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[Boss Mog]

Looks absolutely disgusting. They don't even try to embellish it with some fixings.

 

[triplestation]

 

[GreyHorace]

Spam is underrated food. I'll happily eat that on a burger.

With Oreos though?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is that mayonnaise or vanilla cream?

Asking for a friend.

 

[nush]

I'm going to McDonalds tomorrow. Will report back to not in China GAF!

 

[Cunth]

u sure that tard didnt just get fooled by a photoshop

 

[Boss Mog]

u sure that tard didnt just get fooled by a photoshop

I pulled the pics from this article:

McDonald's launches new burger with Spam, OREOS and a creamy sauce

McDonald's has launched a bizarre new burger - complete with Spam, crushed Oreo pieces and a creamy sauce.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[teezzy]

 

[ManofOne]

Is this the newer version of a Chinese Wet Market?

 

[nush]

u sure that tard didnt just get fooled by a photoshop

I'll find out tomorrow.

 

[Papa]

Is that mayonnaise or vanilla cream?

Asking for a friend.

Cum

 

[Papa]

I'll find out tomorrow.

u China?

 

[nush]

u China?

Looks like you missed the memo.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Cum

I wasn't talking about what's around your mouth

 

[Papa]

Looks like you missed the memo.

I probably didn’t, I just don’t care enough about you to remember. How’s it living under Pooh Bear?

 

[Woo-Fu]

Your diet won't make you white trash, unless it is consists entirely of meth and PBR.

 

[Boss Mog]

I'll find out tomorrow.

Be sure to take pics please.

 

[nush]

I probably didn’t, I just don’t care enough about you to remember. How’s it living under Pooh Bear?

No Covid bitches.

 

[nush]

Be sure to take pics please.

Of course.

 

[JSoup]

SPAM burger sounds fine.
Oreos seems like too much.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Who is even asking for this monstrosity. This is the sort of food I'd expect to be served in hell.

 

[Papa]

No Covid bitches.

Duh. It wasn’t bioengineered to affect you.

 

[nush]

Duh. It wasn’t bioengineered to affect you.

I dunno, seems to be working well on other British white people.

 

[Boss Mog]

Duh. It wasn’t bioengineered to affect you.

That and China actually enforced their lockdowns.

 

[Cunth]

Did China ever even have coronavirus. Think about it

 

[nush]

That and China actually enforced their lockdowns.

I can go into this in detail, but every fucking time I get called a China shill. The only non Chinese person that went through it with me on my contacts was an African guy who lived in the housing complex next to me. We had some solid text chats, total fucking bro and he was getting way, way more shit than I was.

 

[DonJorginho]

Spam is already a crime against humanity, but to pair it with Oreos and put it in a burger? That's a whole new form of deadly sin...

 

[Cunth]

I love fried spam

 

[Werewolf Jones]

One like and I'll eat one.

 

[Boss Mog]

I can go into this in detail, but every fucking time I get called a China shill. The only non Chinese person that went through it with me on my contacts was an African guy who lived in the housing complex next to me. We had some solid text chats, total fucking bro and he was getting way, way more shit than I was.

You're in Wuhan? I rag on China and the CCP but I rag on pretty much all people and all countries these days, the whole world has become one big joke really. There's definitely good stuff about China and I've met some cool Chinese people in my life.

 

[Boss Mog]

Having spent time in Korea, Spam is huge there, it's a veritable institution. They even have gift sets you can buy as presents for people, they pair it with fancy oils and such:

 

[Papa]

I can go into this in detail, but every fucking time I get called a China shill. The only non Chinese person that went through it with me on my contacts was an African guy who lived in the housing complex next to me. We had some solid text chats, total fucking bro and he was getting way, way more shit than I was.

I take it that guy won’t be going to McDonald’s with you to try this burger?

 

[nush]

You're in Wuhan? I rag on China and the CCP but I rag on pretty much all people and all countries these days, the whole world has become one big joke really. There's definitely good stuff about China and I've met some cool Chinese people in my life.

No, I'm in the south of China. The Nationwide lockdown happened during Chinese new year, lasted about 3 months I think and then everything opened up slowly.

Theaters are open and I can go and see Wonder Woman 84 right now. I might do that actually, fuck having The Last Jedi as "The last" movie I watched in a theater.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This is what Communism would taste like if it was in the form of food.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

One like and I'll eat one.

Does two likes mean you'll eat two?

 

[Ornlu]

Soon to be the mandatory lunch ration for all Uighurs.

 

[The Time Of Mario]

I love spam, and Oreos, but in a burger, they just simply do not go together.

That being said, I'm fine with having a spam burger, but not a Oreo burger.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

(x) doubt

 

[diablos991]

Eating this reduces your credit score.

 

[LordCBH]

Is that mayonnaise or vanilla cream?

Asking for a friend.

Chinese secret sauce. Very salty.

 

[DESTROYA]

Spam ...sure
Oreos....Yum
combine them together ....

 

[Mistake]

I always had low standards for mcdonalds, but when I went to one in china I was blown away by how awful it was. Their KFCs are good though

 

[EverydayBeast]

Game changer.

 

[poppabk]

Spam is underrated food. I'll happily eat that on a burger.

With Oreos though?

China need to step up their game - they can only kick in the gag reflex while US already has the McRib

 

[Can't decide]

Looks awful, do people even taste test these concoctions first??

Who is even asking for this monstrosity. This is the sort of food I'd expect to be served in hell.

Should have been Digestives instead, right?

 

[Paasei]

Who is even asking for this monstrosity. This is the sort of food I'd expect to be served in hell.

China is hell, meaning you're not wrong.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Looks awful, do people even taste test these concoctions first??

Should have been Digestives instead, right?

Would, in all honesty, be less offensive than crunchy chocolate and meat. Digestives are at least "plain"

But I'd never cannabalise my fellow digestive bretheren like that.

 

[nush]

So as promised I went to McDonalds today to try this unique Chinese delicacy

Spoiler: Pic

Fucker was closed for renovations!

Fear not Gaffers, there is another McDonalds on the other side of town I'll go in tomorrow. If Werewolf Jones does not deliver the goods today.

Werewolf Jones Your up next to take one for the team.

 

[bender]

Your diet won't make you white trash, unless it is consists entirely of meth and PBR.

Don't forget Slim Jims and Easy Cheese.