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[BlackMage]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

I BT THIS HAS BEN POSTAD BFORE BUT I DONT R CAUSA IT IS SO DMN COL!111!!1!!1!!1!111 OMG LOL

 

[=W=]

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QUESTION
WH3TH3R TIS NOBLAR IN DA MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM??!???! LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 TEH HEART-ACHE AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLASH IS HAIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
DEVOUTLY 2 B WISHD11111! 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DR3M AY THEIR DA RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DREMS MAY COM3
WHAN W3 HAEV SHUFLED OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUSE THEIR DA R3SPACT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TEH OPR3SORS WRONG DA PROUD MANS TEH PANGS OF D3SPIESD LOVA TEH LAWS DA INSOLENCA OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT M3RIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHAN HA HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!!?!? OMG LOL WHO WUD FARDALS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SWAAT UNDAR A WEARY LIEF
BUT TAHT DA DR3AD OF SOMETHNG AFTER DA UNDISCOVARD COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN
NO TRAEVLAR R3TURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL
AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS WE HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTHERS TAHT W3 KNOW NOT OF
THUS?!!!??? WTF CONSCEINCE DOES MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS TEH NATIEV HU3 OF RASOLUTION
IS SIKLEID OER WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND ANTERPRIESS OF GRAAT PITH AND WIT THIS RAGARD THEYRE CUR3NTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSA TEH NME OF ACTION11111 WTF - SOFT U DA!!!!1!11 WTF FARE OPHELIA1!1! WTF LOL NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS RAMEMBRD!!!! OMG WTF LOL

 

[BlackMage]

WOW U R SO DEP!!1!!1!! OMG LOL

 

[demon]

THEIR AN OLD SAYNG IN TEN3SE.I!1!!1!!1!!!11 OMG KNOW ITS IN TAXAS PROBABLY IN T3NESE.TAHT11!11!1!!11 OMG LOL SAYS FOL ME ONCE SHMA ON..SHME!!!!1!1!1!!111!!1!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL ON U!1!11!!!!!!!1!!111111 OMG FOL U!111!!!!!111111!11!11!1!!111 OMG WTF CANT GET FOL3D AGANE!11! OMG

 

[bjork]

GIRL LET ME 2UCH U

 

[Mugen]

TRANSPORT MO2RWAYS AND TRMLIENS
STARTNG AND THEN S2PNG
TAKNG OF AND LANDNG TEH 3MPTEIST OF FELNGS
DISAPOINTED PAOPLE CLNGNG ON 2 BOTLAS
AND WHAN IT COM3S ITS SO SO DISAPOINTNG!11!1!!1 WTF LOL

LET DOWN AND HANGNG AROUND
CRUSHAD LIEK A BUG IN TEH GROUND!1!!1 WTF
LAT DOWN AND HANGNG AROUND111!!!!! WTF

SHEL SMASHED JUIECS FLOWNG
WNGS TWITCH LEGS R GONG
DONT G3T SANTIEMNTAL
IT ALWAYS ENDS UP DRIEVL!1!!!
ON3 DAY IMM GONA GROW WNGS
A CHEMICAL RAACTION
HYST3RICAL AND USEL3S
HYSTERICAL AND

L3T DOWN AND HANGNG AROUND
CRUSHED LIEK A BUG IN DA GROUND1!11 WTF LOL
LET DOWN AND HANGNG AROUND!111! OMG WTF

L3T DOWN
LET DOWN
L3T DOWN111!!1! OMG WTF LOL U KNOW U KNOW WHER3 U R WITH U KNOW WH3RE U R WITH
FLOR COLAPSNG FALNG BOUNCNG BAK
AND ONE DAY IMM GONA GROW WNGS
A CH3MICAL REACTION U KNOW WHERE U AER]
HYST3RICAL AND US3LES U KNOW WHERA U AER]
HYSTERICAL AND U KNOW WHER3 U AER]

L3T DOWN AND HANGNG AROUND
CRUSH3D LIEK A BUG IN TEH GROUND!11111 OMG WTF
LET DOWN AND HANGNG AROUND11!11! WTF LOL

 

[BlackMage]

