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AMBULANCE VS ZOMBIES - The Thread

shuri

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The very nice people at ncsx have put up english infos about D3P's soon to be cult classic title -- AMBULANCE VS ZOMBIES

NCSX.ORG IS AWESOME AWESOME IS NCSX.ORG said:
When a biological weapon kills half the population of a town, that's not the worst of it. The dead won't stay down and the corpses return as shuffling zombies. Undead and hungry, the zombies chomp chunks out of anyone hapless enough to fall into their clutches and turn them into zombies as well. With the contagion spreading, things are looking hairy. [...] Instead of outfitting a hero with flak jacket and heavy weaponry, Simple 2000 players drive an ambulance...
:D

NCSX.ORG!@ OMG HEART ATTACK said:
Maneuver the zombie smashing ambulance and head out to where innocents are located. Take too long to rescue your fellow man and they'll join the army of the undead. Zombies are fairly sentient and form walls of zombie bodies in an attempt to stop your vehicular assault. Smash through them by revving up and plowing through undead crowds like a mobile battering ram.The hordes of zombies are formidable and they'll try their damndest to rock the ambulance off the road. Grit your teeth (clench them if necessary) and roll the ambulance through zombies and create a storm of what looks like chunky tomato sauce.
:D :D

NCSX.ORG! ORDER IT NOW! ORDER IT NOW said:
As more hapless humans are saved from a brutal destiny, upgrades may be added to the ambulance when mechanics are rescued. The engine, tires, siren, and bumpers may all be ramped up. A higher HP engine allows the ambulance to burst through bodies with more power, better tires crush zombies easier, bumpers may be upgraded with weaponry to slash and burn. A shiny new siren expands the search radius of the ambulance to find far away survivors.
:D :D :D

It's like CRAZY TAXI with ZOMBIES and DEATH RACE 2000 in a schoolgirl-tight 20$US package of import joy and happiness! Import it NOW! Who here will join me in the zombie slaughter?
 
DO NOT buy this game.

I picked it up and it's a steaming pile of horse dung.

PS1 level graphics, clicky horrible sound, gameplay that could cause deep REM sleep...

It's a great name for a game, but holy shit, does the game blow goats.
 
DCharlie said:
DO NOT buy this game.

I picked it up and it's a steaming pile of horse dung.

PS1 level graphics, clicky horrible sound, gameplay that could cause deep REM sleep...

It's a great name for a game, but holy shit, does the game blow goats.
You just ruined my life.
 
i think this one may be next

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or maybe

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DCharlie said:
DO NOT buy this game.

I picked it up and it's a steaming pile of horse dung.

PS1 level graphics, clicky horrible sound, gameplay that could cause deep REM sleep...

It's a great name for a game, but holy shit, does the game blow goats.
He's one of the infidels! TO THE BARRICADES

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He's one of the infidels! TO THE BARRICADES

i laid down on the sweetest looking grenade
but i tell you, o my brothers,
the pain is unbearable,
and the wounds deep.
Follow not in my path,
for the truth your eyes should not see,
as it has been revealethedethededethed to me,
that verily,
this game is shite.
 
Sho Nuff said:
The only other good Simple 2000 game is THE JET COASTER

The Oneechanbara 2 is good stuff, too. Although both it and The Earth Defense Force 2 are only fun in short spurts; neither game holds a candle to other games in their genres, and EDF2's frame rate is hideous. I hope both games turn out well on the Xbox 360...

What is The Jet Coaster all about?
 
I think the rule with Simple 2000 is that you never buy blind. You wait until some guy starts raving about one of the titles and then you buy it.

Lyte Edge said:
The Oneechanbara 2 is good stuff, too. Although both it and The Earth Defense Force 2 are only fun in short spurts; neither game holds a candle to other games in their genres, and EDF2's frame rate is hideous. I hope both games turn out well on the Xbox 360...

What is The Jet Coaster all about?

I'm sorry, but you lie. EDF2 destroys sooo many $50-60 games it's not even funny. You can easily play EDF2 for hours on end especially in co-op. It's not even comparable to Oneechanbara 2.
 
I think the rule with Simple 2000 is that you never buy blind. You wait until some guy starts raving about one of the titles and then you buy it.

... that's where us Grenade hugging dipshits come in!

we eat the grenades, then let you know if it blows our insides out.

Every now and then, it fails to detonate, and every now and then it's filled with sherbet fizz.
 
White Man said:
Does this mean that Giant Woman game was bad, too?

Do you really even have to ask? :) It's already been said that there's like three games out of the entire line that are worth checking out. The Daibijin game was amusing at first, but it's crap too.

Also it just me or are like 95% of all the Simple 2000 games' main selling points the badly-rendered chick in the blue bikini?
 
Lyte Edge said:
What is The Jet Coaster all about?

