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[Schattenjäger]

 

[Hudo]

That's pretty cool.

 

[Schattenjäger]

That's pretty cool.

yea cool as in keep me the fuck away

 

[Madevil]

Nvm

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Elektro Demon]

Those are not spiders, they're baby kangaroos.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Audio is required.

 

[John2290]

Burn the country down... too far? Fuck it. NUKE IT!

 

[*Nightwing]

Burn the country down... too far? Fuck it. NUKE IT!

The worlds been tryin, but damn it Straylia's resilient

 

[John2290]

The worlds been tryin, but damn it Straylia's resilient

The burning comment was in poor taste but I'm still up for nuking the place to stop the spread of these spiders. I'm seeing spiders here in Ireland, I've not seen in my life the last few years. I stamped one big ass fucker last summer and dozens of little baby spiders came off it, that's not normal. You're spreading the spiders with exports and they're adapting to climates outside of your continent. Something will have to be done about it, if those motherfuckers that web entire fields and towns overnight, manage to adapt... It's nuking time.

 

[KiNeMz]

Due to the floods. The little critters have been looking for higher land

 

[TransTrender]

Due to the floods. The little critters have been looking for higher land

What a fucking nightmare hellscape...
I'd probably kill myself as soon as possible if I looked out the window and saw that...

 

[West Texas CEO]

What a fucking nightmare hellscape...
I'd probably kill myself as soon as possible if I looked out the window and saw that...

Or you could just buy a plane ticket and get the f*ck outta town.

 

[Aarbron]

Awwww

 

[TransTrender]

Or you could just buy a plane ticket and get the f*ck outta town.

Why bother?
I wouldn't even make it to the car before the swarm gets me

 

[Mistershine.]

Due to the floods. The little critters have been looking for higher land

I've seen enough movies to know that nukes just make them gigantic and angry. Orbital laser canons are the answer.

We don't need Australia anymore, apart from Kylie and somewhere to dump our crims it's done nothing useful.

 

[AJUMP23]

Audio is required.

so wrong.

 

[Yoboman]

Spiders are mans best friend

They kill mosquitos, flies, snakes, rats

Most of them are super chill. If you do fuck with them they won’t fuck with you

It’s really like having an 8 legged bodyguard in your home

 

[Paasei]

Spiders are mans best friend

They kill mosquitos, flies, snakes, rats

Most of them are super chill. If you do fuck with them they won’t fuck with you

It’s really like having an 8 legged bodyguard in your home

I'd rather have a snake than a spider in my home.

 

[Yoboman]

I'd rather have a snake than a spider in my home.

Snakes are bastards hiding in grass and shoes looking to kill you for walking around

Spiders don’t want to fuck with people

why do you think we have heroes named Spiderman but no Snakeman?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I'd rather have a snake than a spider in my home.

We have both in our house. Pet snake and free board and utilities for the spideys.

Currently they're all heading indoors anyhow on account of the floods/rains down under.

 

[bitbydeath]

I've seen enough movies to know that nukes just make them gigantic and angry. Orbital laser canons are the answer.

We don't need Australia anymore, apart from Kylie and somewhere to dump our crims it's done nothing useful.