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[Miguel]

Juvie's a one minute man.

Hah, but remember, he got "dat fiyah"

 

[pollo]

[Chorus 2X: Petey Pablo]
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

[Petey Pablo]
Who am I? Petey Pab' motherfucker!
First to put it down for North Carolina
But guess what (what?), it's been worth it
I'ma superstar, bought me a big ol' car
Four point six (see the car!)
Black wit the bars from the front to back
and got a button in the middle, make the trunk go "eh-eh"
But it ain't 'bout that
It's about gettin whatchu gettin and drivin all back here
Big fellas (six fellas)
Half of me and Carolina niggaz done time together
Polk, Bladen, Marshall, Hoke, Greene County, Tillery, damn
Transfer, Sandy Ridge, Browns over here (greens over here)
Pasqoutank, down on the, Odom East (lemme think)
Johnson County, Franklin, Burgaw, Newport, Warren, Shelby, Kenansville
(Man Currituck) Tarboro, Triangle, Goldsboro, Halifax, Statesville
And all my niggaz doin life behind the wall
This right here, right here, right here's for

[Chorus 2X: Petey Pablo]
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

[Petey Pablo]
Uhh, uh-huh, uh-huh, beat it, beat it
You remember them days y'all, we used to play y'all
The radio and put our own lil' part in the song y'all
We used to (Rep our city, rep our city!)
Runnin through the school halls
just before our basketball pep-rally jumped off
(hah!) My house, my home, my hood (hah!)
My brother, my sister, my cous' (hah!)
My niggaz that was there from the beginin
been wit me even 'fore they knew what bein with me was
Y'all niggaz just glanced at it, now I gotcha starin at it
but it's been the same ol' North Carolina it's been bein
Y'all niggaz just gettin it, oh it's a shame isn't it?
Oh you thought we said we were comin wit a whole lotta somethin
we were bullshhh! (ahh!)

[Chorus 2X: Petey Pablo]
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

[Petey Pablo]
Man I had to do it
just incase you were one of the ones who wanted to come and ask somethin stupid
(What you think you doin?) What it look like?
Puttin it down for my niggaz in the south side
North Carolina, South Carolina
And all my little bity overlooked hick towns
We gonna hit y'all asses, ain't nothin but a T.T. blast
that we got comin atcha, (beat) slammin, (first) classic
(Gold for this) What's after platinum?
(Baby you don't want the bomb) And I don't meant to scare ya
but I'm about to bring it home
Blow these valleys, these hills, these streams and N.C. outta the water
How's it feel to look a motherfucker dead in the grill
and tell 'em - "I told ya!"

[Chorus 2X: Petey Pablo]
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' hand
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

[David Nevermind]
Uhh, af-after seeing this
I-I have no other questions, I, I mean I
Hey look, this is David Nevermind
I'm signing off, but before I'm outta here, remember
If I'm ever caught with anything I'm not supposed to have it's Nevermind
North Carolina and V.A. are definitely at the front of the line
You have my vote of support, over and out

 

[human5892]

Pick ANY Good Charlotte song and you're good to go:

Emotionless Lyrics


Hey dad
I'm writing to you
not to tell you, that I still hate you
just to ask you
how you feel
and how we fell apart
how this fell apart


are you happy out there in this great wide world?
do you think about your sons?
do you miss your little girl?
when you lay your head down
how do you sleep at night?
do you even wonder if we're all right?


but we're all right
we're all right


[Chorus:]
it's been a long hard road without you by my side
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not ok,
but we're all right
I remember the days, you were a hero in my eyes
but those were just a long lost memory of mine
I spent so many years learning how to survive
Now, I'm writing just to let you know that I'm still alive


the days I spent so cold, so hungry
were full of hate
I was so angry
those scars run deep inside this tattooed body
there's things I'll take, to my grave
but I'm okay
I'm okay


[Chorus:]
it's been a long hard road without you by my side
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not ok,
but we're all right
I remember the days, you were a hero in my eyes
but those were just a long lost memory of mine
Now, I'm writing just to let you know that I'm still alive
yeah, I'm still alive


sometimes
I forgive
yeah and this time
I'll admit
that I miss you, said I miss you


[Chorus:]
it's been a long hard road without you by my side
why weren't you there all the nights that we cried
you broke my mother's heart
you broke your children for life
it's not ok,
but we're all right
I remember the days, you were a hero in my eyes
but those were just a long lost memory of mine
Now, I'm writing just to let you know that I'm still alive


and sometimes
I forgive
and this time
I'll admit, that I miss you, miss you
hey dad


The Anthem Lyrics


It's a new day
But it all feels old,
It's a good life,
That's what I'm told,
But everything, it all just feels the same...

