Can you boost my stats to 99 or set my opponents' stats to 30, please?
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April Wrasslin' |OT 2| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
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Can you boost my stats to 99 or set my opponents' stats to 30, please?
Bluekaveli
Member
You probably still do.
Only the really rad ones.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
What Zachhh wants, Sephhh gives to him.
The mental gymnastics dudes are making because "I don't wanna be associated with those people" is both hilarious and depressing.That feminism thread, some of the fucking people on this site..
NeoGAF!
Nope. If anything, I'm the furthest from a mark out of anyone in this thread.
FlammableD
Banned
Pete's WWE theme is similarly HOF worthy.
WWE: https://youtu.be/6D1jhU_5-EA
Indie: https://youtu.be/zO21iQ7yz5g
Zach is just a tool for the white man to kick down minorities
Bluekaveli
Member
Fuck yeah like those
TarpitCarnivore
Member
On my listen through of TLF Mania marathon I was shocked to hear Mania 11 was not as widely loved as I thought. Meltz talking about how everyone in the arena was bored and leaving during it was kind of shocking considering how much WWE put it over when it aired.
I only mark for myself
This feud makes me sad, but I will never not double down. The south will rise again!!
Tom Nook
Member
shoot?
Sweeney Tom
Banned
...
FlammableD
Banned
Can't wait for GWF
I go on TumblrInAction, I know what feminism is all about brah
LOL
avengers23
Banned
Zach about to become Zackkk and about to tell Beefy that people like him can't be champions.
forget it you're done for, just look at what these marks did to Paul Levesque. they actually think he's HHH
MY KAYFABE! D:<
HazySaiyan
Banned
Zach is exposing the business, I'm telling Wade Keller
Zach has lost the what it is to be Zach and the character of Zach is taking over.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Zach screwed zach
Cut to pictures of Zach at a children's hospital.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
I knew you would do this, Zach.
HazySaiyan
Banned
How Zach likes to relax:
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Zach's an example of someone's wrestling character being their actual self turned up to 11.
Ladies and gentlemen, GWF President and Owner Sephzilla
[Sephzilla approaches the podium]
Thank you everyone for gathering at such short notice for this press conference. GWF3 is tomorrow and the anticipation for the event is through the roof, and GWF3 is why I'm here today. As we always inform our fans prior to events, cards are subject to change. With that, I'm here to announce a major last minute shakeup that affects the GWF3 main event picture.
As some of you have known, recently a very heated series of messages were exchanged on Tout between Zach and GWF World Champion Beefy. The exchange culminated in our World Champion openly calling for me to make a match between the two as a result. Unfortunately, both Zach and Beefy were already scheduled in separate matches for GWF3. After consulting with the GWF front office, I have been authorized to announce that the Zach versus Menome 20 minute Iron Man Match and the FallingEdge versus Beefy Championship Match for GWF3 have both been cancelled.
And I am now announcing that the main event of GWF3 will be a Fatal Four Way Match for the GWF Championship. The participants of the match will be Menome, Zach, FallingEdge, and Beefy. We felt that the Beefy/Zach feud was too hot for us to pass up at this time, and in the interest of fairness Menome has been brought into the match as well in order to preserve the previously agreed upon Zach/Menome match that was scheduled. FallingEdge has been kept in the championship match because he is the rightful number one contender for the GWF World Championship.
Additionally, the previously agreed upon "Filth versus BJ" stipulation between Zach and Menome is still in play, but only applies if one of those two participants win the main event of GWF3. Additionally, if either Zach or Menome wins the GWF Championship their tag-team will become number one contenders for the GWF Tag Team Championship, which was also a previously existing stipulation to the standalone Zach/Menome match. Meaning that if Menome or Zach capture the GWF World Championship there's a potential for a dual champion in the future.
I know this creates a situation where Zach and Menome have significantly more to gain from a win compared to FallingEdge or Beefy. Therefore, in the interest of fairness, I'm adding one more bonus stipulation to the fatal four way championship match. If FallingEdge or Beefy win the match, they will get to hand pick their opponent for a title defense at GWF4 and choose the match stipulation.
Thank you everyone, and enjoy GWF3!
[Sephzilla approaches the podium]
Thank you everyone for gathering at such short notice for this press conference. GWF3 is tomorrow and the anticipation for the event is through the roof, and GWF3 is why I'm here today. As we always inform our fans prior to events, cards are subject to change. With that, I'm here to announce a major last minute shakeup that affects the GWF3 main event picture.
