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[Christopher]

The characters the story just what the hell is going on? I've played and beat the game over a year ago and even then I didn't know what the hell was going on. I'm new to the whole Squaresoft game scene being a Nintendo fan. But even then I didn't understand why they were kidnapping the princesses, stealing hearts, hell even the end confused me. Hopefully Kingdom Hearts 2 story flows together well...any resident experts mind explaining the story?

 

[BenT]

KINGDOM HEARTS IS LOVE

Don't worry, it's nonsensical. The fact that you didn't understand it actually speaks well for you.

 

[Matlock]

Disney and Square had a weird hookup and Kingdom Hearts came out 9 months later.

 

[Attack You]

This is like trying to explain how all the Nintendo characters came together for Smash Bros.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

I want to know wtf happened in KH1 too.. I dont care about how the disney chars ran into square chars.. im just wanting to know wtf happened.. i was confused =[

 

[Prince of Space]

KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT

Fixed

 

[AniHawk]

I thought it was pretty simple.

1. Worlds are being pulled apart because of the Heartless.
2. ???
3. Profit.

 

[Attack You]

I thought it was pretty simple.

1. Worlds are being pulled apart because of the Heartless.
2. ???
3. Profit.

:lol

Somewhere, Drinky is guzzling a keg with the sole intent of pissing on this thread.

 

[StRaNgE]

i just finally gotthis game last week.

i been super curious about it and thought it must just rock but i gotta say i built it up to be something it just is not.

the 1st 10-20 minutes of the game made me wanna vomit.

once you get through that it's not nearly as bad but the camera sucks pretty bad and feels dated.

i'm taking turns playing through levels with my son who is 8.
he LOVES IT. he has not complained about the issues at all.

they found thier target audience and it works, very well indeed too.

 

[Stinkles]

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[I <3 Katamari]

Okay, here we go.

Kingdom Hearts = pure fucking awesomeness.

Don't let anyone tell you differently!

 

[Scott]

Plot summary on Wikipedia should answer your questions: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_Hearts

 

[jooey]

I'm new to the whole Squaresoft game scene being a Nintendo fan.

just say gamecube.

 

[thetrin]

The plot isn't as nonsensical as everyone says it is. Ansem report does a great job of explaining a lot of the stuff these guys don't seem to understand.

www.ansemreport.com