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Arafat has AIDS?

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Chrono

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"I just called the microphone monitoring center to ask about the 'Fedayee,'" Arafat's code name, explained Munteaunu. "After the meeting with the Comrade, he went directly to the guest house and had dinner. At this very moment, the 'Fedayee' is in his bedroom making love to his bodyguard. The one I knew was his latest lover. He's playing tiger again. The officer monitoring his microphones connected me live with the bedroom, and the squawling almost broke my eardrums. Arafat was roaring like a tiger, and his lover yelping like a hyena."


:lol :lol :lol
 

Jim Bowie

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The officer monitoring his microphones connected me live with the bedroom, and the squawling almost broke my eardrums. Arafat was roaring like a tiger, and his lover yelping like a hyena."

Wot.

Yasser Arafat is too busy dying to be fucking his bodyguard.
 

Socreges

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DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
i wonder if Bush really did nearly choke on a pretzel...

or was it on a big fat cock?
 

demi

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Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS




aids
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
I kinda marked it down as propoganda when I got to this bit:

"Although homosexuality is rife in the Arab world.."

What does that mean? I'm sure it's no more "rife" than in any other culture.

It's not impossible that he has AIDS, but I find it highly unlikely. I mean, the man is old...isn't it just a little more plausible that he's suffering from the normal ills of advanced age?
 

Crispy

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gofreak said:
I kinda marked it down as propoganda when I got to this bit:

"Although homosexuality is rife in the Arab world.."

What does that mean? I'm sure it's no more "rife" than in any other culture.

It's not impossible that he has AIDS, but I find it highly unlikely. I mean, the man is old...isn't it just a little more plausible that he's suffering from the normal ills of advanced age?

Homosexuality is much less accepted in the islamic world than it is in the western world. I had to interview a homosexual muslim once, (I'm a journalism student) and finding one was a very difficult task, especially one who would do an interview for us.
 

Socreges

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Crispy said:
Homosexuality is much less accepted in the islamic world than it is in the western world. I had to interview a homosexual muslim once, (I'm a journalism student) and finding one was a very difficult task, especially one who would do an interview for us.
Yeah, but "rife" implies that there are an unusual (high) amount of homosexual muslims. Which is obviously pretty hard to believe.
 

Crispy

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Socreges said:
Yeah, but "rife" implies that there are an unusual (high) amount of homosexual muslims. Which is obviously pretty hard to believe.

ow...sorry, English is not my native language. I thought in Turkey there are more homosexuals than in the past, but this is because the islam isn't as strict over there anymore (in th ebigger cities anyway). So the sudden 'increase' over there may have caused the writer of the aritcle to call it rife in the whole arabic world or something.
Still I don't think that's very accurate.
 

Azih

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I would just like to add that David Frum is a total ass.
Edit: I've seen interviews with the dude so I base this on more than just that article
 

teiresias

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I know...what the hell?

Read the actual content and not just the subject lines of the feedback. The content of the subject line you posted is:

Now do you believe it? But the bigger question now is how does the IDF protect itself when fighting these rodents in close quarters?

If I were Yaalon or Mofaz my policy would be to quarantine every "militant" they capture and test them for AIDs. If they have AIDs poison them and burn their bodies. No sense spreading ungodly faggot diseases around.

Yeah, that makes me sympathetic to the Israeli cause. [insert rolleyes here]
 

Azih

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Yeah it's just odd that this sort of attitude from the Israelis just doesn't get any attention in the States, there's plenty of footage of Palestenians chanting 'death to Israel', but the Israeli spokesperson is always some eloquent PR diplomat.
 
I trust David Frum! I am afraid of the Axis of Evil! I trust the KGB! I am afraid of Gays!

Now I understand the horror that Israel has to face... Not only Terrorists but Queers!

Thank You David Frum! Thank You KGB! Hooray for the Good Guys!!!

Arafat - BOO!!! AIDS - BOO!!! Rodents - BOO!!!
 

shakezula

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Yeah, but "rife" implies that there are an unusual (high) amount of homosexual muslims. Which is obviously pretty hard to believe.

I was working in a warehouse over a summer once and this group of iraqis joined. I swear one of them was this really swarthy, masculine guy and he got sacked for apparently trying to kiss and grope another worker (who was straight). I was totally shocked because it seemed like something out of the movie american beauty since the guy was the last person you would suspect of being gay if going off stereotypes.
Also you don't really imagine people from the middle east being gay what with the religion being so against it. I was mentioning the incident to someone else and he said that arabs are kind of notorious for it which came as a surprise to me. Another one of the iraqis said that he knew someone who had fucked a cow back in iraq (although I suspect he was kidding).
 

Ripclawe

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Phoenix said:
Arafat has a brain hemorage.

it's been a slow one for the last 40 years, I say he has been dead since last week, but since no one can find the money, everyone is keeping quiet.
 
Ripclawe said:
I say he has been dead since last week, but since no one can find the money, everyone is keeping quiet.


Probably so. I think he was on the way out when they boxed him up and shipped him to Paris.
 

xexex

Banned
from various audio streams on the internet, including gcnlive and radioliberty, it sounds like he did in fact die of AIDS.

*waits to hear a better explaination for the slimey pig's death*

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rih
 
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