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[Megafoo Chavez]

mondays through thursdays are always the same. Cheerios, Egos, Waffles? Thats about it for breakfast. Not that it matters, I can barely choke down breakfast at 6:45 am. The rest of the day follows the same pattern. do work, fantasize about fucking every girl i see, do more work, jack off, eat. Then comes that one special day. Friday. That day where everything changes. I get to spend my evening with her. She has a long curvey body....so fragile....so smooth. With every look there is something different about her. When i touch her, a thousand minds come together to form my every thought. her long tenticles wrap around me making sure alice isnt the only one that gets to go down the rabbit hole. a spark in the sky comes down to hold me close to her heart. Release and Breath she says, Because chavez, you can now see.


Thank you hookah, thank you for letting me get in touch with my native american ancestry. Flying bird you have touched me. As well as the roaming buffalo.

I have heard the echos of a ducks quack and in it i have seen the alpha and omega.

 

[LakeEarth]

Brain malfunction!

 

[FoneBone]

Oh dear.

 

[hXc_thugg]

WAT?!?

 

[AntoneM]

mondays through thursdays are always the same. Cheerios, Egos, Waffles? Thats about it for breakfast. Not that it matters, I can barely choke down breakfast at 6:45 am. The rest of the day follows the same pattern. do work, fantasize about fucking every girl i see, do more work, jack off, eat. Then comes that one special day. Friday. That day where everything changes. I get to spend my evening with her. She has a long curvey body....so fragile....so smooth. With every look there is something different about her. When i touch her, a thousand minds come together to form my every thought. her long tenticles wrap around me making sure alice isnt the only one that gets to go down the rabbit hole. a spark in the sky comes down to hold me close to her heart. Release and Breath she says, Because chavez, you can now see.


Thank you hookah, thank you for letting me get in touch with my native american ancestry. Flying bird you have touched me. As well as the roaming buffalo.

I have heard the echos of a ducks quack and in it i have seen the alpha and omega.

congrats!!

 

[jecclr2003]

Stupid ass druggie.....


For christs sake, can't you conjur up a bit of an imagination so your escapes don't have to involve mind altering substances.

People trip me out, they act like their life is so tough that they have to resort to that shit. I do just peachy without any of that, and I'm ina n EXTREMELY high stress job.

Get over it.

BTW: I'm on vacation, so I dont care...

 

[Naked Snake]

This threads get a thumbs down from me.

 

[MetatronM]

La-li-lu-le-lo

 

[yoshifumi]

Stupid ass druggie.....


For christs sake, can't you conjur up a bit of an imagination so your escapes don't have to involve mind altering substances.

People trip me out, they act like their life is so tough that they have to resort to that shit. I do just peachy without any of that, and I'm ina n EXTREMELY high stress job.

Get over it.

BTW: I'm on vacation, so I dont care...

......:lol

 

[Diablos]

Come on now, Chavez is just a stoner expressing his love for pot. He never wronged you, did he??

 

[belgurdo]

 

[teepo]

that what i'm talking about

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

Why is this? What is this? I think everyone has orbs floating around them. We can not see these orbs. They make us predictible. When my happy orb coms into contact with somebodys sad orb this collision creates conciousness. The government knows this. This is why we do everything we are supposed to do. hold on one second, i need to answer the teliphone.

 

[jecclr2003]

Diablos, I fear for the future of the world with stoners like him behind the wheel.

Besides, I went to school with enough stoners to know how that movie ends. Alone, broke, no sense of direction and just about a mental vegetable.

I guess it's fun (wouldn't know, I'm too smart to get into that crap), at least until you have to grow the fuck up and actually face life head on for what it is. Without being mind fucked by some herb, that is.

At least he could have had the dignity to be a raging alcholic. That at least takes work, it's a goal, you have to put your mind to it.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

...erac tnod I os ,noitacav no m'I :WTB

.ti revo teG

.boj sserts hgih YLEMERTXE n ani m'I dna ,taht fo yna tuohtiw yhcaep tsuj od I .tihs taht ot troser ot evah yeht taht hguot os si efil rieht ekil tca yeht ,tuo em pirt elpoeP

.secnatsbus gniretla dnim evlovni ot evah t'nod sepacse ruoy os noitanigami na fo tib a pu rujnoc uoy t'nac ,ekas stsirhc roF


.....eiggurd ssa diputS

I see everything clearly now. You should too. Private message me so I can give you my phone number. we can talk

 

[jecclr2003]

Chavez scares me... down to the core.

