Yikes. Another one they just couldn't figure out.
is just a Rolling Thunder ripoff. Even the character animations are pretty much direct copies of Rolling Thunder, I can't believe Mike of all people didn't catch that. Isn't he all about retro arcade games?
To progress, all they had to do was go into the doors the enemies keep spilling out of (just like Rolling Thunder) where you rescue prisoners, get ammo/weapons and the grenade to progress past the "Tootsie Roll".
How the hell did 2 retro gamers manage to walk past so many doors and not think to press UP to enter?
It's actually a pretty decent NES game, if you don't mind it being a total copy of a better game.