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[MDSLKTR]

Of course it's a reoccurring thing, but it's apparently reaching biblical proportions now:

Mouse plague to hit Syd in two months

The devastating mouse plague won’t just be a country problem soon, with experts predicting the millions of rodents could reach Sydney in a matter of weeks.

www.news.com.au

 

[Nester99]

Nope., I am out of here.

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[epicnemesis]

What. The. Fuck.

I’d be putting lambs blood on my doorways if I was an Australian with a child.

 

[triplestation]

fuck mice and fuck motorcyclists who shit storm noise through neighborhoods

 

[Burning Blade]

Maybe they could use those feral cats they have to kill the mice?

 

[BouncyFrag]

Maybe they could use those feral cats they have to kill the mice?

They’ve already been deployed to Chicago to deal with their rat problem.

Chicago releases 1,000 feral cats to end reputation as rat capital of America

Chicago has released more than 1,000 feral cats onto the streets — hoping to end its long-running ranking as the rat capital of the US.

nypost.com

2021 is not fucking around.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

And PETA recommended to capture and relocate the mice in this plague early on, fucking idiots who've never run a farm/land/stock.

 

[Ikutachi]

Get a cat.

 

[oagboghi2]

Fuck, I just had a sandwich….

feel like vomiting now?

 

[infinitys_7th]

And PETA recommended to capture and relocate the mice in this plague early on, fucking idiots who've never run a farm/land/stock.

PETA has to be the worst non-profit of all time.

 

[LOLCats]

Get a cat.

lotta cats bruh.

everyone should get 10 cats

 

[Stitch]

They’ve already been deployed to Chicago to deal with their rat problem.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/chicago-releases-1000-cats-to-end-reputation-as-rat-capital/amp/

2021 is not fucking around.

How do they deal with the feral cat problem in a few years?

 

[Burning Blade]

How do they deal with the feral cat problem in a few years?

With feral dogs obviously.

 

[KiNeMz]

But farming vegetables is supposed to save the animals.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Cant you taint food with poison?

I remember seeing videos of farms getting overrun by rats/mice, they shovel tons of laced pellets everywhere and by morning it was 10000's of dead mice.

Although lacing shit like this in a grain silo seems like a no-no. Though so are rats and rat shit, yet here we are getting grain from rodent infested places.

 

[McHuj]

Cant the spiders eat them?

 

[AJUMP23]

When I saw that second video I was thinking “how bad can it be” by the time it was done I thought we should torch the continent.

 

[Porcile]

This is punishment for something. Like Sodom and Gomorrah. Da fuck have you been doing in lockdown Australia?! Fucking anything and everything most likely.

 

[Bullet Club]

And PETA recommended to capture and relocate the mice in this plague early on, fucking idiots who've never run a farm/land/stock.

Let's relocate them out to sea. That should make PETA happy.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I blame the Germans

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Dig up some nice mouse recipes

 

[FunkMiller]

With feral dogs obviously.

And then feral bears, lions, elephants with General Electric mini guns strapped to their heads, bogans dressed as Ned Kelly, anthrax, nuclear weapons.

 

[Richard Packer]

All I see is an endless supply of protein.

 

[CrankyJay™]

Oh fuck this...lol

 

[Tschumi]

Looks like something out of Warhammer... One of my earliest memories is seeing a mouse running through my house in Canberra, of course i was like 2 years old and it looked like a cat

 

[Torrent of Pork]

I've worked in the warehousing, supermarket retail, and food-service side of the food supply chain.

For the sake of your own sanity it's best if you don't think too hard about what goes on from the ground to your table.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

FFFFUUUU

Get a cat.

ONE??

 

[dcll]

This guy needs to head to Australia, these minks and dogs are vicious

https://youtube.com/c/JosephCartertheMinkMan

 

[Alebrije]

They need like 1000 of these dogs :

 

[Forsete]

Y helo thur!

This is my cat. She will hunt anything, and she is good at it too.

 

[ItsGreat]

With feral dogs obviously.

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly..

 

[ItsGreat]

And then feral bears, lions, elephants with General Electric mini guns strapped to their heads, bogans dressed as Ned Kelly, anthrax, nuclear weapons.

She's dead. Of course.

 

[The Wheel of Fortune]

Y helo thur!

This is my cat. She will hunt anything, and she is good at it too.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Micetastic. Shudder.

 

[GymWolf]

The sequel of a plague's tale is looking pretty good.

 

[GymWolf]

Dig up some nice mouse recipes

 

[Soodanim]

Australia, the sequel
Humans and the wildlife they once considered enemies put aside their differences to face the coming threat of the invading mice. Ends with a climactic battle sequence that puts Lord of the Rings and Avengers: End Game to shame.

 

[Boss Mog]

To be fair all the restaurants became Taco Bell, so in that situation a rat burger sounds great by comparison.

 

[Rat Rage]

Let's eat them!