April Fools 2015 thread

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JoeM86

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The Pokémon Company retweeted this. Unsure if they were in on it

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texhnolyze

Banned
ManThatYouFear said:
No blizzard?
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Level Cap increases to 105
New Zone: City of Sky
New Faction: “Ancient”
2 Races for “Ancient: Demon, Elementals
New Race for Horde: Ogre
New Race for Alliance: Tuskarr
Pandaren can still choose to join in one of 3 factions
New Class: Watcher
New Item Category: Rein, which gives attribute addition to mounts
Legendary Gear: Eonar, the Insuperable Wall, for healer
 
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Vex_

Banned
SEGA: "We are announcing today to begin testing for NA service of PHANTASY STAR ONLI--

nevermind.. we should do this:

We are announcing the next chapter in the VALKYRIA CHRONI--"

SEGA: No plans for April Fools jokes this year
 
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Wace

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Seep

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Tempy said:
I was fooled!
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8-core processor (BCM214171)
2GB of RAM
A gigabit ethernet port… “Bitchin’ Fast” apparently.
4k/AK camera port
ATMEGA328P added with all the ports broken
A composite video, audio out and audio in port that can be used with a microphone as well as earphones.
USB3 – courtesy of the new network chip
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Lol what gave it away?
 
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Herb Alpert

Banned
so far, no incredibly funny joke from EA about a game on a nintendo system?

It was such a masterpiece of humour when they did it.

yeah I am still bitter about this kind of shit being done by supposedly professional people
 
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SeanTSC

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As much as I appreciate a lot of the funny stuff, April 1st is truly the most annoying day of the year. If only for the aftermath of how many times I have to go to people "no that was just a joke" and actually explain things.
 
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Faustek

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Webhallen Sweden in an exclusive cooperation with Intel has now started selling Neural Implant Dev Kit. World first in the Intel U-series.

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TruRetina Display

With Intel TruRetina display information can be projected in the eye at a 16k resolution(16384x8640). Nightly support for VOD, navigation and Flappy Bird.

Orwell Protocol

the Neural Implant Dev Kit comes with full support of the Orwell Protocol standards, ergo full compatibility with Wi-fi, Widi, RFID, BT 4.0 and IR.

System Specifications
Nanobot model - U-DIY15NB
Clock Speed - 1.21 Gigawatts
Cache - 1GB Short Term Memory (STM)
Cortex Cores 16 cores / 128 threads
Processor Graphics - Intel® HD Graphics 9000
Intel® Turbo Boost 3.0 - YES
Intel® Cortex-Threading - YES
Unlocked - YES (future firmware update)

In The Box
• U-DIY15NB Nanobot
• Injection kit
• Manual
• CD-ROM Drivers
• Exclusive Carry Case

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Donos

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LOL Sony almost got my with PS Flow email. Was close to making a new thread with "WTF SONY" till i remembered today's date.
 
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mclem

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Robin64 said:
Also patch notes for 6.1.4:

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/16858965991
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Patches will now be given titles that are more appropriate for today's internet audience, beginning with Patch 6.2: Conquer the Iron Horde Using This One Weird Old Trick.
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The S.E.L.F.I.E. camera mission "Field Photography" is not appearing for all players due to its random nature. We didn't change anything; we just wanted to point out what random means.
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To alleviate confusion between franchises, the quest "Trouble at the Overwatch" has been renamed. It is now called "Trouble at the Hearthstone." Wait, no. "Trouble at the Heroes of the Storm." Argh, this is hard.
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Edit: Y'know, this might even get me PvPing:
PVP:

Players now take 10% less damage in PvP.
A number of Crowd Control (CC) changes have been made. Consult your class trainers before using CC.

Only use CC when you need it.
If your CC lasts longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.

Killing the enemy faction's leader in Ashran now awards 16 Conquest Points.
All CC effects have had their durations reduced by 33%.
Killing the enemy faction's leader in Ashran no longer awards Conquest Points, and instead awards 150 Artifact Fragments.
Ashran events now begin when you least expect them to.
All CC effects have had their cooldowns reduced by 33%.
Players now deal 10% more damage in PvP.
Tanks no longer take extra damage in PvP, but instead have to play with their hands tied behind their back.
Killing the enemy faction's leader in Ashran no longer awards Artifact Fragments, and instead awards 219 Apexis Crystals.
The Battle for Gilneas has been renamed "The Battle for the Waterworks."
All CC effects have had their effects increased by 33%. For example, Fear is now 33% scarier, and Cyclone is now 33% windier.
Players now act like they take 10% less damage in PvP, but they really don't. They're just kidding around.
Fixed an issue causing some classes and specs to be completely broken in PvP.
A new 1v1 bracket has been added to the game: Rated Ashran.
Killing the enemy faction's leader in Ashran no longer awards anything, because the satisfaction of victory should be its own reward, damn it.
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SuperAngelo64

Banned
Sega are fools every day of the year; anything they could post would be subject to Poe's Law.

It's like Jesus saying he's not doing anything for Christmas.
 
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