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Anyone else have an American Pie moment growing up? Heres mine.

So it goes like this, at high school I liked this uber hot chick. I let it be known to her friends, just to throw the lure out there.
One of her friends then comes back and tells me that she thinks I'm cute and that she will be at my mate Adams party in a couple of weeks time.
So I start talking to her at school, speaking to her on the phone, you know, to get to know each other.

Party night comes along and I rock up with a couple of mates, cos you never rock up to a party by yourself, and shes already there. Nice.
I spend the next couple of hours hanging with her and getting drunk, making out and all that. Things were looking well and truly on.
Well, things progress and we end up going into my mate Adams sisters room to make out in private. It was all going to plan.
I tell her that the easiest way is just to do doggy, quick and clean. So I have her on the bed on her hands and knees and I start banging her from behind. Well, this is where things go south.
So, I'm trying to finish off quickly because I can hear a few people milling around the door in the passageway. In my haste to cum, on the pull back thrust I went a little too far back to where my dick came out of her, and when I went to thrust forward again, well, my dick hit her straight in the arsehole. It nearly bent my dick in half and she just grabs her arse and screams out in pain.
It turns out that one of those people milling outside the door was her friend who hears the scream and bursts in the door and turns the light on. She is greated with her friend lying on the bed with her pants down screaming in pain and holding her arse, while im trying to pull up my pants with the look of horror on my face. She then screams at me asking what did I do to her, and the noise and ruckus draws everyones attention and they all file into the room to see what going on.
So the friend rushes the girl out of the bedroom and out of the house, everyones laughing and asking whats going on.
I didnt even have the opportunity to say sorry to the poor bitch before she left.

The party was a end of school year party, and so I never had to see her again, as it was our last year in high school.
Never spoke to her or saw her again, but im sure she will never forget me.
 
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In my haste to cum, on the pull back thrust I went a little too far back to where my dick came out of her, and when I went to thrust forward again, well, my dick hit her straight in the arsehole. It nearly bent my dick in half and she just grabs her arse and screams out in pain.
She is greated with her friend lying on the bed with her pants down screaming in pain and holding her arse,
I didnt even have the opportunity to say sorry to the poor bitch before she left.

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one times my mom almost catched me during wanking when i was 16 and i told her that i was studying.
she reply to me "yeah, you are studing hairy math" (in sicialian language sound much better 😆 )
I think I would prefer what happened to me rather than getting caught by my mom jerking off.
 
A friend of mine has like 20 American Pie moments, and I have told him to write a script with them. Funniest stories ever.
 

GymWolf

Member
I think I would prefer what happened to me rather than getting caught by my mom jerking off.
you asked for american pie situation and in that film the protagonist literally get caught while fucking an apple pie 😆
unfortunately i'm not into fucking pastries products but still...

i didn't even read your post tbh:lollipop_grinning_sweat:
 
You should get back in touch with her. Finish what you started.
I'm too scared to look her up due to a recent experience.
I was banging this hot girl in high school. Nice body, tanned skin. Beach girl who loved being in a bikini. She has that nice looking Italian girl thing going on, but wasn't Italian.
I broke up with her and she ended up going out with one of my other friends and they got married, had some kids. I lost touch with them well before they got married.
So I'm hanging out with some mates, talking the shit about how hot our exs were, and boasting about our conquests, when we decided to try and find them on FB to show each other. Well I picked her out because I knew I could find her due to knowing her new surnames, and knowing some of the people who would be in her friends list. After a bit of digging around I found her and loaded up her profile pic for my mates to see.
Well, let's just say she hasn't aged well. Put on 25kgs, skin was all brown and wrinkled due to sun exposure. I was mortified, but what cut the deepest was one of my mates said "she looks like Magilla Gorilla.
Fuck.
 
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Turnt

Member
I'm too scared to look her up due to a recent experience.
I was banging this hot girl in high school. Nice body, tanned skin. Beach girl who loved being in a bikini. She has that nice looking Italian girl thing going on, but wasn't Italian.
I broke up with her and she ended up going out with one of my other friends and they got married, had some kids. I lost touch with them well before they got married.
So I'm hanging out with some mates, talking the shit about how hot our exs were, and boasting about our conquests, when we decided to try and find them on FB to show each other. Well I picked her out because I knew I could find her due to knowing her new surnames, and knowing some of the people who would be in her friends list. After a bit of digging around I found her and loaded up her profile pic for my mates to see.
Well, let's just say she hasn't aged well. Put on 25kgs, skin was all brown and wrinkled due to sun exposure. I was mortified, but what cut the deepest was one of my mates said "she looks like Magilla Gorilla.
Fuck.

