FunkMiller
Gold Member
I described it many times over. Here and in other threads.
Bad pacing
No srurvival, you have tons of supplies
No horror aside from lame jump scares
Bad ending with no resolution
You play much less as Alan in Alan wake game. He is no longer main character.
Poor shooting and almost none of it.
Terrible shimmering and overall bad graphics on ps5 compared to other ps5 games. I know it looks better on pc but I am judging what I’ve played.
Terrible performance on ps5 not even holding 30 in normal exploration.
Everyone is Finnish and everyone is Sam lake.
Saga is Mary sue. She overcomes her fears at the end in 5 minutes.
...well, okay.
I'm prepared to give a lot of the jank a pass because it tries to be creative, interesting and original in a sea of bland, repetitive shit (Spider-man 2, Starfield)
And everyone isn't Finnish. It's established that Watery is a town built by Finnish immigrants. Again, that felt interesting and fresh to me. Sam Lake being three separate characters in one of the points of the - admittedly convoluted - story.
It's still not GOTY, though. Below both ToTK and Baldur's Gate.
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