And my high school
It felt more to me
Like a jail cell,
A penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see

That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
And I don't ever wanna,
I don't ever wanna be

You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You..
Don't wanna be you

"Go to college,
A university
Get a real job"
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by
And just do my time
Out of step while
They all get in line
I'm just a Minor Threat so pay no mind

Do you really wanna be like them?
Do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of that crowd?
Cause I don't ever wanna
I don't ever wanna be

You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You
Don't wanna be you

Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again

You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me
You
Don't wanna be just like you (just like you)
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
Y'all got to feel me, sing if you're with me
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another loser anthem...!

Riot Girl Lyrics


She's got
Tattoos
And piercings
She likes Minor Threat, she likes Social Distortion
My girl's
A hot girl
A hoodrider who needs an attitude adjustment

Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her
She hates you Britney, so you better run for cover
My girl's
A hot girl
A riot girl and she's angry at the world

Emergency, call 911
She's pissed off at everyone
Police, rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

And everywhere we go she gets us thrown out constantly
But that's okay
Cause I know, I know, I know my baby would do anything for me
Yeah!

Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her
She hates you Britney, so you better run for cover
My girl's
A hot girl
A riot girl and she's takin' on the world, I said...

Emergency, call 911
She's pissed off at everyone
Police, rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

Don't you know that all I really want is you?
Gotta know that all I really want is you.

Emergency, call 911
She's pissed off at everyone
Police, rescue, FBI
She wants riot, she wants a riot

Emergency, call 911
She wants a riot, she wants a riot
Police, rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot


Also, to the person who said Smells Like Teen Spirit makes no sense: it makes plenty of sense. I just don't think you get it.

 

[Lambtron]

Pollo: The Flag Remix (I can't make that shit up!) of "Raise Up" is WAY better. I had tears streaming down my face the first time I heard it. "USA! C'mon and raise up. Take the FLAG. Put it in the air, spin it like a helicopter!"

So yesterday, my friend and I were discussing Korn at work, and he was telling me about a "battle" song between Fred Durst and Jonathan Davis. He said the lyrics were something like "Korn on the cob, slob on my knob," and I didn't believe him-- they couldn't really put out something that cheesy? Thank god. I was wrong. I give you, "All in the Family:"

Fred: Say what, say what? (x4)

Jon: My dick is bigger than yours...

Fred: Say what, say what? (x3)

Jon: My band is bigger than yours...

Fred: Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka', Korny motherfucka'.
Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp, need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon
Davis. I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a
kill, I'm 'a kill. So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man? Doin' all you can to
look like Raggedy Ann.

Jon: I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it. You look like one of
those dancers from the Hanson video, you little faggot ho. Please give me some
shit to work with, 'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your
daddy did.

Fred: Who the fuck you think you're talking to??

Jon: Me.

Fred: I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.

Jon: Whatever.

Fred: All up in my face with that...

Jon: Are you ready?!?

Fred: But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, smelling
all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!

Jon: Yeah, baby!

Fred: I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes clod, but you said it best, there's
No Place To Hide.

Jon: What the fuck ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst
needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk doobiest is
what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm
paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon.

Fred: Say what, say what? You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon.

CHORUS:
Jon: So you hate me?
Fred: and I hate you!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's all in the family.

Jon: I hate you!
Fred: and you hate me!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Both: It's all in the family.

Jon: Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice, throwin' rhymes at me like,
oh shit allright, Vanilla Ice. Ya better run, run while ya can, you'll never
fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit. At least I got a phat, original band.

Fred: Who's hot, who's not?

Jon: You.

Fred: You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job. Time to take
them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill.

Jon: Fuck you.

Fred: You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye. Climbing shoots and ladders,
while your ego shatters. But you just can't get away.

Jon: Get a gay?

Fred: Because it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

CHORUS

Fred: You call yourself a singer?

Jon: Yep.

Fred: You're more like Jerry Springer.

Jon: Oh cool!

Fred: Your favorite band is winger,

Jon: Winger?

Fred: and all you eat is Zingers. You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite
flag is rebel.

Jon: Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!!

Fred: It's just too bad that you're a fag, and on a lower level.

Jon: So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill. Gettin'
butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck, while your sister's on her knees waitin' for
your little peanut.

Fred: Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?

Jon: Over here.

Fred: Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako where your father had
your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your father's mad,
your mother's now your lover.

Jon: Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie? You love it down
south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

CHORUS

Jon: and I love you!

Fred: and I want you!