Maybe now she’d let you put it in her ass
 

Airola

Member
1) This is technically a sadomasochistic child porn story unless it happened during the last year when you were 18. *chrishansenhaveaseat.jpg*
2) Sure, it was an "accident", wink wink, that you tried to get in her butt. Now if anyone asks about this incident the OP can say "it was an accident, see, it's there written in an internet forum!" We all believe you now.
3) There is also the possibility of this being an attempt to try to convince yourself that it really was an accident. It's easier to live with an embarrassing memory if you truly believe it didn't happen in the embarrassing way it happened.

4)
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<- that's a symbolic image, very much connected to the details of the hole I mean whole story.
 
In my haste to cum, on the pull back thrust I went a little too far back to where my dick came out of her, and when I went to thrust forward again, well, my dick hit her straight in the arsehole. It nearly bent my dick in half and she just grabs her arse and screams out in pain.
I stoped reading right there, so when you pulled back & went forward you precisely targeted the @ hole :messenger_clapping:👏:messenger_clapping:👏 🎬 CUT.
 

Fret Runner

Member
I met a girl online, we hung out, after a couple times we came back to my place, we sat an watched some films an fooled around while doing so. Now, I had two dogs at the time, of which I had forgot to let out that evening cause I was too focused on getting some.

After the final film we head up stairs cause things were heating up. She wraps her arms round me as we enter my room an fall on to my bed an kiss for a brief moment, then she goes down an whips my dick out an starts sucking. Now I’m laying there thinking “aw yeah, mission accomplished”

At the corner of my eye at the entrance to my room I see my door get pushed rather aggressively open, but I just assumed it was a breeze or something till I suddenly hear something let the wettest sounding rip go. It suddenly dawns on me “oh god please no”.

she stops what she’s doing with a look of utter disgust on her face from the smell. I quickly sit up an look over to the corner to see my dog, Rex, looking at me spitefully as he takes the foulest shit a dog has ever taken in all the history of this planet. The depths of hell were conjured from his ass and summoned to my room out of pure brutal revenge for me forgetting to let him out.

The moment and mood were of course ruined, she gets up nearly throwing up an leaves, I’m left cleaning up hell sewage. Rex just sits there watching me clean up with eyes that were clearly saying “don’t ever forget to let me out again, Cunt”
And I never forgot again.
 
I met a girl online, we hung out, after a couple times we came back to my place, we sat an watched some films an fooled around while doing so. Now, I had two dogs at the time, of which I had forgot to let out that evening cause I was too focused on getting some.

After the final film we head up stairs cause things were heating up. She wraps her arms round me as we enter my room an fall on to my bed an kiss for a brief moment, then she goes down an whips my dick out an starts sucking. Now I’m laying there thinking “aw yeah, mission accomplished”

At the corner of my eye at the entrance to my room I see my door get pushed rather aggressively open, but I just assumed it was a breeze or something till I suddenly hear something let the wettest sounding rip go. It suddenly dawns on me “oh god please no”.

she stops what she’s doing with a look of utter disgust on her face from the smell. I quickly sit up an look over to the corner to see my dog, Rex, looking at me spitefully as he takes the foulest shit a dog has ever taken in all the history of this planet. The depths of hell were conjured from his ass and summoned to my room out of pure brutal revenge for me forgetting to let him out.

The moment and mood were of course ruined, she gets up nearly throwing up an leaves, I’m left cleaning up hell sewage. Rex just sits there watching me clean up with eyes that were clearly saying “don’t ever forget to let me out again, Cunt”
And I never forgot again.
the smell describes how he felt (treachery, deception & dishonesty)
 

Nymphae

Banned
Near the end of my last year at high school, I went into the bathroom to take a shit. I sat down, and after a few seconds I noticed a cricket down by my foot. I stepped on it, and then noticed another, and another. I look behind me and there was a massive swarm of them all behind the toilet, someone went in and dumped a whole bag of them in the stall. I must have been really in need of the facilities because I didn't see them at all when I went in. I swear it played out like a movie though lol, I saw one, then more, then turn around to see hundreds of them lol.

I jumped out of the stall and pulled my pants up outside of it, of course that's when someone walked in. I went out to the parking lot and was telling my friends about it and they're laughing, it was one of them that did it.
 

LordKasual

Banned
i popped my cherry freshman year of college to a girl i had actually fantasized about. My roommate's girlfriend's BFF. I whacked off to this chick multiple times, and she was ALWAYS around because my roommate's GF was always around. One night i was drunk and ended up telling her i was into her (my roommate was top-tier wingman) and eventually we fucked.

I was too anxious while actually fucking though, and couldn't actually finish. So just went hard as i could until she sesemed satisfied, then pretended to roll over and sleep. Next morning, the praise i got for actually fucking her was amazing, but without the alcohol i had ZERO confidence. That morning she said she was gonna spend the night over again (!!!!) and hung around all day. I was a nervous wreck around her, despite the playfulness and straight knowing that she wanted to fuck me again. (At one point, she literally dared me to slap her ass. Chickened out.)

