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Axe Body Spray. Turning men into gods.

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Malleymal

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I'm guessing it's musky, because the girls I like go for the musk.
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its actually not that musky, its a rather sweet smell.. but its soft, girls fall for it all the time, I really havent got One Complaint yet, always a " If you dont mind me asking , what is that scent your wearing, You smell really good" comment... that mixed with the axe body spray is like a Nostrilic orgasm to females...
 
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3phemeral

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God's Hand said:
Who is that girl, and is she in porn?
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Hey(!), that's my friend. :p

LOL She thought those comments were hilarious... and she was surprised Mason/Luscious LeftFoot knew about Heiro. (I thought it was a Gamecube controller port like miyuru lol)

Anyway, she wanted to comment on the thread:

"Seriously, though, I'd still do any guy that had axe. It just smells really good, that shi*t makes me cream in my pants. (laughs) I don't know what it is, it's just different from cologne. "

Sorry for the vulgar language... she's really blunt. *_*
 
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Otaking

Member
I wear the Orion scent of Axe. It hasn't done a single thing for me yet. I must be wearing it wrong or something. I used to wear a variety of colognes before this one. Mostly Old Spice type stuff. I don't know why I switched, but my friends said I should try it so I did....
 
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Ninja Scooter

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That good, eh? I did a search for it on the sites demon posted, and it didn't show up on them. Is it illegal here in the states or something?

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"It's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

"YOU SMELL LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!" roofles!

i bought some axe a few months ago and it burned the shit out of my pits. I'll stick to my regular anti-persperant thank you. Tell me more about this "Insurrection" though. It intrigues me.
 
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Malleymal

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Ninja Scooter said:
Tell me more about this "Insurrection" though. It intrigues me.
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It is seriously just a great scent and it being so hard to come by makes it easy for you to be the first one to wear the scent in your area and get the most attention from it....
 
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Ninja Scooter

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Malleymal said:
It is seriously just a great scent and it being so hard to come by makes it easy for you to be the first one to wear the scent in your area and get the most attention from it....
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then send me a crate at once. i will report back with my poon winnings.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
That Insurrection shit is hella cheap on the net. Froogle it up, it's like $15-20 for a 3.3oz bottle.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
But like I previously said, Insurrection may be a great, unique scent that's made even greater by the fact that hardly anyone has it, but there are dozens of other colognes like that as well. Insurrection just happens to be the one Malleymal's pimpin. You should browse the perfumeemporium site I linked to.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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demon said:
But like I previously said, Insurrection may be a great, unique scent that's made even greater by the fact that hardly anyone has it, but there are dozens of other colognes like that as well. Insurrection just happens to be the one Malleymal's pimpin. You should browse the perfumeemporium site I linked to.
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whats the point of browsing a cologne website if you can't smell anything?
 
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Malleymal

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Ninja Scooter said:
whats the point of browsing a cologne website if you can't smell anything?
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LOLLLL true, but he does have a point, Insurrection works well with my skin, I say get it, I paid 55 dollars for my first bottle, so I am head over heals in love with the fact that I can get my orders for only 20 with a deoderant... I will order 2 tonight
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Ninja Scooter said:
whats the point of browsing a cologne website if you can't smell anything?
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Okay, so tell me then, how does Insurrection smell? :p
 
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Alucard

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Swiss Army is THE shit. Seriously, girls love the smell of that stuff. I like it too...too bad I've been too broke to buy a new bottle. It's been months!
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Alucard said:
Swiss Army is THE shit. Seriously, girls love the smell of that stuff. I like it too...too bad I've been too broke to buy a new bottle. It's been months!
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Again, agreed, that stuff is great. But did you read my earlier posts? Go to the store I linked to in my second reply....you can buy a brand new bottle for, like, 16 bucks. I did a few months ago.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
http://www.andale.com/store?sid=174...yBlue&view=ITEM_DETAIL&newStore=&parentCatId=

* SWISS ARMY * Cologne for Men * 3.4 * NEW *
BRAND NEW TESTER ~ NEVER BEEN SPRAYED
Price $14.99


Buy now. No excuse.

Plus, their shipping speed is phenomenal. It's around 5 or 6 bucks for one bottle, and it always arrives within 2-4 business days of order.

btw, I bought the tester, not the bottle with the box, and it doesn't really make any difference at all unless you want the box for some reason.
 
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nitewulf

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3pheMeraLmiX said:
"Seriously, though, I'd still do any guy that had axe. It just smells really good, that shi*t makes me cream in my pants. (laughs) I don't know what it is, it's just different from cologne. "
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Spiritreaver

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It would be hilarious if it turned out to have mixtures of sweat from men or perhaps even dead skin cells from a penis. You never know!

In all honesty I've never smelt Axe knowingly, I'll have to give it a try.
 
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aoi tsuki

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Ninja Scooter said:
whats the point of browsing a cologne website if you can't smell anything?
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Don't you know? You sample the product in the store, then find the cheapest price online. Works for practically everything, save vitamins, condoms, and other items that are best used within a relatively small timeframe.
 
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Leon

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I've been using Axe since before it even got to North American shores. I used to bring a dozen bottles of it with be from back home everytime I came back from vacation.

Phoenix, Atlantic and Apollo are my favorites off the top of my head. Marine's good, but I've used it so much I'm sick of it. I think the only ones I don't like much are Voodoo and Kilo, although that's probably because my body doesn't have any "chemistry" with them. I haven't even tried Touch yet.
 
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capslock

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Alright, I bought a can of Axe today just because I am curious after reading this thread, I bought the Atlantis one (as Atlantis and Gravity was all the local store had and I didn't like Gravity), is Atlantis a good one? And how much of it should I spray on? How effective is its protection etc. etc?



