this? What. The. Fuck!

because they are going to make plenty of money off of it, the budget doesn't seem to have been very steep, and making this doesn't even come close to genuinely eroding the critical goodwill Netflix has gained

I doubt I'll like this but it's a good business choice and if it makes it easier for Netflix to produce stuff like Mulaney's new standup special, the Tig doc, With Bob and David, a new Pee-Wee special, a sitcom from Paul Rust and Judd Apatow starring Gillian Jacobs...I'm all for it.

 

[Abounder]

A lot of Netflix users will watch this.

I wonder if Adam Sandler can rival Beasts of No Nation, at least domestically anyway. Netflix and its users must love Adam

 

[Red Mage]

I think Sandler does these movies so that Schneider gets a paycheck.

People have legit reasons for already hating this movie, putting aside Sandler's already fucking terrible track record at this point.

Native American Actors Quit Adam Sandler’s ‘Ridiculous Six’ Over Racist Jokes

These Are The Adam Sandler Jokes That Some Native Americans Are Mad About

...what is a zum-zum? I get most of those 'jokes' but that one escapes me (I know what he's implying, just what zum-zum is supposed to mean).

 

[DJ_Lae]

Looks better than I expected, although that's a pretty low bar.

Lautner seems to have gone balls deep.

 

[Alcotholic]

His face is just too hard to look at these days.

 

[PROh1bited]

Didn't laugh once at that trailer. Was I supposed to? Is this a comedy? Drama?