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Anyone else dream of Tom Cruise?
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Ninja Scooter
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:lol You want Tom Cruise's cock!
The only male celebrity I've ever dreamed about was Steve Buscemi. But he's unattractive, so that means it couldn't have been gay. IIRC, he was stirring some salad with a really big spoon and kept repeating the words "Just like that", while groaning. Never was sure what to make of it, but oh well.
http://www.facade.com/biorhythm/relationship/?Celeb=Tom_Cruise&Celeb2=Michael_Jordan
Also: never again will I search for michael jordan tom cruise on google image search again. MINE EYES.
Also: never again will I search for michael jordan tom cruise on google image search again. MINE EYES.
ConfusingJazz
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Socreges said:
Maybe your actually a gay guy with really low standards?
What kind of zombies do you dream about? The fast ones like in Dawn of the Dead or the classic slow, I'll get to you eventually zombies.
Side thought: I wonder when there will be a fresh new spin on the cliche zombie movie. Seems as though all the recent ones involve a world ending sombie infestation. I've not seen every zombie movie though, so that might not be an entirely new idea.
Side thought: I wonder when there will be a fresh new spin on the cliche zombie movie. Seems as though all the recent ones involve a world ending sombie infestation. I've not seen every zombie movie though, so that might not be an entirely new idea.
MrPing1000
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reminds me of
Pedigree Chum
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No I don't, but I'll admit I have a man-crush on him (mostly because I wish I were as good looking/cool as him).
Zombie dreams? I had a fuckign zombie nightmare just last night. It lasted the whole night too. I kept waking up to get up and drink something, and i would fall back into same nightmare.
I was trapped in big building were I worked once, with a shitload of other people, we're talking 50+ here. We had no weapons, and had to resort to hand to hand combat to destroy the zombies that managed to get in. It sucked, because punching and kicking zombies to death = no!
We managed to seal off every doors, so nothing could really get in. Lots of zombies started hanging around the building, we couldnt really go out anymore. For some reasons, A water company had their offices in the basement, and they had thousands and thousands of water bottles, so we survived on that. No idea how we were doing for food tho :lol
I remember thinking how fucked we were since we had no weapons, and how like in every zombie movie, we would eventually freak out on each other and let the zombies in :lol Suddenly a bunch of huge trucks came in with Hell Angels on their bikes. They killed the zombies using heavy assault weapons, and asked us to come in. (A very Dawn of the dead 1978 inspired moment here). Turns out, they were reselling weapons they stole from an army depot. We traded weapons for water bottles, and then they left and went to another building with survivors down the street. Everything was fine
I went to the bathroom while people were unpacking the weapons with some other dude who kept saying that he had to take a shit. As I was washing my hand, I start hearing him moaning, i'm like "dudes youre alright?", he busts out of toilet stall, zombified, and jumps on me. I'm going OMGWTF, trying to hold him his mouth away from me, but he's much stronger than anything I ever faced :lol . As he's closing in on me, I hear rapid fire coming out from the hall, with people screaming and yelling "PEOPLE ARE TURNING INTO THEM", and I start seeing former workmates who had been turning into fast walking zombies attacking other people.
Just as he was going to rip my fucking throat open, I woke up, completly confused and scared. This has to be the most realistic nightmare I ever had. It felt way too real. It was pretty creepy when I was on the top of the building, seeing waves of slow walkers in the streets.
Things I learned from this dream:
- Kicking zombies to death isnt really an efficient way
- Hell Angels like bottled water a lot.
- Never inquire when I hear moanings from a toilet stall
I was trapped in big building were I worked once, with a shitload of other people, we're talking 50+ here. We had no weapons, and had to resort to hand to hand combat to destroy the zombies that managed to get in. It sucked, because punching and kicking zombies to death = no!
We managed to seal off every doors, so nothing could really get in. Lots of zombies started hanging around the building, we couldnt really go out anymore. For some reasons, A water company had their offices in the basement, and they had thousands and thousands of water bottles, so we survived on that. No idea how we were doing for food tho :lol
I remember thinking how fucked we were since we had no weapons, and how like in every zombie movie, we would eventually freak out on each other and let the zombies in :lol Suddenly a bunch of huge trucks came in with Hell Angels on their bikes. They killed the zombies using heavy assault weapons, and asked us to come in. (A very Dawn of the dead 1978 inspired moment here). Turns out, they were reselling weapons they stole from an army depot. We traded weapons for water bottles, and then they left and went to another building with survivors down the street. Everything was fine
I went to the bathroom while people were unpacking the weapons with some other dude who kept saying that he had to take a shit. As I was washing my hand, I start hearing him moaning, i'm like "dudes youre alright?", he busts out of toilet stall, zombified, and jumps on me. I'm going OMGWTF, trying to hold him his mouth away from me, but he's much stronger than anything I ever faced :lol . As he's closing in on me, I hear rapid fire coming out from the hall, with people screaming and yelling "PEOPLE ARE TURNING INTO THEM", and I start seeing former workmates who had been turning into fast walking zombies attacking other people.