Jon: and I'll suck you!

Fred: and I'll fuck you!

Jon: and I'll butt-fuck you!

Fred: and I'll eat you!

Jon: and I'll lick your little dick, motherfucka'.

Fred: Say what? Say... what?

Oh, Mr. Durst, you may have outdone yourself. "You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye." Fucking gold. My brother has this album, I've gotta hear this...

 

[human5892]

^^^^

Oh. My. God.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

that Paul McCartney "freedom" song that was getting a ton of lay after 9/11 is fucking horrible (even moreso when you consider McCartney's past work). The lyrics sound like they were written by 3rd graders.

This is my right
A right given by God
To live a free life
To live in freedom

Talkin' about freedom
I'm talkin' 'bout freedom
I will fight
For the right
To live in freedom

Anyone tries to take it away
They'll have to answer
'Cause this is my right

I'm talkin' about freedom
Talkin' 'bout freedom
I will fight
For the right
To live in freedom

I'm talkin' 'bout freedom
I'm talkin' 'bout freedom
I will fight
For the right
To live in freedom

Everybody talkin' 'bout freedom
We're talkin' 'bout freedom
We will fight
For the right
To live in freedom

I'm talkin' 'bout freedom
Talkin' 'bout freedom
I will fight
For the right
To live in freedom

I'm talkin' 'bout freedom
I'm talkin' 'bout freedom
We will fight
For the right
To live in freedom

 

[DonasaurusRex]

"FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP"

rinse and repeat

 

[Desperado]

CIRCLNG UR CIRCLNG UR CIRCLIN UR H3AD
COMTAMPLATNG 3VARYTHNG U EV3R SADE NOW I SE TEH TRUTH I GOT A DOUBT
A DIFERANT MOTIEV IN UR EYES AND NOW IMM OUT SE U L8R
I SE UR FANTASY U WANA MAEK IT A RAALITY PAEVD IN GOLD
SE INSIED INSIED OF OUR H3ADS Y3A W3L NOW TAHTS OVER
I SE UR MOTIEVS INSIED DECISIONS 2 HIED
(CHORUS)
AWWWWWWW!!!!!
BAK111!1111!!11!!11!!111!111!111!1!!1!!1!1!!!11!1!!11!!!1111! WTF LOL OF IL TAEK U ON
HAADSTRONG 2 TAEK ON ANYON3
I KNOW TAHT U R WRONG HAADSTRONG WERE H3ADSTRONG
BAK OF IL TAEK U ON
HEADSTRONG 2 TAEK ON ANYONA
I KNOW TAHT U R WRONG AND THIS IS NOT WH3RA U BLONG
I CANT GIEV EVERYTHNG AWAY
I WONT GIEV 3V3RYTHNG AWAY
CONCLUSIONS UR FIRST IMPRASIONS GOT 2 B UR V3RY BST
I SE UR FUL OF SHIT AND TAHTS ALRIGHT
TAHTS HOW U PLAY I GUES U G3T THROUGH AVERY NIGHT
WAL NOW TAHTS OV3R
I SE UR FANTASY U WANA MAEK IT A R3ALITY PAEVD IN GOLD
SE INSIED INSIED OF OUR H3ADS Y3A WAL NOW TAHTS OVER
I SE UR MOTIEVS INSIED D3CISIONS 2 HIED
(CHORUS)
AWWWWWWWW!!!!
BAK!!!11!11111111!!1!1!1!11!!!1!111!11!1!!11!!!!!11!!!!1! WTF LOL OF IL TAEK U ON
H3ADSTRONG 2 TAEK ON ANYON3
I KNOW TAHT U R WRONG
HEADSTRONG W3RA HAADSTRONG
BAK OF IL TAEK U ON
HAADSTRONG 2 TAEK ON ANYONE
I KNOW TAHT U R WRONG
AND THIS IS NOT WHER3 U BLONG (WH3R3 U BLONG)
I CANT GIEV 3VERYTHNG AWAY
I WONT GIEV 3V3RYTHNG AWAY

I KNOW
I KNOW AL ABOUT
I KNOW
I KNOW AL ABOUT
I KNOW AL ABOUT UR MOTIEVS INSIED
AND UR DECISION 2 HIED
(CHORUS)
AWWWWWWW!!!!!
BAK!1!!1!11!11!1!1111!!11!!!1!!1!!!!1!!1111!!!1!111!!1!!11!11!!1!1111 OMG OF IL TAEK U ON
H3ADSTRONG 2 TAEK ON ANYON3
I KNOW TAHT U R WRONG H3ADSTRONG WERA HEADSTRONG
BAK OF IL TAEK U ON
HEADSTRONG 2 TAEK ON ANYONE
I KNOW TAHT U R WRONG AND THIS IS NOT WHERA U BLONG WH3R3 U BLONG
(THIS IS NOT WHER3 U BLONG)
I CANT GIEV 3VARYTHNG AWAY (THIS IS NOT WHERA U BLONG)
I WONT GIEV 3VARYTHNG AWAY (THIS IS NOT WH3RE U BLONG)
THIS IS NOT WH3R3 U BLONG

 

[Dreamfixx]

LFO - Summer Girls...don't ask why I know that...

