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[I collect VHS tapes]

I had to double check and make sure this wasn't parody

 

[IFireflyl]

I am deeply uncomfortable.

 

[Dacvak]

The face of someone who is just now realizing he wasn't paid nearly enough.

 

[Mr Moose]

 

[winjer]

If pathetic and cringy had a son, it would be that guy and his name is Amazon.

 

[IDKFA]

I had to double check and make sure this wasn't parody

"You are goated with the sauce"

LMAO

 

[El Hee-Ho]

The fuck is going on here?

 

[zaga]

Amazon seems to have completely failed in gaming for 10+ years

With the exception of realising that people like free games so now Amazon just copies the Epic store and hands out free games like candy

 

[Topher]

The fuck is going on here?

I could ask you the same question

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Awful. And knowing the people who no doubt greenlit this on their side? Even more awful.

 

[Dacvak]

The fuck is going on here?

If you're talking about them covering up the Xbox logo, that's just for copyright reasons.

If you're talking about the awkward claw grip, that's actually real. I even do that if I'm playing competitive Melee lol.

 

[El Hee-Ho]

I could ask you the same question

Started using my previous nickname in other places in a sort of "serious" way, and I want to separate that from all the chud stuff I post here.

If you're talking about the awkward claw grip, that's actually real. I even do that if I'm playing competitive Melee lol.

Yeah that's what I mean! Thought for a moment the dude might be playing Tekken or maybe Monster Hunter on a PSP lol.

Didn't know the claw grip was still a thing!

Also... not a bad idea to hide the Xbox logo like that. I hate how much it brights when I'm playing in the dark.

 

[The_hunter]

Bussin fr fr

 

[Topher]

Started using my previous nickname in other places in a sort of "serious" way, and I want to separate that from all the chud stuff I post here.

If not for that tag, I wouldn't have know it was you. lol

 

[TommyCronin6969]

The fuck is going on here?

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

So..... He faps a lot? Is that the joke?

 

[Poppinfresh]

Yeah, I'm not clicking on a Bluesky link

 

[Diseased Yak]

I remember the time I was "goated with the sauce". Had to take like 5 showers before I felt clean again...

 

[consoul]

The moral of the story is that nobody cares about your win streak except Alexa. And even Alexa is just pretending to care so you will buy 1000 unnecessary products.

 

[Setsuna Mudou]

 

[Mayar]

Well, it's my own fault that I pay for the internet...
My God, I wish I knew who wrote the script for this miracle, and most importantly, the person who read it and said, "Fire, we need to shoot it immediately."
I think they should publish this information - people deserve to know the names of the heroes...

 

[LavitzSlambert]

I held up for a moment, thinking I would leave the thread without ever watching this. Then for some reason, I watched it. Major regrets. Life was better before this mistake, I hope this post saves even one gaffer.

 

[SScorpio]

Amazon seems to have completely failed in gaming for 10+ years

With the exception of realising that people like free games so now Amazon just copies the Epic store and hands out free games like candy

They improved Luna's streaming quality. It's better than what Xbox offers.

Their GameNite imitative is interesting. Games you stream to your TV and control from a phone or tablet just by visiting a website on the phone. I'm looking forward to getting to mess around with it during the holidays this year.

 

[Nihilum]

We're linking and building over here! Hell yeah bra.

 

[deriks]

An AI wrote this ad, right?!

 

[semiconscious]

what's with the weird environment? where's he supposed to be? on the bridge of his spaceship?...

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

An AI wrote this ad, right?!

I don't know if they're still working with them, but they used to shop this sort of thing out to a marketing agency called Laundry Service, which consistently produced some of the most tone deaf, undiluted cringe I've ever seen. It's supposedly real humans writing this, but I think that makes me a little sadder than it just being AI.

 

[Atrus]

Alexa just got him to buy $1,500 worth of tissues to send to a dude who could resell them for pure profit.

Who is getting owned here?

 

[ZehDon]

"Hey Alexa - can Amazon fuck all the way off, fr fr? No cap"

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Alexa's voice is more expressive than whoever that guy is.

 

[Spukc]

The fuck is going on here?

If you fist your boyfriends for hours straight you can get carpal tunnel syndrome.
It limits your ability to normally use gamepads.

Also who the fuck is this idiot?

 

[T4keD0wN]

An AI wrote this ad, right?!

Written by Hideo Kojima
Directed by Hideo Kojima
Produced by Hideo Kojima

 

[El Hee-Ho]

If you fist your boyfriends for hours straight you can get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Thanks dude, that was very educational.

 

[bender]

 

[Durin]

They understood gamers so well they built a games launcher that makes EA Origin seems like a feature-rich platform.

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Ugh.

I can completely imagine the original idea getting slowly destroyed in a series of meetings until the boss says "ok, so would sending a box of tissues be a 'sick burn'?" And everyone agrees because he's the boss.

 

[SomeNorseGuy]

Perfection! Connecting with both the youth and gamers in general. There's something we all can relate to in this masterclass in advertisement.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

Also who the fuck is this idiot?

 

[Jinzo Prime]

I'm gonna say that this has to be intentionally awful. I mean, we are talking about it, so it's at least somewhat succesful.

 

[Arsic]

 

[Krathoon]

I am afraid to watch.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

The fuck is going on here?

 

[KiteGr]

Did AI made this add?

 

[robotman5]

 

[Doomtrain]

... the 1000 boxes of tissues HAVE to be for fapping, right?

 

[ComputerBlue]

Goddamn, that was rough.

 

[DarkShadowXI]

 

[poppabk]

Goated with the sauce? Sending his friend tissues? Is this ad about jizz and jerking off? If so then they may understand gamers all too well.

 

[Thanati]

Urgh.

 

[Madflavor]

This is actually somewhat accurate if you've seen some Gen Z streamers. A lot of them do talk like that.