YO VIP LATS KIK IT
IEC11!111! WTF IEC BABY IEC IEC BABY
AL RIGHT S2P COLABORAET AND LISTEN
IEC IS BAK WIT MAH BRAND NU INV3NTION
SOMETHNG GRABS A HOLD OF M3 TIGHTLY
THEN I FLOW LIEK A HARPON DALEY AND NIGHTLY
WIL IT EV3R S2P??!?? YO - I DONT KNOW
TURN OF DA LIGHTS AND IL GLOW
2 DA AXTR3ME I ROK A MIC LIEK A VANDAL
LIGHT UP A STAEG AND WAX A CHUMP LIEK A CANDL3
DANCE!!!1 LOL BUM RUSH TEH SP3AEKR TAHT BOMS
IMM KILNG UR BRANE LIEK A POISONOUS MUSHROM
D3ADLY WH3N I PLAY A DOPA MELODY
ANYTHNG L3S THAN DA BST IS A FELONY
LOVE IT OR LEAEV IT U BTER GANE U BTER HIT BULS 3Y3 TEH KID DONT PLAY
IF THEIR WAS A PROBL3M YO IL SOLVE IT
CHEK OUT DA HOK WHIEL MAH DJ REVOLVES IT
IEC IEC BABY VANILA IEC IEC BABY VANILA
IEC IEC BABY VANILA IEC IEC BABY VANILA
NOW TAHT TEH PARTY IS WIT DA BAS KIKED IN TEH VEGAS R PUMPIN
QUIK 2 DA POINT 2 DA POINT NO FAKNG
IMM COKNG MCS LIEK A POUND OF BACON
BURNNG TH3M IF THEIR NOT QUIK AND NIMBL3
I GO CRAZY WHAN I HAAR A CYMBAL
AND A HI HAT WIT A SOUPED UP TAMPO
IMM ON A ROL AND ITS TIEM 2 GO SOLO
ROLIN IN MAH WIT!1!!1!11 LOL MAH RAG2P DOWN SO MAH HARE CAN TEH GIRLEIS ON STANDBY WAVNG JUST 2 SAY HI
DID U S2P?!!!!! OMG NO - I JUST DROV3 BY
KEPT ON PURSUNG 2 TEH NEXT S2P
I BUSTED A LEFT AND IMM HAADNG 2 TEH N3XT BLOK
TAHT BLOK WAS D3AD
YO - SO I CONTINUAD 2 A1A BACHFRONT AEV
GIRLS!1!11!!1 W3RE HOT WAARNG LES THAN BIKINIS
ROKMAN LOV3RS DRIVNG LMBORGHINIS
J3ALOUS CAUSE IMM OUT G3TNG MIEN
SHAY WIT A GAUG3 AND VANILA WIT A NIEN
RAADNG FOR DA CHUMPS ON DA TEH CHUMPS ACTNG IL B/C THEIR SO FUL OF EIGHT BAL
GUNSHOTS RANGED OUT LIEK A BL
I GRABED MAH NIEN - AL I H3ARD W3RE SHALS
FALNG ON DA CONCRET3 REAL FAST
JUMPAD IN MAH CAR SLMMED ON TEH GAS
BUMPER 2 BUMPER TEH AEVNU3S PAKED
IMM TRYNG 2 GET AWAY BFORA DA JAKERS JAK
POLIEC ON TEH SCAN3 U KNOW WUT I M3AN
THAY PASAD MA UP CONFRONTAD AL TEH DOPE FEINDS
IF THEIR WAS A PROBLEM U IL SOLVA IT
CH3K OUT TEH HOK WHIEL MAH DJ R3VOLV3S IT
IEC IEC BABY VANILA IEC IEC BABY VANILA
IEC IEC BABY VANILA IEC IEC BABY VANILA
TAEK HED CAUSA IMM A LYRICAL POET
MIMIS ON TEH SC3N3 JUST IN CAES U DIDNT KNOW MAH 2WN TAHT CR3AETD AL TEH BAS SOUND
3NOUGH 2 SHAEK AND KIK HOLAS IN DA GROUND
CAUSE MAH STYLAS LIEK A CHEMICAL SPIL
FEASIBLA RHYMAS TAHT U CAN VISION AND FEL
CONDUCTAD AND FORM3D THIS IS A H3L OF A CONCAPT
W3 MAEK IT HYPE AND U WANT 2 STEP WIT THIS
SHAY PLAYS ON TEH FAED SLIEC LIEK A NINJA
CUT LIEK A RAZOR BLAED SO FAST OTHAR DJS SAY DMN
IF MAH RHYM3 WAS A DRUG ID SEL IT BY TEH GRM
KEP MAH COMPOSUR3 WH3N ITS TIEM 2 G3T LOSE
MAGNATIEZD BY DA MIC WHIEL I KIK MAH JUIEC
IF THEYRE WAS A PROBL3M YO - IL SOLV3 IT
CHEK1!!!11! OMG WTF OUT DA HOK WHIEL DASHAY REVOLVAS IT
IEC1!1!!!! WTF LOL IEC BABY VANILA IEC IEC BABY VANILA
IEC IEC BABY VANILA IEC IEC BABY VANILA
YO MAN - LATS G3T OUT OF HERE!1!1111 OMG WTF WORD 2 UR MOTHAR
IEC!11!11 OMG LOL IEC BABY 2 COLD IEC IEC BABY 2 COLD 2 COLD
IEC IEC BABY 2 COLD 2 COLD IEC IEC BABY 2 COLD 2 COLD

