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Ask and you shall recieve!! Maury Povich highjinks

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He lives!!

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Tommie Hu$tle

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Man I was home watching Maury the other day about telling dudes they were not the father. Maury is one of the most demented individuals on planet earth.
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
:LOL

I love that... I really need to start recording Maury and Springer just for laughs... does Springer still come on?

Did anyone see the ep that is in this clip? Why is the girl so upset that he isn't the father? Had they broke up already and she was trying to get money from him?
 
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One of my favorites is when Maury was revealing the results and he said

"You're ARE..."

*woman jumps up and hugs her boyfriend*

"NOT the father"

Woman: WAIT!! WHAT?!?!

Then backstage the woman starts flipping out saying she's glad the guy wasn't her kids father and that he was just an asshole that was a stalker.
 
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Coin Return

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I remember one episode of Maury where they brought this girl back 4 or 5 times, and they tested at least 25 dudes and none of them were the father. What a ho.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
DarienA said:
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I love that... I really need to start recording Maury and Springer just for laughs... does Springer still come on?

Did anyone see the ep that is in this clip? Why is the girl so upset that he isn't the father? Had they broke up already and she was trying to get money from him?
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99% of the women there only want the child support, and to prove to themselves they aren't whores...which they usually are. I just love it when either the man or woman says they are "1000% sure" it is or isn't theirs for some dumb reason. Then they go up to the big monitor while a picture of the baby is displayed and spout off what they've learned in elementary school genetics.

Maury is a pretty evil man. He acts like he cares about those people, and you just know he doesn't. "We'll bring you back to the show as many times as it takes to find the real father..." I'm sure you will, motherfucker.
 
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The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
SolidSnakex said:
One of my favorites is when Maury was revealing the results and he said

"You're ARE..."

*woman jumps up and hugs her boyfriend*

"NOT the father"

Woman: WAIT!! WHAT?!?!

Then backstage the woman starts flipping out saying she's glad the guy wasn't her kids father and that he was just an asshole that was a stalker.
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SS.. whose the Shaolin Soccer rip off in your avatar?
 
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dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Is Maury still married to Connie Chung? If so, those conversations about work really must be awkward for him.
 
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Richiban

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Coin Return said:
I remember one episode of Maury where they brought this girl back 4 or 5 times, and they tested at least 25 dudes and none of them were the father. What a ho.
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I think at that point, and I could be wrong on my terminology here, but I think at that point a woman becomes a hizzoe.
 
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Archaix

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I actually know somebody who was on this show. Pretty good friend growing up, then stopped contact. A few months later, he's on Maury. Something to do about having a baby at age 15 or so.

It's damned depressing. Not his situation, but that I actually know somebody who would go on that show.
 
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Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Richiban said:
I think at that point, and I could be wrong on my terminology here, but I think at that point a woman becomes a hizzoe.
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Nope she is the chosen one, kinda like the virgin mary....
 
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Shogmaster said:
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING!!!!
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I didn't mention you specifically, but upon opportunity for attention...here you are :lol :lol There were some who wanted the vid, dig up the older Maury thread.

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Coin Return said:
I remember one episode of Maury where they brought this girl back 4 or 5 times, and they tested at least 25 dudes and none of them were the father. What a ho.
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Haha, they even tested a guy who was DEAD! Nope :lol
 
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Willco

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Someone should really do a whole parody where Maury is like... "Anakin... YOU ARE THE FATHER!" and Darth Vader goes, "NOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO!"
 
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Willco said:
Someone should really do a whole parody where Maury is like... "Anakin... YOU ARE THE FATHER!" and Darth Vader goes, "NOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO!"
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Or "You are NOT the father" and have a gif of the guy dancing with a Vadar mask pasted on :lol
 
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Willco said:
Someone should really do a whole parody where Maury is like... "Anakin... YOU ARE THE FATHER!" and Darth Vader goes, "NOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO!"
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That would fucking OWN!!

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This man needs his own dance show! Everyone needs to learn " The, it's not my baby" dance. :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Willco

Hollywood Square
Maury Povich should somehow manage to merge both his "OMG MAKEOVER SPECIAL!" and "PATERNITY TEST RESULTS REVEALED!" shows into one mega show of epic proportions!
 
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