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Atheists Launch No Lives Matter Movement

joe_zazen

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https://babylonbee.com/news/atheists-launch-no-lives-matter-movement
 

lukilladog

Member
What kind of shity sites are you visiting man, don´t click pop up spam, use adblock plus.
 
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Kamina

Golden Boy
If no lives matter than they might as well end their own existence. But then suddenly lives do matter, dont they?
 

haxan7

Banned
It’s just a joke article, not meant to be taken seriously. I don’t like the idea of equating resistance to BLM’s Marxist revolution to atheism. Now is a time when people will turn to traditional ideals as a result of seeing the error of BLM’s ways.

Atheism is actually a central tenant of BLM.
 
I'm a lifelong atheist and greatly respect Richard Dawkins intellect, but the world has become as utterly messed up as it has precisely because ordinary people 100% need religion to stay sane.

Also I'm kind of bummed he got to 'No lives matter' before the people making the Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor Eisenhorne TV series thought of it for their tagline.

Edit: it's early and I missed the fact this was Babylon Bee. I leave the above as a warning to others that tiredness is no excuse for being a gullible fool.
 
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haxan7

Banned
I'm a lifelong atheist and greatly respect Richard Dawkins intellect, but the world has become as utterly messed up as it has precisely because ordinary people 100% need religion to stay sane.

Also I'm kind of bummed he got to 'No lives matter' before the people making the Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor Eisenhorne TV series thought of it for their tagline.
I don’t think he actually posted that
 

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
I mean, meh, why those filthy converts feel the need.... I mean, if so then fucking give wealth for the scientific research, why people are so stupid, including you and fucking kill yourself then.

Somehow, I did not even know what word "god" meant, until history classes and yet I somehow find hard to give a fuck about these "atheist", logically consistent. Yeah, well in your infinite wisdom, how does it going to some you galaxy brain.

It's perfect slogan for Funeral Services, tho.
 

Amory

Member
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Somehow those Cthulhu presidential runs never amount to anything, though.
Been waiting since 1992 for him to be POTUS, yet it never happens... :/
That shirt is sweet.

But you wear that in public you're 100% gonna lose your job for the joke. Lol.

"We were shocked and saddened to see an employee displaying hate speech on their clothing. We want our customers to know that this is not representative of our views at Bosco's Discount Mattress Emporium, and the individual in question is no longer a part of our team."
 

Coolwhhip

Neophyte
Didn't their mothers ever tell them you shouldn't lower yourself to the level of idiots because they will beat you at it?
 

Super Mario

Banned
I love the bee. It's a shame that no one understands what they do. They poke humor at politics, mostly from the left. With messages that actually mean something.
 
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Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member
I love the bee. It's a shame that no one understands what they do. They poke humor at politics, mostly from the left. With messages that actually mean something.

You’re mistaking not understanding what they do with not thinking they do it well.
 

Hulk_Smash

Banned
Eh, they've had a few good ones.

They’ve had more than a few good ones. And unlike the Onion, they skewer both sides of the political spectrum and put evangelicals on blast regularly- which is true satire seeing how the staff is clearly on the religious right.

The Onion was never really funny. It’s too biting and one-sided in its satire. I find something like Hard Times to be a good middle ground between Bee and Onion.
 
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