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Balatro coming to iOS & Android Sept 26 - Included in Apple Arcade

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.

Coming September 26th to iOS and Android app stores. It’ll also be included free for anyone with an Apple Arcade subscription. No word on the standard cost of the app, but I’d guess it’ll be the same $15 it is everywhere else.

And just like that, my productivity has gone down the toilet.
 

StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Great game. I didn't play it after the big patch as I got burnt out playing it for weeks straight. One of my best Steam buys even at regular price!

Game has sold more than 2M units. Has a 90 metacritic score too. Well deserved. A game that looks like could be made on Windows 3.1 with VGA graphics (borderline EGA) put to shame 95% of games out there.
 
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Hookshot

Member
I made it to Gold stake on of the decks but fell off. It’s fun for sure but only certain jokers let you get to the high scores and when you don’t get them you realise it’s just wasting your time that run.
 

noobdoomguy8658

Neo Member
I made it to Gold stake on of the decks but fell off. It’s fun for sure but only certain jokers let you get to the high scores and when you don’t get them you realise it’s just wasting your time that run.
Very true.

Still very fun and inventive in my opinion, although not exempt from the widespread roguelite mistakes.
 

Hookshot

Member
Very true.

Still very fun and inventive in my opinion, although not exempt from the widespread roguelite mistakes.
It's a great game for what it is. It takes a long time to get up to gold stake and unlock the good jokers.

I'm currently playing "Peglin" a Peggle RPG roguelite and some of the combinations of relics you get can allow you to murder a boss in 1 turn or some of them can make it so it's impossible for you to do any damage a turn, literally 0 each ball. I get that balance is difficult but Balatro is all about the X multipliers.
 

ThesaurusRex

Neo Member
Such a good game. I do wonder how fiddly the touch controls will be since you're often selecting individual cards from a pool of options. It's a no brainer to install if you've got Apple Arcade though.
 

calistan

Member
I thought this would be perfect for Steam Deck but I managed about 30 minutes before hitting the refund button. Can't understand what anyone sees in it, it's stunningly dull.
 

finalflame

Banned
Such a good game. I do wonder how fiddly the touch controls will be since you're often selecting individual cards from a pool of options. It's a no brainer to install if you've got Apple Arcade though.
I thought this would be perfect for Steam Deck but I managed about 30 minutes before hitting the refund button. Can't understand what anyone sees in it, it's stunningly dull.
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GymWolf

Member
Such a good game. I do wonder how fiddly the touch controls will be since you're often selecting individual cards from a pool of options. It's a no brainer to install if you've got Apple Arcade though.
They just have to make it like heartstone where you needed a second tap confirmation to chose a card.
 
Converted my steam version to an android apk awhile back. Works fine on phone, touch screen and all.

I'm surprised it took so long to come to mobile officially.
 

Banjo64

cumsessed

Coming September 26th to iOS and Android app stores. It’ll also be included free for anyone with an Apple Arcade subscription. No word on the standard cost of the app, but I’d guess it’ll be the same $15 it is everywhere else.

And just like that, my productivity has gone down the toilet.
£9.99 on the IOS store in the UK. I’ve watched a video and it looks interesting, I will pick it up when it eventually discounts.
 

bender

What time is it?
I made it to Gold stake on of the decks but fell off. It’s fun for sure but only certain jokers let you get to the high scores and when you don’t get them you realise it’s just wasting your time that run.

This isn't true at all. You don't even need Jokers to get high scores.
 

jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
It's out now!


 

thatJohann

Member
I’ve tried to play this game twice and just don’t understand it. Is it because I don’t know how to play poker?
 

april6e

Member
I’ve tried to play this game twice and just don’t understand it. Is it because I don’t know how to play poker?

Turn on contrast mode in the options
use your discards until you get a playable hand
aim to have at least one chip joker, one + mult joker and one xmult joker. You buy these in the store after beating a round
Make sure your jokers are in the correct order as they score left to right (chips first, + mult second, x mult third)
after buying a couple of jokers, try to save to $25 as you get interest the more money you have banked. Only spend extra money and don't go below $25 unless you think you will lose
profit

You should be able to get past the first boss easily even if you are ignorant of poker rules by forcing flush using discards (5 cards of the same color [suit])
 
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Majukun

Member
hmm, i was hoping for a freebie if you already have it on pc...I loved the game on PC, but would i play it on the go?
 

thatJohann

Member
Turn on contrast mode in the options
use your discards until you get a playable hand
aim to have at least one chip joker, one + mult joker and one xmult joker. You buy these in the store after beating a round
Make sure your jokers are in the correct order as they score left to right (chips first, + mult second, x mult third)
after buying a couple of jokers, try to save to $25 as you get interest the more money you have banked. Only spend extra money and don't go below $25 unless you think you will lose
profit

You should be able to get past the first boss easily even if you are ignorant of poker rules by forcing flush using discards (5 cards of the same color [suit])
Omg I can’t even finish reading your post. Too complicated. But thx.
 

Bboy AJ

My dog was murdered by a 3.5mm audio port and I will not rest until the standard is dead
This is an awesome drop on Apple Arcade. I'm able to play it on mobile and on my desktop. Sick!

I'm having a great time playing. This is a terrible turn of fate for my productivity. rip me
 

Bboy AJ

My dog was murdered by a 3.5mm audio port and I will not rest until the standard is dead
Glad you are enjoying the Game of the Year.
Is it a success? I hope so and suspect so. I haven't heard of it until now. To be fair, I am not as up to date on gaming as I used to be.

I just read about it being taken off of stores in March. That was some crap -- glad it was resolved. This game is awesome because it has that loot box satisfaction mechanic without you spending any IRL money. It's genius design. Meanwhile actual gambling games that create degenerate gambling addict 8 year olds get ignored.
 

bender

What time is it?
Is it a success? I hope so and suspect so. I haven't heard of it until now. To be fair, I am not as up to date on gaming as I used to be.

I just read about it being taken off of stores in March. That was some crap -- glad it was resolved. This game is awesome because it has that loot box satisfaction mechanic without you spending any IRL money. It's genius design. Meanwhile actual gambling games that create degenerate gambling addict 8 year olds get ignored.

No idea on sales but it generate a ton of buzz when it released earlier this year. That aside, it's probably my favorite game released this year. The Jokerless challenge did sap my will to live though.
 

Sgt.Asher

Member
Got this recently on whim, perfect game for the phone.
Yea it does run into some rouge like issues of some jokers being useless, like a rare that resets after a boss whilst an uncommon doesn't(and is easier to activate).
Using the skips to pick up negatives and polychrome is necessary to get anywhere.
 
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