Just as he was going to rip my fucking throat open, I woke up, completly confused and scared. This has to be the most realistic nightmare I ever had. It felt way too real. It was pretty creepy when I was on the top of the building, seeing waves of slow walkers in the streets.
Things I learned from this dream:
- Kicking zombies to death isnt really an efficient way
- Hell Angels like bottled water a lot.
- Never inquire when I hear moanings from a toilet stall
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
never have.
however - i DID have a dream the other night which involved 2 cats doing secret hand signals to an old italian woman who was flying a helicopter with flippers on it - i jumped into a pool in someones yard (horrifying the people who were swimming in it) and tried hiding from the helicopter lady.. but i couldn't hold my breath anymore, came up for air, she muttered something in italian and shot me in the face with a crooked musket-style gun. i actually woke up touching my forehead
however - i DID have a dream the other night which involved 2 cats doing secret hand signals to an old italian woman who was flying a helicopter with flippers on it - i jumped into a pool in someones yard (horrifying the people who were swimming in it) and tried hiding from the helicopter lady.. but i couldn't hold my breath anymore, came up for air, she muttered something in italian and shot me in the face with a crooked musket-style gun. i actually woke up touching my forehead
I had a strange dream last night. Only relevant as it happened to be a dream, not that it was related to celebrities. Anyway, this girl that I've been interestered in recently was in my dream. I can't remember the context, but ultimately (and inevitably) she removed her clothes. That is when I noticed the saggy tits and a beer gut - in short, the body of a seventy-year-old man. I immediately woke up, realized it wasn't real, and unconsciously said "GOD, THANK GOD". :lol I smiled and went back to sleep.
Well, at least, not much of one. He IS quite dashing:
"What about dressing? I suggest none at all..."
OK, exactly how many of you have taken me seriously? The joke was that several things suggested that it was homo-erotic, but I "didn't know what to make of it". For the last time, I do NOT have a man-crush on Steve Buscemi.bishoptl said:
Well, at least, not much of one. He IS quite dashing:
"What about dressing? I suggest none at all..."
Litigation Manuel
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Someone post the BuddyC version of that strip!
Boogie9IGN
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Xenu loves the turkey at DM's Thanksgiving
Alyssa Hu$tle
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I havent had a zombie dream in the true sense, I had a bad-ass monster dream when I was a kid, one of those recurring dreams that tormented me for about 5 days.
It started out at the beach. I was there with my family and was digging in the sand, and I found this hand. I kept digging and it lead to the arm and the body, and I dug up this awful zombie/monster thing. He had a normal (strong) body, but his head was all fucked up. He had red eyes, and these terrible pointed teeth and the top of his head was shaped like a brain, he was one ugly dude!
Anyway, it turns out that he was doing some ritual where by he had to kill himself by burying himself at the beach in order to get all these powers, and I came along and fucked up the ritual. He wanted to get his revenge on me for this. Only I was the only one who could see he was a monster, to my family he looked normal. They brought him home with us big mistake. His revenge was going to be killing all of my family.
When we got home and everyone was in bed, he got my dog and squashed its head between his hands, blood and brains went everywhere and it was really graphic. Anyway, this dream continued each night, and each night he killed another member of my family, really graphically. In the end there were 3 of these dudes and they killed everyone in the world and took over.
It was scary shit. I was only 6 or something at the time, I must have had some real serious shit going on in my life back then.
But I have never had a dream with Tom Cruise in it, I think that would be worse
*runs away screaming*
It started out at the beach. I was there with my family and was digging in the sand, and I found this hand. I kept digging and it lead to the arm and the body, and I dug up this awful zombie/monster thing. He had a normal (strong) body, but his head was all fucked up. He had red eyes, and these terrible pointed teeth and the top of his head was shaped like a brain, he was one ugly dude!
Anyway, it turns out that he was doing some ritual where by he had to kill himself by burying himself at the beach in order to get all these powers, and I came along and fucked up the ritual. He wanted to get his revenge on me for this. Only I was the only one who could see he was a monster, to my family he looked normal. They brought him home with us big mistake. His revenge was going to be killing all of my family.
When we got home and everyone was in bed, he got my dog and squashed its head between his hands, blood and brains went everywhere and it was really graphic. Anyway, this dream continued each night, and each night he killed another member of my family, really graphically. In the end there were 3 of these dudes and they killed everyone in the world and took over.
It was scary shit. I was only 6 or something at the time, I must have had some real serious shit going on in my life back then.
But I have never had a dream with Tom Cruise in it, I think that would be worse
*runs away screaming*
Escape Goat
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Tom and Katie have their own name ala Bennifer.
I saw on VH1 that they called them "Tomkat"
I saw on VH1 that they called them "Tomkat"
TheTurtleTitan
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I think I had two dreams last night, maybe Cruise was in one, I can't remember. All I remember was at the end of the second, there was a worm in my nose.
I had a fucked up nightmare this morning. I was walking with my dad at night and i see a man with an axe from a distance and I instantly knew he was gonna kill us, when he reaches us I try to fight him off but he manages to throw me on the ground. Then I said "Bye Dad" and woke up.
Mr. Spinnington
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People watch Vh1?Teh Hamburglar said:
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