How can you fight someone who agrees he's a waste?

Wow, just wow.... I'm floored.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

.deroolf m'I ....wow tsuj ,woW

?etsaw a s'eh seerga ohw enoemos thgif uoy nac woH

.eroc eht ot nwod ...em seracs zevahC

So quick to judge me that I am waste. I was told you have your own demons to battle. It is ok, you will be accepted. It is not your fault. Its nobodys fault.

 

[belgurdo]

ylotciv

 

[Musashi Wins!]

I see everything clearly now. You should too. Private message me so I can give you my phone number. we can talk

he just wants to make sweet sweet love and you're so angry inside. you should call him.

GAF makes a happy ending.

 

[Mike Works]

mondays through thursdays are always the same. Cheerios, Egos, Waffles? Thats about it for breakfast. Not that it matters, I can barely choke down breakfast at 6:45 am. The rest of the day follows the same pattern.

Guys it's obvious he's talking about Aunt Jemima

 

[jecclr2003]

Huh?

Nope sorry, my life is actually pretty damn spiffy.
Good job, (lots of pressure but I like it that way. Keeps me focused).
Good wife (1 year anni yesterday, spent all day in a hotel doing stuff that would make Ron Jeremy blush)
Good apartment at a GREAT price..
and four wonderful cats.

So sorry to disappoint, no demons. Life is grand. I'm on vacation, been getting laid everyday of said vacation and have a full belly thanks to Applebees. Damn their Honey Grilled Chicken is nummy.

That reminds me.. time for a late night snack and a nother movie from the Star Wars box set...

 

[belgurdo]

If we could all eat our egos for breakfast we'd all be better people

 

[yoshifumi]

If we could all eat our egos for breakfast we'd all be better people

hahaha

 

[jecclr2003]

belgurdo and we'd all be partaking in an evenly balanced breakfast.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

...tes xob sraW ratS eht morf eivom rehton a dna kcans thgin etal a rof emit ..em sdnimer tahT

.ymmun si nekcihC dellirG yenoH rieht nmaD .seebelppA ot sknaht ylleb lluf a evah dna noitacav dias fo yadyreve dial gnitteg neeb ,noitacav no m'I .dnarg si efiL .snomed on ,tnioppasid ot yrros oS

.stac lufrednow ruof dna
..ecirp TAERG a ta tnemtrapa dooG
)hsulb ymereJ noR ekam dluow taht ffuts gniod letoh a ni yad lla tneps ,yadretsey inna raey 1( efiw dooG
.)desucof em speeK .yaw taht ti ekil I tub erusserp fo stol( ,boj dooG
.yffips nmad ytterp yllautca si efil ym ,yrros epoN

?huH

Liar Liar pants on fire. Free yourself from your denial my friend. Being free i can instantly change myself into any form. Watch I can play jecclr2003

my life is good, i just bought a brand new escalade. Keep them spinning boys
i finally got that job at ibm. 110Grand a year and 3 weeks vacation paid! alright!
my wife of 4 years is finally pregnant, oh GLEE i hope its a boy
i need to go now, time for ice cream and our nightly movie. its been fun forum. but back to my real life!

 

[jecclr2003]

Denial?

Denial of what might I ask? Come on Freud, play shrink for me.

Life is good. 26 and completely happy with things. Wouldn't change a thing.



BTW: I WISH I made 110K a year.. I'll settle for my 30K publishing/electronic prepress job and my wifes 50K management position...

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

denial. its obvious to anyone with the sense of smell. the way you type to your username. the way you were so quick to tell me i'm a stoner loser and that im a waste and how great your life is. You also told me you were going to go watch starwars, yet you are still here, refreshing this forum for my next comment.