By the end of the night, she just decided to go home. My roommate got his GF to ask what happened, and after he reads her FB response he goes "Yep, you fucked it up, game over". She said i was way too insecure and it was a turn-off.

still look back on it and cringe....but hey, still smashed. Live and learn.


Sad part though, that's not the only time i ruined something great with my own insecurity. Managed to pull a chinese model in a club once a year or two later and pulled a similar stunt, she broke it off because i kept flaking on her due to being insecure about not having a car/ much money at the time. She'd ask me to go jogging with her / attend her model shows and i'd make excuses.

Don't be a younger me, bros.
 
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So it goes like this, at high school I liked this uber hot chick. I let it be known to her friends, just to throw the lure out there.
One of her friends then comes back and tells me that she thinks I'm cute and that she will be at my mate Adams party in a couple of weeks time.
So I start talking to her at school, speaking to her on the phone, you know, to get to know each other.

Party night comes along and I rock up with a couple of mates, cos you never rock up to a party by yourself, and shes already there. Nice.
I spend the next couple of hours hanging with her and getting drunk, making out and all that. Things were looking well and truly on.
Well, things progress and we end up going into my mate Adams sisters room to make out in private. It was all going to plan.
I tell her that the easiest way is just to do doggy, quick and clean. So I have her on the bed on her hands and knees and I start banging her from behind. Well, this is where things go south.
So, I'm trying to finish off quickly because I can hear a few people milling around the door in the passageway. In my haste to cum, on the pull back thrust I went a little too far back to where my dick came out of her, and when I went to thrust forward again, well, my dick hit her straight in the arsehole. It nearly bent my dick in half and she just grabs her arse and screams out in pain.
It turns out that one of those people milling outside the door was her friend who hears the scream and bursts in the door and turns the light on. She is greated with her friend lying on the bed with her pants down screaming in pain and holding her arse, while im trying to pull up my pants with the look of horror on my face. She then screams at me asking what did I do to her, and the noise and ruckus draws everyones attention and they all file into the room to see what going on.
So the friend rushes the girl out of the bedroom and out of the house, everyones laughing and asking whats going on.
I didnt even have the opportunity to say sorry to the poor bitch before she left.

The party was a end of school year party, and so I never had to see her again, as it was our last year in high school.
Never spoke to her or saw her again, but im sure she will never forget me.
American women man. Buy them a drink and they'll fuck anything.
 

Weiji

Banned
I once moaned super loud while wanking it and didn’t realize my mom was in the hallway.

She yelled “ewwww, shut the hell up”

I started laughing really hard but kept on wanking. No way was she gonna come into my room for at least an hour, if ever again.
 

Kamina

Golden Boy
Honestly, why dont you lock your fucking doors?
This isnt the first time people reported that someone busted in on them, which also makes me wonder if these stories are ever real or just virgin fantasies.
 
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i popped my cherry freshman year of college to a girl i had actually fantasized about. My roommate's girlfriend's BFF. I whacked off to this chick multiple times, and she was ALWAYS around because my roommate's GF was always around. One night i was drunk and ended up telling her i was into her (my roommate was top-tier wingman) and eventually we fucked.

I was too anxious while actually fucking though, and couldn't actually finish. So just went hard as i could until she sesemed satisfied, then pretended to roll over and sleep. Next morning, the praise i got for actually fucking her was amazing, but without the alcohol i had ZERO confidence. That morning she said she was gonna spend the night over again (!!!!) and hung around all day. I was a nervous wreck around her, despite the playfulness and straight knowing that she wanted to fuck me again. (At one point, she literally dared me to slap her ass. Chickened out.)

By the end of the night, she just decided to go home. My roommate got his GF to ask what happened, and after he reads her FB response he goes "Yep, you fucked it up, game over". She said i was way too insecure and it was a turn-off.

still look back on it and cringe....but hey, still smashed. Live and learn.


Sad part though, that's not the only time i ruined something great with my own insecurity. Managed to pull a chinese model in a club once a year or two later and pulled a similar stunt, she broke it off because i kept flaking on her due to being insecure about not having a car/ much money at the time. She'd ask me to go jogging with her / attend her model shows and i'd make excuses.

Don't be a younger me, bros.
Was a good read, people will relate to the story.
 

Stouffers

Banned
I’m not sure if this counts, but back in Highschool, I was hanging out with my girlfriend at her house. Her parents weren’t home so we were getting frisky on the den couch. While engaged in digital-play, we heard her dad come in the front door. We immediately leapt from the couch.. she pulled up her pants and I did a quick tuck.

He walked into the den and without thinking, I extended my hand for a handshake.

I’m hoping he immediately washed his hand after.
 
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