Tschumi
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Hear me out.
This is entirely divorced from the gender wars, if i was getting sweaty, hairy (or, come to think of it, Brazilian waxed) ballsack shocks of Djokovic I'd fucking hate that too, and rightly so.
I'm just like ... It's a sport. It's highly physical. The players are athletic, often heavily muscled, entirely devoted to their craft. What fat pervy slob came up with the idea that they need to execute this gut-busting sport in miniskirts that would embarrass the grottiest of bar flies? Someone less admirable than me, that's for sure.
Darkroom photographer comment: "no.. no... no... ah...mmmmoney."
Your annoyance at being forced fed gender politics is to gender politics as my annoyance at tennis crotch shots is to tennis.
This is an industry that routinely rewards the kind of pantstained, finger sniffing, darkroom panting photographers that you usually only find nightcrawling on snuff porn sets. Boooo.
Darkroom photographer comment: "egads you can see the whole anatomy.. magnificent...what sport does she play again?"
Admire the new young talent for her graceful forehand? Better try to crop out the electric orange hotpants that have flipped out of her skin tight pencil dress again, like every other point in the match. Think they're a bit too young to be portrayed that way? Reticent to learn of the exact contours of a mother's birth orifice? Gtfo it's SW19.
Darkroom photographer comment: "Helloooo little one. Shit, what? She's 18 in her first ever grand slam?... That's legal! Cor, look at the lighting on this one..."
I'm not saying i don't like flattering photos of pretty girls, I'm saying these are the opposite of flattering and you have to be seriously depraved to think it's crucial that you cop a gawp at the pussy every time a female tennis player steps on court.
This is entirely divorced from the gender wars, if i was getting sweaty, hairy (or, come to think of it, Brazilian waxed) ballsack shocks of Djokovic I'd fucking hate that too, and rightly so.
I'm just like ... It's a sport. It's highly physical. The players are athletic, often heavily muscled, entirely devoted to their craft. What fat pervy slob came up with the idea that they need to execute this gut-busting sport in miniskirts that would embarrass the grottiest of bar flies? Someone less admirable than me, that's for sure.
Darkroom photographer comment: "no.. no... no... ah...mmmmoney."
Your annoyance at being forced fed gender politics is to gender politics as my annoyance at tennis crotch shots is to tennis.
This is an industry that routinely rewards the kind of pantstained, finger sniffing, darkroom panting photographers that you usually only find nightcrawling on snuff porn sets. Boooo.
Darkroom photographer comment: "egads you can see the whole anatomy.. magnificent...what sport does she play again?"
Admire the new young talent for her graceful forehand? Better try to crop out the electric orange hotpants that have flipped out of her skin tight pencil dress again, like every other point in the match. Think they're a bit too young to be portrayed that way? Reticent to learn of the exact contours of a mother's birth orifice? Gtfo it's SW19.
Darkroom photographer comment: "Helloooo little one. Shit, what? She's 18 in her first ever grand slam?... That's legal! Cor, look at the lighting on this one..."
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