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http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=45770&in_page_id=7

Angelina Jolie has revealed she was sexually active in kindergarten, saying she took her clothes off and 'made out' with boys.

The 31-year-old said: 'I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.

'I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties.'


'Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!'

Jolie, who once publicly shared a lingering kissing with her own brother, James Haven, after her Oscar's victory for Girl Interrupted in 2000, also spoke openly about her fetish of using knives during sex, saying it first developed as a teenager.

The Tomb Raider stars, who lost her virginity at the age of 14, revealed she used to cut her boyfriend with a knife after sex because it 'wasn't enough'.


Speaking to OK! magazine she added: 'I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough.

'I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.'

'We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars.'

'It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.'

The Tomb Raider star first built a reputation for strange sexual habits during her highly publicised marriage to Billy Bob Thornton.

The couple, who divorced in 2003, made public their use of knives during sex as well as reports of a purpose built sex dungeon in their home.

They also wore necklaces carrying vials of each other's blood.

Jolie, who has also been married to Trainspotting actor Jonny Lee Miller, now says the days of self harm ended after the adoption of her Cambodian son Maddox.

She said: 'It had something to do with becoming a mother. That was the biggest change in my life and made me feel complete. I learned to accept responsibility for myself, my children and my partner.'

 

[shuri]

Angelina was that chick in highschool that would always talk about sex, how much she had sex, and' GM DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WHEN I SLEPT WITH TWO GUYS THIS WEEKEND OMGOMGOMG' and likes to be the resident expert on all things sex.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I guess collecting babies isn't getting her enough press anymore.

 

[FatalT]

The Tomb Raider stars, who lost her virginity at the age of 14, revealed she used to cut her boyfriend with a knife after sex because it 'wasn't enough'.

I will never look at that woman the same again.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

o.0

 

[tawal]

Angelina Jolie: From hot to boring in less than 400 words.

 

[BocoDragon]

I guess collecting babies isn't getting her enough press anymore.

I think she just wants all the color variants.

 

[valkillmore]

And i thought she couldn't get any more alluring.

 

[JayDubya]

Angelina is hot, but not the sort of person you'd say "I'd hit it!" about, if only because she's scary.

I'm sure many people are happy they can watch Gia and fap at a safe distance.

 

[Phthisis]

I can't help but think that being married to Angelina is like being married to a black widow. You'll just be lying there enjoying the afterglow and all of a sudden she starts to kill you. Jesus christ.

 

[valkillmore]

Angelina is hot, but not the sort of person you'd say "I'd hit it!" about, if only because she's scary.

I'm sure many people are happy they can watch Gia and fap at a safe distance.

If by 'I'd hit it' you mean "I'd allow her to ride me while she drinks my blood from my neck' then yeah, I'd hit it.

 

[Tamanon]

I just love that in her career she still hasn't gotten past being "The Tomb Raider Star":lol

 

[Matix]

Angelina Jolie has revealed she was sexually active in kindergarten, saying she took her clothes off and 'made out' with boys.

Sadly she was probably molested/sexual-abused at a very young age, or maybe I should just stop listening to Dr.Drew's radio show.

 

[J2 Cool]

Angelina is hot, but not the sort of person you'd say "I'd hit it!" about, if only because she's scary.

I'm sure many people are happy they can watch Gia and fap at a safe distance.

:lol

 

[Tathanen]

I think she just wants all the color variants.

Gotta catch 'em all!

 

[jordan0386]

Whats wrong with these rich bitches

 

[vas_a_morir]

She is a weird one.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

I had my first oral experience with a neighbor girl when I was 6, or something like that. Although I certainly wouldn't consider it sex. Experimentation and curiosity, but not sex.

 

[DarknessTear]

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

 

[Escape Goat]

omg Angelina is yuck! look at those pointy kneez!


Angelina definitely has some issues though.

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

Angelina is hot, but not the sort of person you'd say "I'd hit it!" about, if only because she's scary.

I'm sure many people are happy they can watch Gia and fap at a safe distance.

You don't hit Angelia, she hits you!

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

She is attractive.

Yet I know people like her. They talk about sex constantly and at first, it sounds great but after a while, you get so sick and tired of it, you tell her to STFU and the rest of your friends and her friends start agreeing.

 

[Jonm1010]

Guess its why she doesnt live to far from the S&M club in the French Quarter down here.

 

[bill0527]

I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick.

 

[Manmademan]

sexual at nursery age?

In before the pedobears

 

[Jonm1010]

I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick.

I wouldn't either, i'd use my own. And I wouldnt stop with her till my dick was chafing.

 

[Xdrive05]

Spoiler

(how was this not the first reply? You failed, GAF...)

 

[Tamanon]

I wouldn't either, i'd use my own. And I wouldnt stop with her till my dick was chafing.

So.....2 minutes?

 

[JDSN]

Meh, dog that barks never bites.

Gotta catch 'em all!

:lol

 

[ShowDog]

So now that she's got these kids she's no 'fun' in bed anymore? I'd probably be relieved. If Brad got hot and dangerous Angelina for a couple months until they got more kids and she calmed down, then that fool is getting the best of both worlds.

 

[DarkJediKnight]

Angelina has admitted to trying double anal, and even attempting triple anal. Wow!

 

[Servbot #42]

Angelina has admitted to trying double anal, and even attempting triple anal. Wow!

link?

 

[rollingstart]

Angelina has admitted to trying double anal, and even attempting triple anal. Wow!

wha...

 

[Diafel]

Goddamn, how do you fools consistently fall for this tabloid garbage?

 

[BlueTsunami]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out Jon Voight molested her and her brother. Oh Jon Voight!

The whole family seems creepy

 

[newsguy]

Spoiler

(how was this not the first reply? You failed, GAF...)

Because even pedobear has standards...

 

[ToyMachine228]

Angelina has admitted to trying double anal, and even attempting triple anal. Wow!

All right, I admit anal with a very attractive female is hot but...I have no interest in having another guy in there with me at the same time.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Angelina is hot, but not the sort of person you'd say "I'd hit it!" about, if only because she's scary.

That's kinda why i'd say i'd hit it, actually.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Hot damn! Angelina makes me wish I was in kindergarden with her

 

[sublime085]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out Jon Voight molested her and her brother. Oh Jon Voight!

The whole family seems creepy

I was thinking the same thing. Jon Voight is pretty creepy himself.

 

[madara]

She gets more creepy as the days go by. Wonder how long it will before she admits to having sex with her brother.

 

[bigmakstudios]

All right, I admit anal with a very attractive female is hot but...I have no interest in having another guy in there with me at the same time.

What about 2 other guys?

 

[May16]

Looks like I know who to ask where a good place is to become a kindergarten teacher.

 

[OmniGamer]

Angelina has admitted to trying double anal, and even attempting triple anal. Wow!

What the hell, is she trying to smuggle a kid up there someday?

 

[Emowii]

Angelina Jolie has always creeped me out.

 

[mollipen]

I think I like her a little more now. I've always had a thing for chicks who are nuts.