True or False it doesn't matter. I don't believe you and you should admit you are unhappy

you don't know me or if i am a stoner loser or not. This is fantasy land and i'm an anonymous character sitting on a computer somewhere. I could be 90 years old with a sex organ you didn't know existed.

 

[White Man]

Denial of what might I ask? Come on Freud, play shrink for me.

He's not being Freudian at all, and by saying he is, you're sort of insulting Freudians at large.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

He's not being Freudian at all, and by saying he is, you're sort of insulting Freudians at large.

Exactly, I would hate to insult people that believe that our greatness in mental and physical design is powered by a obsession of death and sex. Please, somebody stop me from drowning myself in a bathtub of my mothers blood.

 

[J2 Cool]

Oh shit guys, he's in trouble. Just fhuta man and stay calm

 

[Litigation Manuel]

mondays through thursdays are always the same. Cheerios, Egos, Waffles? Thats about it for breakfast.

Wait? Aren't egos waffles!? But waffles aren't all necessarily egos! WHOA! Now that's what I would call Freudian!

 

[way more]

You're not stoned.

Anyway my Native-American brother keep it real and continue on your quest of understanding.

 

[jecclr2003]

I know this is hard for you to wrap your warped little mind around, but I have a DVD drive in my computer... I'm watching it on my PC as I do some work on a couple projects in Photoshop.

And if I need the extra memory I have my 7 inch DVD portable player setup on my desk as well.

 

[carpal]

denial. its obvious to anyone with the sense of smell. the way you type to your username. the way you were so quick to tell me i'm a stoner loser and that im a waste and how great your life is. You also told me you were going to go watch starwars, yet you are still here, refreshing this forum for my next comment.

True or False it doesn't matter. I don't believe you and you should admit you are unhappy

you don't know me or if i am a stoner loser or not. This is fantasy land and i'm an anonymous character sitting on a computer somewhere. I could be 90 years old with a sex organ you didn't know existed.

You're all right, dude. You are all right.

 

[Eminem]

denial. its obvious to anyone with the sense of smell. the way you type to your username. the way you were so quick to tell me i'm a stoner loser and that im a waste and how great your life is. You also told me you were going to go watch starwars, yet you are still here, refreshing this forum for my next comment.

True or False it doesn't matter. I don't believe you and you should admit you are unhappy

you don't know me or if i am a stoner loser or not. This is fantasy land and i'm an anonymous character sitting on a computer somewhere. I could be 90 years old with a sex organ you didn't know existed.

you know, that actually all made really interesting sense o_0

 

[White Man]

Exactly, I would hate to insult people that believe that our greatness in mental and physical design is powered by a obsession of death and sex. Please, somebody stop me from drowning myself in a bathtub of my mothers blood.

Ergh, apologies. I didn't mean to insult you or anything. I was more pointing out to the other lad with an unpronounceable nickname, that you were not being Freudian at all. You're one of the folks I like here.

And for the record, although I am obsessed with sex and death, I am not a Freudian. I am clearly a Jungian, although unlike most people I associate myself with, I understand the effectiveness and importance of Freudian thought.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

for the record, i love Freudian psychology

 

[MC Safety]

This thread = dum. Not even worth the "B."

I want my 30 seconds and 842 brain cells back.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

nuh uh! this thread is a A+! I would play again!

 

[Docpan]

For future reference, please smoke up AFTER your computer time. Thank you.

 

[Joe]

i think jecclr2003 needs to smoke some pot.

 

[DCX]

La-li-lu-le-lo

:lol :lol :lol

DCX

 

[DCX]

" I wish i had more hands, so i can give this thread...4 thumbs down!! "

DCX

 

[MrPing1000]

i thought this was going to be a olimario style thread



it isn't

 

[clipunderground]

:lol WTF?! Megafoo, you've lost your mind.


*goes back to read more of the thread*

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I've been drinking too much I can't understand shit in this thread

 

[Dilbert]

Cheerios, Egos, Waffles? Thats about it for breakfast.

"Leggo my ego!"

 

[duderon]

This thread...


This is my kind of thread.

 

[human5892]

Megafoo definitely beat jecclr2003.

While stoned out of his mind, even!

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

Megafoo knows firsthand that he'll always be my personal hero