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[Judderman]

Oh man, I wonder who is going to win this match.

 

[RBH]

lol wtf?

lmao

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Please take the uce out please god

 

[somedevil]

I hope Slater finds Tye Dillinger and forms 10 Man Band

Great idea. Its time to call him up.

 

[Barrage]

Oh man, no stupid Samoan bullshit at the beginning? The New Era of Usos!!!

Smackdowns running on a budget. Theyre down to 1 merch shirt per team.

 

[Freddy=Legend]

Maybe it's just because I zone out in the Uso's, but when did they stop doing their dance thing that could never seem to get right together?

 

[Keyser Soze]

I have seen this match in my nightmares

 

[Angry Grimace]

Not every Irish wrestler needs a finisher that is a reference to something Irish.

The 1916 is the Bloody Sunday renamed

 

[Chamber]

I really think the Usos deserve the opportunity to be the first champs. They've earned it.

 

[Morfeo]

Here we have Usos and Ascension, probably the two least interesting teams on the whole roster, together in the ring. Perfect way to make me tune out.

 

[Brian_FETO]

I have seen this match in my nightmares

I'm pretty sure I saw it on a live superstars taping

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Lmao Rikishi filming a movie with Jennifer Hudson?

 

[truly101]

There is a scenario where wrasslegaf cheers for The Ascension and we are now witnessing it!

 

[Barrage]

The wrestling on Smackdown will be faster. It will feel like less of a slog.

But holy shit it won't be better.

 

[Jimmy King]

Otunga's about to slap the headset off JBL and I hope he does

 

[Bluekaveli]

I think Usos win it all

 

[Zabka]

I can't take these 3 man commentary teams

 

[MG310]

Otunga's not playing along with that shit JBL.

 

[Hidden One]

Usos win

 

[Guzim]

Hahaha, JBL saying the Miz should help Jennifer Hudson with acting.

 

[Cheat Code]

There is a scenario where wrasslegaf cheers for The Ascension and we are now witnessing it!

I for one have been rooting for Viktor in every battle royale he shows up in.

 

[galvatron]

JBL killing it

Sad that Otunga's gimmick is his wife at this point...

 

[Morfeo]

Maybe it's just because I zone out in the Uso's, but when did they stop doing their dance thing that could never seem to get right together?

I recently realized this too. I hated that entrance and the fact that they couldnt ever do it right, but i now kinda miss being able to hate it so much. Strange eh.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Otunga's about to slap the headset off JBL and I hope he does

It kinda did make me laugh

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I think Usos win it all

Are you trying to make me scream?

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Damn konor always been that fat tho

 

[Bert409]

Remember when one of these Ascension guys had that rat boy gimmick in the old NXT?

 

[Barrage]

If Zigglers gonna have thr superkick as his finisher, you might not want the Usos on the same brand.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Why in the fuck is Jey wearing that sweater.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I thought the Uso's ended their match at SS booked as heels... now they are wrestling as total faces.

 

[slabrock]

Are you trying to make me scream?

Don't worry, the match before the Usos win will be AJ vs Dolph starting their best of 7 feud

 

[Toki767]

Can't believe Samoa Joe is the only Samoan that doesn't wrestle with a shirt.

 

[Hidden One]

Why in the fuck is Jey wearing that sweater.

I was just about to say that

 

[TheStruggler]

they didnt go to break during the match......please keep doing this

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

The 1916 is the Bloody Sunday renamed

Yeah, I knew that. But I meant in that both Finn, Finlay and Sheamus had finishers named in reference to Irish stuff. I'd rather not add Becky to that list, even if the post was sarcastic. Becky has maybe the smallest Irish connection now after dropping that dreadful first gimmick since even Finn tied the Demon to Irish mythology.

 

[The Main Event]

Usos win

SmackDown sucks

 

[Barrage]

Can't believe Samoa Joe is the only Samoan that doesn't wrestle with a shirt.

Its the Nude Beach rule

 

[Raging Spaniard]

Hey the Ascension is looking pretty good, maybe WWE will try something diff- Usos win

sigh

 

[Bluekaveli]

Superkick...... They have the pedigree!

 

[Morfeo]

Got to be the first time ive rooted for this garbage team.

 

[Freddy=Legend]

I recently realized this too. I hated that entrance and the fact that they couldnt ever do it right, but i now kinda miss being able to hate it so much. Strange eh.

Haha, it's an impressive talent to be sure to induce that reaction.

 

[RBH]

Why in the fuck is Jey wearing that sweater.

Same thing I was wondering :lol

 

[illmatic22]

Orton didn't die?

 

[Tagyhag]

Jeez Usos, could you point any harder?

 

[Chie Satonaka]

So, let's be real.

This is gonna end up being American Alpha vs Heath and Mystery Partner, right @ Backlash, right?

And then AA will win which will cause Heath to move back to Raw to try to get signed?

 

[Morfeo]

Don't worry, the match before the Usos win will be AJ vs Dolph starting their best of 7 feud

Fantasy booking right here.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

O shit didnt realize orton was still alive

 

[spindashing]

Can't believe Samoa Joe is the only Samoan that doesn't wrestle with a shirt.

He is the only one not directly related to The Rock, too.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I was just about to say that

Same thing I was wondering :lol

Unless he had breast reduction like the rock, that shit is hideous.

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

Wait... there is no way Slater doesn't get a partner, It just doesn't make sense to do the story otherwise. So who is going to be his opponent? The only teams Smackdown has are the Uso's, Ascension, AA, Breezeango, Vaudevillans, and the Hype Bros.