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[SocksAndShoes]

http://pacificsun.com/upfront-coyote-crazy/

These coyote attacks have been going on for at least three weeks. If it were rabies, Bloch says, the coyote would likely be dead by now. “If this is going on longer than a week or so, then it’s likely not rabies. And we don’t suspect rabies, just because it is pretty rare.”

Whew, it’s not rabies. It is possible, but not probable, that the coyote has eaten something—perhaps a fly agaric mushroom (amanita muscaria) which has hallucinogenic properties—and has subsequently been tripping its tail off. The cars would therefore be some sort of coyote vision, a dark vision of human interlopers, who must be stopped before the rents get any higher in West Marin. That would be kind of cool.

Bloch could not completely rule out the possibility that coyotes are having psychedelic experiences out on the feral fringes of civilization, and in fact she has been counseling dog owners of late on the dangers of poisonous mushrooms in our midst.

 

[Trojita]

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[Rudelord]

Coyotes really are foul animals.

 

[rjinaz]

Just where abouts in Cali can coyotes find these mushrooms? I have a coyote buddy that is curious. Scientific purposes of course.

 

[hipbabboom]

Coyotes really are foul animals.

Actually, there more related to dogs. Perhaps you should do your research before spreading lies.

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I so sorry

 

[Rudelord]

Actually, there more related to dogs. Perhaps you should do your research before spreading lies.

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I so sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxPUSGdmbYg

 

[SocksAndShoes]

I'm stunned at Neogaf's 1st posts referencing The Simpsons recently. This and the Young Mo thread from yesterday have blown my mind.

 

[Dennis]

gif for everything

 

[Trojita]

Do you think their shroom trips are better or worse than ours? I'd imagine being in a predator state but still worried about your general day to day survival would cause some nasty fucking trips.

 

[Jaeger]

Do you think their shroom trips are better or worse than ours? I'd imagine being in a predator state but still worried about your general day to day survival would cause some nasty fucking trips.

I'd say it would be way worse for them than it is for a human.

 

[DerangedHermit]

I'm stunned at Neogaf's 1st posts referencing The Simpsons recently. This and the Young Mo thread from yesterday have blown my mind.

Are you sure you're not just high on shrooms?

Are you a coyote?

 

[Squalor]

Do you think their shroom trips are better or worse than ours? I'd imagine being in a predator state but still worried about your general day to day survival would cause some nasty fucking trips.

Way, way worse for an animal.