Wendel Clark
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soccer's the only crappy sport. so if you live in a soccer crazy country I would agree.
BocoDragon said:I just dont get team sports at all. So you just want to get the ball or puck into a net or basket more than the other team? That's amazingly boring to me and I don't get it!
It's not a bad comparison... But I loathe deathmatch too. So boring.Solo said:I assume that since you're on GAF, you play video games? Same shit, man. Repetitive tasks. Shoot the bad dudes more times than they shoot you.
Solo said:This is true. I have been a Montreal Canadiens fan since I was old enough to speak, because my dad was a Montreal Canadiens fan since he was old enough to speak, etc.
Solo said:Kickoff
*commercial break*
Team goes 3 and out
*commercial break*
Other team goes 3 and out
*commercial break*
Player falls and twists his ankle
*commercial break*
Turnover on downs
*commercial break*
One play before the two minute warning
*commercial break*
Drives me fucking nuts.
Discotheque said:god damn it's so annoying. it makes sense though considering how much ad revenue they get.
(._.) said:yes, soccer
Solo said:Aside from hockey, football is probably my second favorite sport. However, watching the NFL drives me fucking batshit insane. I know the league generates a shitton of revenue, but jesus, its too much when it follows this pattern:
Kickoff
*commercial break*
Team goes 3 and out
*commercial break*
Other team goes 3 and out
*commercial break*
Player falls and twists his ankle
*commercial break*
Turnover on downs
*commercial break*
One play before the two minute warning
*commercial break*
Drives me fucking nuts.
G-Fex said:Kinda yes, that's why I love sports entertainment.
crimzonflame said:Consider yourself lucky you're not watching NFL on Canadian television.
Discotheque said:god damn it's so annoying. it makes sense though considering how much ad revenue they get.
I'm baffled as to how basketball players are paid more than football players, the viewership is skewed in football's favor like tenfold.
xbhaskarx said:The most entertaining sports are the ones that semi-literate ADHD apes find to be boring, with not enough scoring or violence, e.g. soccer and baseball. Those are also the only two sports where TV commercial breaks make sense: only at halftime for soccer, only between half-innings in baseball.
The most boring sports are the ones where there is so much scoring that each individual point loses almost all meaning, and the nuance of non-scoring events is so unimportant that there is little to separate the knowledgeable from brain-dead casuals, e.g. basketball (specifically the NBA).
Solo said:Did you miss the part where I talked about hockey and the Montreal Canadiens? I am watching it in Canada.
This is like complaining there's only one or two knockdowns in a boxing match. The point of the movement is like the boxer's jab - to bait, to feel and to create openings for serious strikes. Now, there can be boring as shit football matches, I agree, but watching a well-played football match is a thing of beauty. A game that ends 0-0 can be the most incredible thing to see sometimes.Derrick01 said:In soccer there's a lot of movement, but again nothing really going on as the final score ends 0-0 or 1-0. It's not as boring as baseball but it's right there almost.
crimzonflame said:Do you notice the same commercials all the time? Im a Habs fan too *high five*
cajunator said:NFL - no
NBA - somewhat
MLB - yes
Tennis - depends on if the girls are screaming
Hockey - sometimes
Soccer - usually
Auto racing - something you have to see in person but otherwise, yes.
Derrick01 said:I only hate watching baseball and soccer.
In baseball there's a ton of standing around with not much happening, especially now that they took steroids away and no one can hit the ball anymore. I miss everyone being on roids!
In soccer there's a lot of movement, but again nothing really going on as the final score ends 0-0 or 1-0. It's not as boring as baseball but it's right there almost.
Suairyu said:This is like complaining there's only one or two knockdowns in a boxing match. The point of the movement is like the boxer's jab - to bait, to feel and to create openings for serious strikes. Now, there can be boring as shit football matches, I agree, but watching a well-played football match is a thing of beauty. A game that ends 0-0 can be the most incredible thing to see sometimes.
xbhaskarx said:This post is like a caricature based on the point I was trying to make above...
GraveRobberX said:Also GAF has made NFL so much more fucking enjoyable
Every Sunday is now me + 500 GAFfers chatting up a fucking ruckus from 1pm till 11pm
Feels good
You get .gifs, jokes, rage, in-thread running jokes, lol@you puns all condensed into 1 thread going hella' fast. It's like E3 every week for 17 weeks, then the playoffs equal nirvana
The weekly thread goes up late Sunday night/early Monday morning, little by little people chime in, then as the week passes hype starts to build, injury reports, fantasy point predictions take place, assessment of team with fellow team lovers takes place, Sunday rolls around, everyone goes ApeShit for the next 10+ hours
So much fun, if NBA-GAF is Best-GAF, NFL-GAF = Real-GAF (expect no substitutions)
Out of curiosity, aren't you the guy who thought that college sports should be abolished? And voted for his school's team not to move into D1?xbhaskarx said:The most entertaining sports are the ones that semi-literate ADHD apes find to be boring, with not enough scoring or violence, e.g. soccer and baseball. Those are also the only two sports where TV commercial breaks make sense: only at halftime for soccer, only between half-innings in baseball.
The most boring sports are the ones where there is so much scoring that each individual point loses almost all meaning, and the nuance of non-scoring events is so unimportant that there is little to separate the knowledgeable from brain-dead casuals, e.g. basketball (specifically the NBA).