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[Forgotten Ancient]

Alright, it may be an overdone topic (not sure), but I had a really fucked up dream last night so I wanna post it here so I'll NEVER forget it. Also, it's interesting to hear what other fucked up dreams people are having.

Anyways...

Like most dreams, I was seeing this from an outside POV, so it was like watching a movie. My dream last night started out really weird. All of the people in there looked completely different (myself included), but I knew who everyone was.

So...the first thing I can remember in my dream was that I was laying on my bed reading some book. All of a sudden, my dad (who didn't resemble my father at all) came into my room and pulled out a sniper rifle and shot me in the back of the head. After I was shot I said "damn...I'm dead" and I just fell.

A few moments later, I (in my dream) woke up and realized what had happened in my dream (a dream inside a dream). It was weird, but it felt good to still be alive. Anyways...I went downstairs [For some reason, the house I lived at was an exact replica of the office I work ou t - which is a small mansion]. I went into the kitchen, and my dad was in there and he asked me to look in the bottom of the dishwasher. It seemed like an odd request, but I did it anyways. While I was opening up the dishwasher, somebody knocked on the door...and I realized my dad had a sniper rifle sitting on the kitchen counter.

Being weirded out about this, I thought that my dream was some kind of premonition and the guy knocking on the door was all a part of what would later result in me getting shot in my room instead of in the kitchen. Scared, I ran to the door where where my dad was, and I told the guy that he was trying to kill me. [For some reason, the guy at the door was Usher...but he didn't look anything like Usher]. We tackled my dad, some kids that were in the parking lot came and started kicking my dad...and um.....then I found 5 dollars.

Anyways...that's my fucked up dream for the weekend.

 

[LakeEarth]

I was attacked by 2 duplicates of my father with a knife. Take THAT Sigmond Fraud!

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

I was laying in bed when i saw a cowboy appear, he said John, i'm going to take you for a journey so grab your boots. I looked everywhere for those boots, but i could not find them. I said "I can't find my boots, can i just wear my shoes?" The cowboy said No and handed me 3 matches and told me to burn off my feet.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

i had one the other night where i was at cash converters (second hand store in australia) but they'd converted it into a restaurant - everyone at the tables had their own focaccia/sandwich press machine and the rspca had been called in cos someone was trying to cook a squirrel in their focaccia maker. awesome. then i found a "1-only" nintendo handheld in the cabinet in the store, but when i looked closer the brand name was something like "Optenino" so i put it back

sorry made no sense

 

[Jason]

I was in charge of bringing two elephants into some sort of room and could only bring one at a time for some reason. I managed to get the first one in the room but when I brought the second one in the other wasn't there anymore. I then get lectured by someone of the dangers of rampaging elephants and the damage they can do. I shrugged it off and left the 2nd elephant there and went to get another one...come back and surprise surprise, missing elephant. This happened several times before I woke up due to the sheer idiocy of the whole thing.

 

[Dice]

I didn't remember any until you mentioned Usher. A few weeks ago I dreamt that I was a cook for some event my hometown was doing, and they had gotten Usher to perform or be the host or something. So anyways he comes into the kitchen like he owns the place, and he's being a total jerk to everyone and dissing the food and our town. So I tell him off and say that he can't treat the staff that way just cause he's famous, and then he is insulted and smacks me in the face. So then my brother gets mad and beats the crap out of him, but when it was time for him to go out and everyone found out they were ok with it because he was dissing our town.

I remember being seriously pissed at him, he was so pretentious, haha. Everything about that dream was weird, especially cause I never have celeberties in my dreams (don't watch hardly any TV), and Usher is pretty random.

 

[rs7k]

My dream is so fucked up it falls below GAF standards.

 

[Mugen]

Me with about 6 hot women in my bedroom getting it on. Suddenly my dad came in and wants to join in the action... I'm like DAD WTF?!

I told my friend and she told me that it could a premonition that my dad is looking at MY net porn too. =\

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I typed this up a few days ago.

We seemed to live on a city bloc... and pre-ordering a Nintendo DS caused some weirdass Mario house to drop in somewhere. On launch day the system and Super Mario World (which in reality we'd refer to as Super Mario 64 DS) were to be found in the refrigerator, and it was such a pain charging it before I could walk away with it... which needed to be done, since Chad and I were giving some sort of presentation along with Ronald Reagan (the one who isn't a liberal television host, the one who is in reality dead) about how to decide who to vote for. My part of the presentation was something about how there were lots of better candidates, but since not many of them were still running you have to make a choice. Back to "Super Mario World", unfortunately my dream didn't have any second screen action going on. And there were lots of regular people in Mario's way, similar to Super Mario Sunshine but to an absurd degree. The dream did get some details right, though, like how the DS version of Super Mario 64 now has polygonal red coins instead of the sprites from the N64 version. Silly old dream.

 

[Suerte]

One of my dreams a few nights ago involved a supermarket, streaking, a transparent shower curtain and a bunch of bananas. Make of that what you will.

 

[MIMIC]

Just last night, I dreamt that me and a group of friends of mine met Eminem and D-12 on an enclosed bridge and we were all later held captive by Jamaican warlords and were sprayed with a toxic gas that made us forget what had happened.

 

[MIMIC]

I've had some REALLY, REALLY, REALLY fucked up dreams, but it would be nearly impossible to explain them here.

 

[tt_deeb]

Only thing I can think of recently is I read a book that I had to read for a summer project. (in real life I have to read the book) So, yeah, that dream lacked any imagination.

 

[3phemeral]

My friends and I were headed for a concert at my school that we were running late for, so we began to rush through traffic to get to the parking lot as quickly as possible (oddly enough, we just got out of the parking lot). I was giving my friend directions and she gave some snide remark about how I usually don't know where I'm going, so it's "difficult to tell if the directions I give are trustworthy".

We start speeding down a hill and I'm telling her to make a right. She's about to miss the corner and I said "Make a right!" She retorted, quite angrily, that I "never said anything," but her fiance came to my defense and said that I've been telling her the entire time to make a right. As the turn came, she turns the wheel hard and the weight of the car begins to veer left. The wheels are skidding and she starts to lose control of the car, meanwhile passing by a concrete pillar just in front of us, supporting the bridge that we were supposed to be going under after the signal light.

Passing by the bridge and into some brush on the shoulder of the street, the car picks up momentum skidding down a short section of the hill, reaching the brush and twisting in slow motion. I'm watching the world spin around me, noticing my friends frozen in shock in my peripheral vision. My heart beats fast and hard and I feel like I can't breathe because there's an enormous pressure of despair impressed upon my chest. Then the car lifts into the air, spinning out of control as the last wheel loses contact with the ground. Everything goes silent.

I look around again -- inside the car seems a blur except for what's outside the car. Through every turn, I can see forrested green hills and powder blue sky while the car sinks further into the valley. "It must have just rained," I though to myself, only to be interupted by my suddenly muttering, "This is it, I'm going to die."

I temporarily panic, screaming out to myself "Oh please God, I don't want to die. I don't want to die!" My friends don't seem to be loud but I imagined they would feel similarily. My body begins to brace itself because of the impending crash that's about to occur; the moments pass and my body become anxious for the collision. Then -- everything goes black.

For a moment I understand that I'm dead... or that, most assuredly I'm no longer living. There's a sense of peace in the darkness that I can't quite describe. The blackness begins to fade and I find myself opening my eyes to the sunlight. That's when I awake and realize it was a dream... but there are a few moments where I wonder, "Maybe I really did die, this is just my second chance at living."

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