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[Rodriguez]

So I'm listening to the radio before I go to sleep and the TRL Weekend Countdown is on. A couple songs go by and then the DJ says Jessica Simpson's new release is on the countdown. The title of the track is "Angels". I laughed to myself, "surely she didn't cover the godly Robbie Williams tune". Unfortunately....she did.

Butchered.

Fucking bitch.

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

I laughed to myself, "surely she didn't cover the godly Robbie Williams tune".

And there in lies your first mistake.

Consider Jessica Simpson your punishment (which actually works in a whole Greek Hades kinda way).

 

[Ned Flanders]

"Take my brain awaaaaayyyaaaaayyyy.."

 

[Grifter]

You should've shot her when she killed Jack & Diane.

 

[Leon]

.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

The travesty here is that jessica simpson will never do porno.

 

[Wolfy]

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous.

 

[mightynine]

The travesty here is that jessica simpson will never do porno.

Give it time. First the divorce will come, then the Playboy spread.

Unless, of course, they really ARE in love...

 

[Matrix]

Sweet...Jessica > Robbie

 

[Miguel]

Give it time. First the divorce will come, then the Playboy spread.

Unless, of course, they really ARE in love...

So we should see the sex tape in a year or so?

 

[SolidSnakex]

Give it time. First the divorce will come, then the Playboy spread.

Unless, of course, they really ARE in love...

Nick has to be with all the stuff he puts up with, and now they've got Jessica's friend at their house who's basically on the same level as Jessica.

 

[Greekboy]

Surely Jessica must want to feel another penis in her. She must really be curious about other guys out there since she was a virgin when she married. I could never be a chick like that and only know one penis my entire life without trying out some other contenders first.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous.

Her sister is hotter.

 

[HAOHMARU]

PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

 

[DJ_Tet]

Her sister is hotter.

IDWTP

She has all the man-jaw of her sister without the tits or requisite blondeness.

 

[Wolfy]

Ashlee is more cute than beautiful.

 

[way more]

Ashlee is more cute than beautiful.

For some reason I think her big nose is kinda cute.

 

[DJ_Tet]

Ashlee is more cute than beautiful.

She's a fucking skank.