As some of you have known, recently a very heated series of messages were exchanged on Tout between Zach and GWF World Champion Beefy. The exchange culminated in our World Champion openly calling for me to make a match between the two as a result. Unfortunately, both Zach and Beefy were already scheduled in separate matches for GWF3. After consulting with the GWF front office, I have been authorized to announce that the Zach versus Menome 20 minute Iron Man Match and the FallingEdge versus Beefy Championship Match for GWF3 have both been cancelled.
And I am now announcing that the main event of GWF3 will be a Fatal Four Way Match for the GWF Championship. The participants of the match will be Menome, Zach, FallingEdge, and Beefy. We felt that the Beefy/Zach feud was too hot for us to pass up at this time, and in the interest of fairness Menome has been brought into the match as well in order to preserve the previously agreed upon Zach/Menome match that was scheduled. FallingEdge has been kept in the championship match because he is the rightful number one contender for the GWF World Championship.
Additionally, the previously agreed upon "Filth versus BJ" stipulation between Zach and Menome is still in play, but only applies if one of those two participants win the main event of GWF3. Additionally, if either Zach or Menome wins the GWF Championship their tag-team will become number one contenders for the GWF Tag Team Championship, which was also a previously existing stipulation to the standalone Zach/Menome match. Meaning that if Menome or Zach capture the GWF World Championship there's a potential for a dual champion in the future.
I know this creates a situation where Zach and Menome have significantly more to gain from a win compared to FallingEdge or Beefy. Therefore, in the interest of fairness, I'm adding one more bonus stipulation to the fatal four way championship match. If FallingEdge or Beefy win the match, they will get to hand pick their opponent for a title defense at GWF4 and choose the match stipulation.
Thank you everyone, and enjoy GWF3!
GWF 3: Sports-Entertainia
Date: Friday, April 28th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla
Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode!
Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.
It's the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!! IT'S GWF THREEEEEEEE!!!
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Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster
FlammableD and ShadowSwordmaster kickoff the Sports Entertainiest event in Sports Entertainment with a high powered singles match! Who will gain footing and make a statement in the bigger GWF standings?!
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Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay
Will Earthworm Jim be able to stop the young buck of GWF, Mahonay?
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GWF B+ Championship
Tall4Life vs Korly
After stumbling attempting to contend for the GWF World Championship, Tall4Life sets his aspirations and Super Bowl Punch towards the undefeated Korly and the GWF B+ Championship. Who's betta than Korly? Tall4Life hopes it's him.
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GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH
Six men compete in an over the top rope Battle Royal to decide who will contend for the GWF B+ Championship at GWF4!
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Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask
The boss is back and looking to pick up his second win in GWF. The ultimate upper case B player, imBask, hopes to stop the law in its tracks.
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GWF Tag Team Championship
klonere & Heroman (The New Japan Express) vs Bronx-Man & Ithil (The Just Friends)
The New Japan Express is back on track and is hoping to claim the GWF Tag Titles. The Just Friends are looking to remain undefeated tag team champions in their first defense of their titles!
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Singles Match
Hasney vs DMczaf
After demanding a match at GWF3, they got it! Will WrassleGAF's #1 Shooter be able to stop BROKEN Hasney!?
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Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx
After the controversial finish at GWF1's Pre-Show, Syder and Kornflayx square off one more time to settle the score. This time there will be no controversy as the rule book has been thrown out the window for this match.
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GWF World Championship Fatal Four Way Match
Menome vs Zach vs FallingEdge vs Beefy
The championship match shakeup heard round the world! A heated online exchange between Zach and Beefy ended in a challenge being thrown down which resulted in the GWF Front Office merging the Zach/Menome and FallingEdge/Beefy bouts into one gigantic main event! If Zach or Menome capture the gold, their tag teams become #1 contenders. The purity versus filth slogans are still on the line! And if FallingEdge or Beefy win they control their own championship destiny going into GWF4! Anything can happen in the GWF!
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Sephhh actually gave Zachhh a title shot for little more then talking down to the champ. Sad!
TarpitCarnivore
Member
How I feel every time I open it on a non-event day.
Is this the actor or the character speaking?
RecRoulette
Member
It's the same bullshit when you call someone a gamer.
"Whoa whoa, buddy, I play video games, buy $200 versions of games, watch videos on websites, and post on forums, but by golly if you're going to call me a gamer we're going to have to tangle"
BewareTheBatsie
Member
I got your back, friend Beefy.
I don't even know anymore. ;_;
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
I'm going to do the job tomorrow.
This thread right now
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