PS: I am 3 feet tall, 300 pounds and have oozing sores on my faces, but I am hoping that Axe will make up for that.
 
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shuri

Banned
Yes, Caplock


Speaking of Swiss Army, it was my birthday last night, and my friend gave me a whole new bottle ;) Chicks just LOVE that stuff
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
demon said:
Yeah, seriously. And as long as you do ANYTHING to your body to make it smell a certain way, such as using scented deodorant, you can't knock using cologne. The only difference between someone who uses a scented deodorant and someone who uses an unscented deodorant and a cologne is that the second guy smells a lot better, and for a lot longer.
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Better to you, maybe...but as I said before, I don't like how the majority of cologne smells. Why would I want to walk around bathed in a fragerance that just pisses me off?

And really, the only reason I prefer deodorant that is lightly scented is because on the rare occasions that I do sweat, I find it serves me better than the nonscented stuff. It's not meant for females to smell, as cologne generally is.

I don't have a problem with people who use cologne (in responsible amounts, of course), but I personally have never really gotten into it. I do have one bottle that someone bought me once that isn't too bad, but I use it so infrequently and in such little amounts that it has been with me for years... I can't even remember what the name of it is.
 
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xsarien

daedsiluap
capslock said:
Alright, I bought a can of Axe today just because I am curious after reading this thread, I bought the Atlantis one (as Atlantis and Gravity was all the local store had and I didn't like Gravity), is Atlantis a good one? And how much of it should I spray on? How effective is its protection etc. etc?
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Well, Axe isn't an anti-perspirant, it's just deodorant. It doesn't "protect" against anything. Just, you know, FYI, think of it as aerosol cologne.
 
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Alucard

Banned
demon said:
http://www.andale.com/store?sid=174...yBlue&view=ITEM_DETAIL&newStore=&parentCatId=

* SWISS ARMY * Cologne for Men * 3.4 * NEW *
BRAND NEW TESTER ~ NEVER BEEN SPRAYED
Price $14.99


Buy now. No excuse.

Plus, their shipping speed is phenomenal. It's around 5 or 6 bucks for one bottle, and it always arrives within 2-4 business days of order.

btw, I bought the tester, not the bottle with the box, and it doesn't really make any difference at all unless you want the box for some reason.
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Holy shit, that's an awesome price. SOLD.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
human5892 said:
Better to you, maybe...but as I said before, I don't like how the majority of cologne smells. Why would I want to walk around bathed in a fragerance that just pisses me off?
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If you like how some deodorants smell, there have got to be some colonges out there that you would like. And besides, especially if you put on how much you're supposed to put on (not a lot), you won't even smell it on yourself after ten minutes.
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
I've been using Axe Essence spray for awhile, it's really the only one I like.. but I haven't tried Touch yet. I did just take advantage of that Swiss Army price though, demon should be making commission.
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
demon said:
If you like how some deodorants smell, there have got to be some colonges out there that you would like. And besides, especially if you put on how much you're supposed to put on (not a lot), you won't even smell it on yourself after ten minutes.
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Oh, I'm certain there are. I just haven't found them yet...and with my current apathy towards cologne in general, I'm not very motivated to root them out.
 
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Alucard

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Doesn't seem like they ship to Canada...or accept credit for that matter. Blah. Ah well. I'll shop around and see if it's on special anywhere around here. I haven't been cologne shopping in ages. I've been using a cheap $15 bottle of Brut for months. I really don't like it but it's better than nothing.
 
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Lambtron

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For deodorants, it's all about Mitchum. "So effective you could even skip a day!"

It rocks balls. It's unscented, but whatever, make up for that with your bodywash/shampoo. I don't wear cologne. I do put a little baby powder onto my chest, though.
 
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lexy

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Is Axe really that good? I know my brother uses it but I've never really noticed it on him or any other guy for that matter. I generally don't trust any cologne/perfume that costs less than $30.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
loxy said:
I generally don't trust any cologne/perfume that costs less than $30.
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You can get "real" colognes for $15-25 at the site I linked to. Colognes that generally sell for $40-60. Again, Swiss Army is a fantastic cologne and you can get it for under 20 bucks there, and it's no cheap cologne.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
Lambtron said:
For deodorants, it's all about Mitchum. "So effective you could even skip a day!"

It rocks balls. It's unscented, but whatever, make up for that with your bodywash/shampoo. I don't wear cologne. I do put a little baby powder onto my chest, though.
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Listen to this man.

Mitchums is truly unbelievable. No scent, no nothing. Just pure deoderant. And I have skipped a day, which is something I can't do with other deoderants :-\
 
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Mumbles

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Lambtron said:
For deodorants, it's all about Mitchum. "So effective you could even skip a day!"
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That's what I generally use too, but I have to say that Axe is the only brand of scented deodorant that doesn't make me feel sick all day. Ended up buying the stuff when I only had gel, had to travel a lot by plane, and nobody had unscented Mitchum stick.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Does Mitchum flake or rub onto clothes much? I fuckin HATE when the shit I put under my armpits rubs on my shirt.

Also, is it just a deodorant, or is it an anti-perspirant too?
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
So I guess the usual combination of Speed Stick and morning jerk-off musk just isn't going to cut it these days. Man, women are too much work...
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
oh man...axe had a free sample booth set up on purdue's campus last year. my brother was in a dorm, and his entire floor and went and got a the little can free sample they were giving out.

they chose 4 people to go down to the very end of the second floor(they all lived on the third) by the stairs with some duct tape. they'd open a can, tape the spray button down and throw it down the hallway. there were about 60 bottles going on that one floor. you could barely see, and you sure as hell couldn't breathe.

that was awesome. good ol' axe bombs.
 
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