 

[Desperado]

IS THIS DA R3AL LIEF
IS?!!?!?!! OMG WTF THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT?!???!!! OMG WTF IN A LANDSLIED
NO 3SCAEP FROM REALITY
OPAN UR EYES
LOK UP 2 DA SKEIS AND SE
IMM JUST A POR BOY I NED NO B/C IMM 3ASY COMA 3ASY GO
A LITLE HIGH LITL3 LOW
ANYWAY DA WIND BLOWS DOESNT RILLY MATAR 2 ME 2 MA
MMA JUST KILED A MAN
PUT A GUN AGANEST HIS H3AD
PULAD MAH TRIGER NOW HES DEAD
MMA LIEF HAD JUST BGUN
BUT NOW IVE GONE AND THROWN IT AL AWAY
MMA OO
DIDNT MEAN 2 MAEK U CRY
IF IMM NOT BAK AGANE THIS TIEM 2MOROW
CARY ON CARY ON AS IF NOTHNG RILLY MAT3RS
2 LAET MAH TIEM HAS COMA
S3NDS SHIEVRS DOWN MAH SPIEN
BODYS ACHNG AL DA TIEM
GODBYE 3VARYBODY - IV3 GOT 2 GO
GOTA LEAEV U AL BHIND AND FAEC TEH TRUTH
MMA OO - (ANYWAY TEH WIND BLOWS)
I DONT WANT 2 DEI
I SOM3TIEMS WISH ID NEV3R BEN BORN AT AL
I SE A LITL3 SILHOUETO OF A MAN
SCARMOUCH SCARMOUCH WIL U DO TEH FANDANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNNG - VARY V3RY FRIGHTANNG ME
GALIELO GALIELO
GALIELO GALIELO
GALIELO FIGARO - MAGNIFICO
BUT IMM JUST A POR BOY AND NOBODY LOVAS M3
H3S JUST A POR BOY FROM A POR R HIM HIS LIEF FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
3ASY COME EASY GO - WIL U LAT ME GO
BISMILAH111!1! LOL NO - WA WIL NOT LET U GO - LET HIM GO
BISMILAH1!11! WTF WE WIL NOT L3T U GO - L3T HIM GO
BISMILAH11!!11!1 WE WIL NOT LAT U GO - L3T ME GO
WIL NOT LET U GO - L3T M3 GO (NAVAR)
NAVAR LET U GO - LET ME GO
N3V3R L3T M3 GO - OO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO O MMA MIA MMA MIA MMA MIA LAT MA GO
B3LZABUB HAS A D3VIL PUT ASIED FOR ME
FOR ME
FOR MA
SO U THINK U CAN S2N3 MA AND SPIT IN MAH 3Y3
SO U THINK U CAN LOVE M3 AND L3AEV ME 2 O BABY - CANT DO THIS 2 ME BABY
JUST GOTA GET OUT - JUST GOTA GET RIGHT OUTA O Y3AH O YEAH
NOTHNG RILLY MAT3RS
ANYONE CAN SE
NOTHNG RILLY MATERS - NOTHNG RILLY MATERS 2 ME
ANYWAY DA WIND BLOWS.111111!!!1!111!!11! OMG

 

[Guzim]

FUK HER UP TEH AS

 

[Fifty]

I BLEIVE THIS N3WS

 

[Grizzlyjin]

SHOW ME DA M3ANNG OF SHME

 

[The Faceless Master]

wow, someone converted the .. what is it .. 10 year old? aolman irc script to a web form?

 

[Ecrofirt]

THIS TRANSLA2R SEMS PRETY COL1!11! OMG WTF I HAET BURI2S1!!1! OMG

 

[Ryo]

