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Alleged Drake and Instagram model Hot Sauce story drives Twitter wild

As per MTO News, an Instagram model has revealed that Drake has a bizarre way of avoiding impregnation. Since the outrageous story made the news, the Hotline Bling rapper has been trending on Twitter.

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[Pejo]

Finally a celebrity story that I can relate to.

I'll leave it to GAF to decide which part.

 

[Hari Seldon]

That dude has a PhD in ho fucking to go to those lengths.

 

[kittoo]

The IG model seems to be the crazier one here. Why the fuck did she take the condom out from the trash, untie it and pour it into her vagina (how?)? What the actual fuck?
Maybe she wanted to get pregnant with his baby and fleece him lifelong. Serves her right lol. Taste that hot Sauce!

And now suing him? Get the fuck out of here bitch. And why post details of his dick? Wtf is this story?

 

[Revoh]

Imma stock on some hot sauce. This is a great idea, thanks Drake.

 

[MastAndo]

Why the fuck did she take the condom out from the trash, untie it and pour it into her vagina (how?)? What the actual fuck?
Maybe she wanted to get pregnant with his baby and fleece him lifelong. Serves her right lol.

That's exactly what she was trying to do. It's hilarious that she comes out with this story like "everyone, look how crazy Drake is", completely oblivious to how bat shit her own antics were. I wonder if this is a common thing with these groupies.

Either way, good on Drake for reading the situation and taking some sort of precaution, albeit a weird ass one.

 

[Swauny Jones]

That's some pimp shit right there LMFAO!!!

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[zombrex]

Does hot sauce kill sperm???

 

[BennyBlanco]

That is hilarious, but theres no way its true. Bringing the condom with you and throwing it in a dumpster or something seems way more pragmatic than carrying around packets of hot sauce.

And if this really happened, why would she ever admit it?

 

[nush]

And if this really happened, why would she ever admit it?

So she could try to sue him.

I've heard this advice given to rich celebrity men to take the condom with you or make sure you flush it becuse there are women that will pick that used condom out of the trash for a payday.

 

[AJUMP23]

Gone pee on people soon.

 

[TheMan]

That is hilarious, but theres no way its true. Bringing the condom with you and throwing it in a dumpster or something seems way more pragmatic than carrying around packets of hot sauce.

And if this really happened, why would she ever admit it?

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[newtypepilot]

why did she put the open end into her snatch? trying to get knocked up and get set for life???

no wonder he put them hot sauce

 

[Elginer]

Drake on some next level shit.

 

[Impotaku]

Whats the problem? I thought hot sauce paired well with bearded clam.

 

[chromhound]

Damm she's was trying to get a check from him lol

 

[Rest]

If I wanted to read stupid tabloids I'd do it in line at the grocery store.

 

[T8SC]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

…trying to sperm jack him? Sounds like karma got her

 

[clem84]

That is hilarious, but theres no way its true. Bringing the condom with you and throwing it in a dumpster or something seems way more pragmatic than carrying around packets of hot sauce.

This story only makes sense if it was intentional on the part of Drake. Like "If she ever tries to do something like this, she'll have a hell of a surprise", basically laying a trap for her.

 

[Kilau]

Stories that have so many extraneous details always seem like bullshit.

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

Homeboy makes sure to always have hot sauce around to pour into condoms? Sounds like bullshit to me.

Flush the condom down the toilet? I doubt Drake is sitting around thinking how to do his part in keeping latex and jizz from getting into landfills and/or the ocean.

 

[Tschumi]

I am just so very much behind Drake in this case.

I might even listen to one of his songs for the first time in my life.

 

[PSlayer]

Out-FUCKING-skilled.

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Revolutionary]

Fake

 

[IDKFA]

Calling bull shit.

 

[jufonuk]

I suspect drake would he walking around like that if he did put hot sauce on his old chap.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

That's bullshit but I believe it.

Seriously though, sperm jacking is a thing. There are wild stories from NBA players and hoes trying to set themselves up for life.

 

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If true then she had no business doing what she did.

She was trying to get pregnant on the sly but thankfully he had the foresight to take action to not only reduce the risk but expose her if she did it. Sure it's a bit crude using hot sauce, but it seems to have worked perfectly in exposing her for a baby-trapper so he didn't take any more chances spending time with her.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Lying on the internet to try get more pathetic simps to subsribe to your Onlyfans. Nice life. How do so many parents manage to fuck up their children?

 

[Spukc]

Hahah what a champ

 

[Star-Lord]

Girls got issues, I glad it backfired on her.

 

[SJRB]

I like how the focus is on the hot sauce in the condom instead of on the girl who tried to get pregnant by fishing a used condom out of the trash, untie it and pushing the contents in her pussy in an extremely malicious way to get pregnant from a celebrity.

What a world we live in.

 

[AV]

That's hilarious, but complete internet nonsense.

 

[FunkMiller]

Read headline and genuinely thought there was an instagram model called Hot Sauce.

 

[Bullet Club]

Good for Drake.

Hotsauce Bling

 

[M1chl]

Who wrote this anyway, seems like some fan fiction.

 

[Kimahri]

Haha, fun story, but hard to believe. Wouldn't it be easier to just flush the condom with water, or stuff it with toilet paper? I've done both, lol.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[GymWolf]

Too bad khabib didn't smashed this shithead when he had the occasion...

 

[RPS37]

 

[DarkestHour]

At least it wasn't a little girl he was with this time.

 

[DeafTourette]

Why not just empty it, flush the semen and wash out the lining of the condom?

 

[Big Baller]

 

[Max_Po]

I know who Drake is .... but nothing beyond that.... if true GREAT move

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Funny enough a mate of mine has a similar story.

He's half Indonesian. Invites a girl around his place....does the whole cook a personal home meal for the lucky lady.

It's hot. It's spicey.

They get down to business.

He's all about the foreplay and the ladies pleasure.

She starts feeling uncomfortable.

Then runs screaming to the bathroom.

Hot peppers and curry sauce. Not really compatible with the labia. Apparantly.

Who would have known? Well, not my mate obviously.

 

[Swauny Jones]

Why not just empty it, flush the semen and wash out the lining of the condom?

Too much work when all you need is to put a few drops of Tabasco in it to catch a shady person in the act and ex them out of your circle for good.

 

[Jsisto]

Berore reading this story I could care less about Drake, now I am a Drake megafan. No one can match the swag and cunning big brained moves of based Drake. Immediately after posting this I am going to buy a ticket to the next Drake concert, get a Drake backpack, and get custom made napkins with Drake‘s face on them. People will laugh and not understand me but I won’t care because I have Drake.