I Like it when the girls stop by.................In the summer

CHORUS 1:
New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ... since that Summer

Hip Hop Momma Layed Spic & Span
Met you one summer & it all began
You're the best girl did i ever did see
The Great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you Buzz like a Hornet
Billy Shakespeare Wrote a bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle Coz i cant speak baby
Somethin' in your eyes really drove me crazy
Now i cant forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and Never Came Back
Stayed all Summer then went back Home
McCullay Culkin was in Home-Alone
Fell Deep In Love, but now we Aint Speakin
Micheal J Fox Was Alex P. Keaton
When i met you i said my name Was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Chorus 2
New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ... since that summer

Cherry Pez Coke Crush Rock Stud Boogie
Used to hate school, so i had to play hookie
Always been hip to the B Boy Style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love new edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
Come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink Lemonade and speak real slow
You love Hip Hop and Rock & Roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years Old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I Feel much better baby when youre near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when i tell a joke
When i met you i said my name was Rich
You looked like a girl from Abercrobie and Fitch

Chorus 3
New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ... since that summer

In The summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop Song
Summer time girls are the kind i like
I Steal your hunny like i stole your Bike
Boogaloo Shrimp and Pogo Sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr Limpit
Think about that summer and i bug coz i miss it
I like the Color Purple, Macaroni and Cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of Trees
I call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but i hate Foot Loose
I Came in the Door I Said It Before
I Think Im Over you But im really not sure
When i met you i said my name was Rich
You looked like a girl From Abercrombie and Fitch

Chorus 4
New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ... since that summer

Summer girls come and Summer girls go
Some are worth While, and some are so so
Summer girls come and Summer girls go
Some are worth While, and some are so so
Summertime girls got it goin' on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind i like
Steal your honey like I stole your bike

Chorus 5:
New Kids on the Block had a Bunch of Hits
Chinese Food Makes Me Sick
And i think its fly when girls stop by for the summer
I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if i had one wish
But she's been gone since that Summer ...

That shit was horrible!

 

[Dreamfixx]

Another LFO masterpiece:

LFO- Girl on TV

I'm wishing on a falling star...
Wondering where you are...

Chorus:
I wished for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
Do I ever cross your mind
In the warm sunshine
She's from the city of angels
Like Bette Davis, James Dean and Gable
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl that's on tv

Met her at a gala affair
She wore a green dress and everybody was there
Felt outta place as she looked into my eyes
Shook her hand around 9pm and now
I'm never gonna be the same again
Never have to be on a movie screen
To be the leading lady in all my dreams
Shoobie-do-wop and scooby snacks
Met a fly girl and I can't relax
The only problem is she's a movie star, oh
My friends, they won't believe me
If they could only see me
At the risk of sounding cheesy
I think I fell for the girl on tv

Chorus

Everybody knows her name
Wanna take her picture and they're glad she came
But I just wanna be there when she's down, down

(Be there when she's down)
I don't want her autograph
I just wanna call her up and make her laugh
Never had to be on the movie screen
To be the leading lady in all my dreams
Shoobie-do-wop and scooby snacks
I met a fly girl and I can't relax
Only problem is she's a movie star
My friends, they won't believe me
If they could only see me
At the risk of sounding cheesy
I think I fell for the girl on tv

Chorus

I wished for you on a falling star
I'm wishing on a star and I'm wondering where you are
Wondering where you are
Do I cross your mind in the warm sunshine

Rap:
Yeah, so I wished for you on a bright, shining star
Everywhere I look, there you are
It's the girl in the green dress
She took my breath away
And now I look to the sky for the better day
To the beat y'all and scooby snacks
I met a fly girl and I can't relax
Never had to be on the movie screen
Cause she's the leading lady in all my dreams

Chorus

 

[Greekboy]

That shit was horrible!

Easily one of the worst tunes ever.

 

[human5892]

:lol, I loved the Headstrong lyrics in l33t speak. Good stuff.

Of course, you could argue that they were plenty stupid on their own...