G3T IT 2GETH3R

1-2 1-2 KEP IT ON

LIST3N 2 TEH SHIT B/C W3 KIK IT UNTIL DAWN

LIST3N 2 TEH ABSTRACT GOT IT GONG ON

LIST3N 2 TEH LADEIS COM3 ON AND LET M3 SPAWN

AL UR AGS THEN U U GO UP TEH RIEVR

LISTEN 2 TEH ABSTRACT TAHT FREAKY NIGAR

IMM AD ROK AND I SHOK AND I TIK AND I 2K

AND I CANT S2P WIT TEH BODY ROK

SE IV3 GOT H3ART LIEK O STARKS

HITNG MAD SPARKS

PAS M3 TEH MIC

AND IL B ROKNG DA WHOL3 PARK

IMM DA M 2 TEH C 2 TEH A AND ITS A TEH RHYM3S TAHT WE BUST ON DA 2PIC ON LUST

AND MAH MOMS IS NOT BUT BUT FUK IT

LET M3 GET DOWN 2 TEH RHYTHM

Y3S IMM G3TNG FUNKY AND IMM SHOTNG AL MAH JISM

LIEK O HOLM3S TEH X-RAETD NIG3R

LISTEN 2 DA SHIT CAUSA IMM DA IL FIGURA

NOBODYS GETNG ANY BIG3R THAN THIS





AD ROK DOWN WIT DA IONE

LIST3N 2 TEH SHIT B/C BOTH OF THAM IS BONAY

GOT 2 DO IT LIEK THIS LIEK CHACHI AND B/C SHAS DA CHESE AND IMM DA MACARONI

SO Y AL TEH FIGHT AND Y AL DA FUS

BCASUE I ANET GOT NO DUST

YEA U KNOW IMM GETNG SILY

IV3 GOT A GRANDMA HAEZL AND A GRANDMA TILY

GRAND ROYALPRAZ AND IMM ALSO A MEMBR

BORN ON TEH CUSP IN TEH MONTH OF NOV3MBR

I DO TEH PATY DUKA IN CAES U DONT R3MEMBR

WEL I FREAK A FUNKY BAT LIEK DA SHIT WAS IN A BL3NDER

W3L IMM LONG GONE WORD IS BORN

DONT NED A MOTHER FUKNG FOL T3LNG M3 RIGHT FROM WRONG

I DONT THINK IMM SLIK NOR DO I PLAY LIEK IMM HARD

BUT I SHAL DRIEV DA LAEN LIEK I WAS EVAN BRNHARD

AND IVE WORKNG ON MAH GM3 B/C LIEF IS TAXNG

GOT 2 GET IT 2G3THER AND SE WUT HAPANNG





I GO ONA TWO LIEK MAH NME WAS BIZ MARK

BUT I HAD 2 DO TEH SHIT JUST LAT ME AMBARK

ON DA LYRIC AND DA NOUN AND TEH VARB

LETS KIK TEH SHIT OF CAUS3 YO IMM NOT TEH HERB

W3L ITS NOT TEH HERB BUT TEH SPIEC WIT DA FLAVOR 2 SPAER

THO MOG WIT DA FUNK FOR UR DEREIRE

WHIEL W3RE ON TAHT 2PIC Y3S I LIEK 2 M3NTION

WHEN IT COM3S 2 BONNG IMM REPRAS3NTNG

SPACNG ZONNG TOKIN ON TEH PHONA MAH BRANE IS ROMNG AND I DONT KNOW WHER3 ITS GONG

TOKNG LOTS OF SHIT A LITLA TW3AKNG ON DA WEK3ND

IVE GOT 2 G3T HIM BY TEH RAIGNS B/C I KNOW TAHT IMM FREAKNG

W3L IMM A FUNKY SKUL AND IMM A SCORPIO

AND WHEN I GAT MAH FLOW IMM DR ON DA GO

SO Q-TIP WUT U ON DA MIC B/C I HAD 2 TOK ABOUT TEH TIEMS TAHT I RHYME

AND WHEN MCS!!1!11!1 OMG WTF COME IN MAH FAEC IMM LIEK B/C I BAK THEM OF WIT TEH QUILS

NIGER CAUS3 I TEL U NIGER CAUSA IL KEP U UNDAR PRILS

R3STNG ON NIEN ONA ONE SIXTENTH AEV OF TEH FARMES BUEVARD

IMM FROM MANHATAN MCAS!!11!! OMG WTF FROM BROKLYN

YEA MCA!1111! WTF UR SHIT B COKNG

PRAYNG MANTIS ON TEH COURT AND I CANT B BAT

SO YO TIP WUT UP WIT DA BOT ON UR FET

IVA GOT DA TIMBOS ON TEH 23S AND THIS IS HOW IT O ON3 TWO OMG TWO OMG IVA GOT SOM3 SHIT

IV3 GOT DA KUNG FU GRIP BHIND MAH GREN TRAP KIT

NEVER AV3R AVAR SMOKNG CRAK

N3V3R EV3R AV3R FUKNG WAK

I AAT TEH FUKIN PIENAPLA NOW & L8RS

LISTEN 2 MA NOW DONT LISTAN 2 ME L8R

FUK IT CAUSE I KNOW I DIDNT MAEK IT FUKIN RHYM3 FOR REAL

BUT YO TECHNICALY IMM AS HARD AS STEL

GONA GET IT 2GETH3R WATCH IT GONA GET IT 2G3TH3R MA BL

IMM LIEK MA BL IVE GOT DA IL COMUNICATIONS