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[tmdorsey]

How long can you last? So far my record is 19.8 secs.

http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html

 

[Goreomedy]

21 seconds. The black borders are my bane!

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

47.236

62.372

94.594 (This thing is awesome....say goodbye to my work days)

 

[tmdorsey]

^^^^Jesus. Let me try this again.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

holy mother of fuck - 30 seconds! w00t

 

[tt_deeb]

0.032 is my record for the fastest

 

[Guzim]

29.391 seconds!

 

[MIMIC]

There's some technique to this game: there are spots where you can hide out to avoid being hit for 8+ seconds.

 

[J2 Cool]

what the hell, my high is 18 seconds but damn if Im not gonna improve this. Im not going to sleep tonight. Addictive is an understatement

 

[Deleted member 1235]

23.42, it's harder than it looks.


There is a pattern to learn and beat it though.

 

[tt_deeb]

There's some technique to this game: there are spots where you can hide out to avoid being hit for 8+ seconds.

Yeah, in the beginning I dodge about two things and then hang out in the upper left corner for a good 9 seconds.

 

[Desperado]

29.75

bah

 

[Deleted member 1235]

the long horizontal bar is a son of a bitch.

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

I appreciate the lack of screeching demon babies

 

[Shazapp]

29.71 on the first try. Damn, this is like crack.

 

[Leon]

47.236

62.372

94.594

what

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I can't break 70 anymore

 

[Leon]

It's more of a "How the hell are you breaking 40?", really.

 

[Eminem]

hahahha me and my friends played the shit out of this game like 6 months ago. our record was 65.something

breaking 50 was a rare and good accomplishment though.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

It's more of a "How the hell are you breaking 40?", really.

Hehe, skillz. I can get to 60 range easily...heh just can't get past 69 =(

 

[Ferrio]

Play on a slow ass computer, and it's easy as hell.

 

[Error Macro]

I hate that part about 8 or 9 seconds in where all the blocks start speeding up really fast, wtf. The most I got from about 4 tries was 19.989 seconds.

 

[MrAngryFace]

I thought this was about masturbation!

 

[MIMIC]

Play on a slow ass computer, and it's easy as hell.

Extract 10 porn videos simultaneously.

 

[Matlock]

285.6

 

[LakeEarth]

I thought this was about masturbation!

Should've been.

 

[Sledn]

23.564

This gets kinda hard

 

[NohWun]

Let's look for a trend.

Post your CPU speed with your score (or edit your previous postings).

(I haven't broken 20 yet / Athlon 2200+.)

 

[Sumidor]

Am I the only one who thinks this game belongs on the DS? With the stylus, it'd be perfect. Top screen being the game itself, and bottom screen being timer...

 

[J2 Cool]

worked my way up to 22. But Im still waiting for my miracle run. The one where I blow my own expectations and break 40 or so. Bah, this is indeed crack

 

[Crispy]

39 seconds the second time...somehow these type of games don't have an addictive effect on me.

 

[tmdorsey]

I can't get past 22 secs to save my life. I'm on a P4 2.8GHz here at work.

 

[Diablos]

17.883 seconds... first try

 

[Saint Cornelius]

FUCK OFF LONG HORIZONTAL BAR

 

[Diablos]

:lol

 

[BojTrek]

I tried the old Contra up, up, down, down move and it worked...

Did you notice the pattern of the blocks is the same every game?

Plus I found the point on the screen where you never get hit... yeah right...

 

[J2 Cool]

i made it to 23 something last night and all I have to show for it is bags under my eyes.... think Im gonna go play it again

 

[lochnesssnowman]

Hello, excuse me, I'm an idiot, but where the hell does it give you the time that you made? I can't see it anywhere.

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

31.347

Gah...I'm going to lose my job because of this.

 

[Dice]

I'd post a time, but I'm running on a Celly 600 and whenever I drag the red block the blue blocks stop moving, so I can pretty much just move around until I get bored.

 

[Sriram]

This runs alot faster for me once i save it to my hard drive. I dont see how the hell you can get a score above 40 at that speed. My best is only 17secs =/

 

[Blinky]

23 exactly.

 

[Stuggernaut]

Once you hit 5 minutes it's over.

 

[lochnesssnowman]

Ok, I give up. When I play, I seem to do ok, however I don't see a timer anywhere?

Not on the status bar
Not in the title bar
Not anywhere on the game screen
Not as a popup or similar once I die

Where is the timer?

 

[GamePnoy74]

SHUMP pros should be able to last longer than most people I suppose =P

BTW, I got 31 seconds, I'm done playing after a couple of tries...

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Ok, I give up. When I play, I seem to do ok, however I don't see a timer anywhere?

Not on the status bar
Not in the title bar
Not anywhere on the game screen
Not as a popup or similar once I die

Where is the timer?

It'll tell you your time after you lose.

 

[lochnesssnowman]

It'll tell you your time after you lose.

It doesn't tell me

I get no text or popups. Maybe I need to change some browser settings.

 

[Ecrofirt]

it's fun!

(and now the two locked threads will forever be next to each other)