The guy who did the Jet Coaster Dream games for Dreamcast -- he ported it to PS2 using Renderware and let you add a LOT more pieces. It's basically Jet Coaster Dream 3. ROCK!
 
simple titles of note (translation : NOT total garbage, but not the best games ever)

the Taxi
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_048.html

the Kanji quiz
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_046.html

Block kuzushi
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_005.html

Densha de go ! 3
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_022.html

onechanbara
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_061.html

*onechanbara 2
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_090.html

EDF
**EDF2
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_081.html

*Drive to Survive (it's the JPN version of that game on the Xbox that was 4 player that i can't remember then name of where you knock eachother off the road)

http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20u/s20u_028.html

*The Jetcoaster
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_033.html
The Splatter Action
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_064.html

*The Shooting Double (紫炎龍 and 紫炎龍 explosion)
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_037.html

Space Raiders
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_052.html

**Powershovel ni Narou! (PS1 - AWESOME WACKY JAPPY!)
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_15/s15_089.html

The Shooting (PS1)
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_15/s15_035.html

The Skating (Tony hawks - PS1)
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_15/s15_047.html

The Invaders (Ps1)
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_15/s15_073.html

******* The double shooting (PS1) - Raystorm and Raycrisis! ********
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_15/s15_075.html
(just in case the stars don't give it away, you should own this)

Grand Alien war
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_078.html

Super Puzzle Bobble DX
http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/s20_062.html


The rest, pretty much not worth the disk they are printed on.


lol - next stop for D3 Simple series! : http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/fs_s20_g.html
PIRATES... and there are ZOMBIES in it too!

the next grenade i might lie on is the Mini skirt police simple game : http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/fs_s20_g.html
 
DCharlie said:
lol - next stop for D3 Simple series! : http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/fs_s20_g.html
PIRATES... and there are ZOMBIES in it too!
Dynasty Pirates!!

the next grenade i might lie on is the Mini skirt police simple game : http://www.d3p.co.jp//s_20/fs_s20_g.html
I've heard horrible things (on this forum, even) - enough to keep me from trying it.

Onee2 is certainly much better than the first, but I don't think it's worthwhile except as a concept jiggling-boobs-and-blood demo, or as a marker on the yardstick showing how much closer Tamsoft are to making a good game.
 
stay far far far away from the mini skirt police charlie, its one of the worst games ive EVER EVER EVER EVER played
 
stay far far far away from the mini skirt police charlie, its one of the worst games
ive EVER EVER EVER EVER played

Okay got it, pick it up as soon as possible and it's the best game ever? Thanks for the tip! ;)

(cheers for the warning)

will try something else from the grenade list...

True. I'm currently trying to buy the North American rights to this game from the now defunct Acclaim.

Please spread the joy of scooping curry into bowls with a powershovel to the western world! :) I picked up the controller ages ago - it's so much fun. Good luck with it!
 
Drive To Survive was Mashed or Mashed 2.

Fantastic Micro Machines clones (I think it was the same developer of the MM series).
 
Is Oneechanbara the game where you play a half naked chick who runs around and slaughters zombies? Because if so, that game rules and I don't have to play it to tell you that. :lol
 
Sho Nuff said:
The guy who did the Jet Coaster Dream games for Dreamcast -- he ported it to PS2 using Renderware and let you add a LOT more pieces. It's basically Jet Coaster Dream 3. ROCK!

Oh my... I never knew about this. I loved Jet Coaster Dream 1 and 2. I must now pick this up at all costs.
 
DCharlie said:
simple titles of note (translation : NOT total garbage, but not the best games ever)
(unfurls long list of awesomeness)
Note to D3 America, I want these. I'm not buying Naruto, or any other kids junk you lisence, I want THESE!!!
 
My copy arrived today from Play-Asia. Only had about an hour with it so far, but I had to post.

First of all, graphics = pretty crappy... but who fucking cares! This game is serious fun! Crazy Taxi with zombies, indeed. I don't read or speak a lick of Japanese (other than reading English words written in Japanese, of course) so I didn't catch much of the story, but really who needs one? Zombies walk the earth and you, as a punk ambulance driver, must get the remaining humans of the populace to the safety of the hospital.

The controls are simple. The X button controls the gas, O is brake/reverse. Triangle is your nitro boost. You basically roam the city running over crowds of zombies until you spot a white dot on your radar (which doesn't see very far, but can be upgraded later apparently). Going to the white dot reveals a normal human, usually crouching in fear, within a glowing circle (again, Crazy Taxi). Stop within the circle and they'll hop in.

You must get them to the hospital before their health runs out. One thing I'm confused on is, why is there a giant picture of a building in the top left hand corner of the screen? Can seem to find it's purpose.

As you run over zombies, occassionally an enterprising undead will attach itself to your ambulance, either by hanging on the side or riding up on top. The borders of your screen show zombie hands in conjuction to where the zombie is on your vechicle. To get them off, you jiggle the control stick back and forth, thus knocking the zombie off. The longer they hang on, the more damage they do to your ambulance.

As noted in the NCSX translated info, as you save people, they'll help you upgrade your ambulance. This is where I really wish I could read Japanese. I have no idea what the upgrades I'm buying are, but I guess it really doesn't matter that much. Hopefully some enterprising individual will give us a translation.

Anyhoo, Zombie vs. the Ambulance is great, and for $20-something you just can't go wrong. It isn't as great as EDF2, but really, what is? For those that enjoy running over zombies (who doesn't?), this is the game for you.

Nate
 
someone seriously needs to start picking up simple 2000 for the US.

or have i been missing domestic releases? either way, having to pull out my japanese ps2 to play these is a serious hassle.
 
I've just tossed a copy of The All-Star Kakutou Matsuri into my P-A order and it has now shipped. Am I doomed? I'll post back here with results, regardless.

apparently it's pretty average - but it could be fun because of the characters involved i guess.

Re : Nate - well, that's an alternative view - one i don't personally agree with, but i might give it a fourth try to check i'm not missing anything.
 
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