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April Wrasslin' |OT 2| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
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Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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God, this.
Bluekaveli
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I am the real nation!
You don't want to admit that I'm the superior brother so you keep me away from the gold!
SallyIsNow
Banned
Lol
Can Vince shoot?
Does he still look like a surfer dude?
Depends if he has fucked up his thighs. May have to shoot between his toes now.
He cut his hair.
BewareTheBatsie
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SallyIsNow
Banned
God, this.
It is not normal how much I look forward to these popping up
RecRoulette
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This is all I know him for, his reaction to Doraemon at Wrestle Kingdom, and giving Lucha Underground shit for their mixed gender matches.
excelsiorlef
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I do think there's a sort of sliding scale of wrestling press/media figures that we can classify people with in terms of negativity/positivity:
Like there are Bryan Alvarezs who think basically everything sucks... There are Dave Meltzers who are more likely to say Meh than Grrr, then there are John Pollocks who are pretty open minded and positive but still can be quite sarcastic and then there are Wai Tings who need something to really suck (think WCW 2000) to get really negative.
Here we have some Alvarezs for sure, we have a lot of Meltzers, some John Pollocks (to which I consider myself one) and very few Wai Tings.
This is purely on the WWE product side I might add.
Like there are Bryan Alvarezs who think basically everything sucks... There are Dave Meltzers who are more likely to say Meh than Grrr, then there are John Pollocks who are pretty open minded and positive but still can be quite sarcastic and then there are Wai Tings who need something to really suck (think WCW 2000) to get really negative.
Here we have some Alvarezs for sure, we have a lot of Meltzers, some John Pollocks (to which I consider myself one) and very few Wai Tings.
This is purely on the WWE product side I might add.
No shit
SallyIsNow
Banned
They let some PE teacher looking jabronie fight real life Sagat. 5*
Yep, the one I accidently saw was mad. Like no one would even bother putting a bet on.
avengers23
Banned
Almost through the first four days of this year's Champion Carnival, and the best matches have been on Night 1. I wonder if the compressed schedule is forcing the wrestlers to take it a little easier in the smaller venues.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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I think at this point Alvarez is so tired of some parts of his job (probably the watching wrestling part) while Meltzer was smart enough to shift his hobbies more to MMA to keep himself happy overall. While I skip all his MMA writing, I like Meltzer a lot.
Wai Ting > John Pollock, too, for sure, though I think they're both great, for a show review show. I stopped listening to all that stuff two years ago and just stick to We Watch Wrestling or Marty and Sarah to hear people enjoy wrestling and be really funny/entertaining about it (something Alvarez has never really done despite broadcasting for centuries).
I also avoid all wrestling rumor sites now except PWSheet for big stories, because honestly we don't need a single bit of it. It doesn't enhance the fun at all.
Wai Ting > John Pollock, too, for sure, though I think they're both great, for a show review show. I stopped listening to all that stuff two years ago and just stick to We Watch Wrestling or Marty and Sarah to hear people enjoy wrestling and be really funny/entertaining about it (something Alvarez has never really done despite broadcasting for centuries).
I also avoid all wrestling rumor sites now except PWSheet for big stories, because honestly we don't need a single bit of it. It doesn't enhance the fun at all.
excelsiorlef
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Probably a Meltzer but with a more cynical rating scale....
Not enough rage to be an Alvarez
They aren't all one for one classifications, some fit more than others.
Like for me I really really really fit the John Pollock mold... I'm open minded, I enjoy a lot of the product but when I hate something I dig into it (see Taker/Reigns and Orton/Wyatt at Mania 33)
Alvarez loves watching good Wrestling
Bluekaveli
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If you or anyone else leaks them, I swear
SallyIsNow
Banned
Wewatchwrestling is the GOAT
Don't go on the OT, they always get leaked there.
Probably a Meltzer but with a more cynical rating scale....
Not enough rage to be an Alvarez
Just use the Curved Gradez, girl. They see the good in life.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I can't wait to see you get to the UFC with the dick punches
Hopefully!!
SallyIsNow
Banned
This chrono-journey was inspired by a webm of a dude in a choke hold doing straight up dick punches to his opponent.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
UFC 4. Classic.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Did you go shoot?
That was the only notable thing that ever happened in Tulsa.
I have no idea where Tulsa is or what may or may not have happened there
Bluekaveli
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I never do. I didn't even know that someone made one lol
lol nice
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Sounds like a WWF alum.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Klansman
I can explain.
This is your new gimmick, Zach?
Bluekaveli
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http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/bullet-club-hulk-hogan-video/#.WQZDMa0pA0N
Oh shit, Hogan wants to join the bullet club!
Oh shit, Hogan wants to join the bullet club!