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[SirClinksAlot]

Why is their ice cream so expensive? Shouldn't it belong to the people?

I just want free Phish Food. Horrible band. Great flavor.

 

[Live Free or Die]

I bet they will have schweddy balls now.

 

[Dany]

Ibetcha they were at half baked for this.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

Since Ben and Jerry are Bernie Bros., maybe a flavor called Bernie Sandies. A rich and creamy vanilla with pecan's, caramel swirl, and pieces of pecan sandies cookies.

But sandies are garbage...

 

[kruis]

and here's where 20 people are looking at Ben & Jerry's flavors pages, looking for ideas.

Ice cold.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Ironic?

satirical?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Now that's what I call a cream pie

 

[zeemumu]

Who ratted them out? It was Baskin Robbins, wasn't it? Baskin Robbins always finds out.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Sounds like they have a rocky road ahead of them.

Son of a bitch.

Now that's what I call a cream pie

now thats just gross.

 

[daveo42]

Red Velvet Cake?

Who ratted them out? It was Baskin Robbins, wasn't it? Baskin Robbins always finds out.

They wanted to give Ben & Jerry a taste of all 31 prison flavors.

 

[loudbill]

They are gonna need therapy after this. Chocolate therapy that is

 

[Toa TAK]

STOP THESE PUNS

 

[Cymbal Head]

This thread is Jamaican me crazy

 

[zethren]

STOP THESE PUNS

Don't be so cold.

 

[Aaronrules380]

Don't be so cold.

If he continues, we might need to put him on ice. cream.

 

[Toa TAK]

Jesus Christ

 

[LyleLanley]

satirical?

Hired goons?

Jesus Christ

More like Jesus Iced...cream

 

[Ogodei]

Ben and Jerry's Sit-in Supreme: Dark chocolate with black cherry sorbet swirled through to represent the blood and oppression of the underclass.

 

[BlueBadger]

Sounds like they have a rocky road ahead of them.

Great first post lmao

 

[Robot Pants]

Doing their part to make sure we can all live the Americone dream.
Stephen Colbert.

Vanilla

 

[zethren]

Jesus Christ

Get that chocolate chip off your shoulder, mate!

 

[Altairre]

This thread is terrible.

 

[Mr. X]

Hopefully they're not in a swirl of trouble for brewing up this matter.

 

[Cymbal Head]

New Ben & Jerry's Flavor: Pun-nana Shitpost. Banana ice cream mixed with real pieces of...well...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

STOP THESE PUNS

They spent the last 40 years making the frozen food aisle into a nightmarish cacophony of dad puns. If they can dish it out, they can jolly well sit through a few hours of it being served back at them. I mean, The Tonight Dough? THE TONIGHT DOUGH?! No, the puns must continue.

 

[El Topo]

They wanted to give Ben & Jerry a taste of all 31 prison flavors.

Do they have iron bars in American prisons, or do they have the tastier Coconut Seven Layer Bars?

 

[alt account]

STOP THESE PUNS

Don't be Salted Caramel to the Core

 

[Moosichu]

"Wow Jerry, we really are the Cookie Dough"

 

[Moosichu]

STOP THESE PUNS

Well it's either All or Nut-ting,

 

[NastyBook]

About to cry at work from muted laughter.

 

[Ken K in the Fresh!!!]

They didn't split before the police arrived huh?

 

[phanphare]

Milk and Cookies is my favorite

Am I doing this right

you picked milk and cookies

so yes, yes you are

 

[Sub_Level]

You are already frosted.

 

[Dennis]

Jesus Christ

Christ on the Rocky Road to Calvary.





hell awaits me....

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Big Ice Cream finally had their wish granted.

 

[Amalthea]

They sure have the dough to get out soon, otherwise they might be fudged.

 

[Rentahamster]

It should be a new flavor name.

 

[Odrion]

i hope they don't meet any chubby hubbys in prison

 

[OricWindstar]

Behind Candy Bars could work as a flavor name.

 

[Amalthea]

i hope they don't meet any chubby hubbys in prison

Don't drop the cream bar.

 

[Ixzion]

Sounds like they were on a mission....

Spoiler

to marzipan

 

[Toa TAK]

It's like all the Dad jokes of GAF got together in one thread.

Get that chocolate chip off your shoulder, mate!

They spent the last 40 years making the frozen food aisle into a nightmarish cacophony of dad puns. If they can dish it out, they can jolly well sit through a few hours of it being served back at them. I mean, The Tonight Dough? THE TONIGHT DOUGH?! No, the puns must continue.

Don't be Salted Caramel to the Core

Well it's either All or Nut-ting,

Christ on the Rocky Road to Calvary.





hell awaits me....

Somebody close this thread already.

 

[supermarioworldE]

They should have been arrested for sending Peanut Brittle to the Flavor Graveyard...

 

[PSqueak]

That whole brand has gone downhill ever since Ben replaced Tom.

fuck ice cream puns, this one is the one that really got me.

 

[momotroniuity]

Hopefully they didn't spend too long in a Cold Stone cell.

 

[RedToad64]

Hearing this gives me the chills!

 

[Yarbskoo]

I guess you could say they Chocolate Fudge Brownie Non-Dairy.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Someone make a pun about Vanilla Caramel Fudge ice cream, it's the greatest thing they've ever made

 

[Yarbskoo]

Someone make a pun about Vanilla Caramel Fudge ice cream, it's the greatest thing they've ever made

Looks like they Vanilla Caramel Fudged up.

 

[Speevy]

They'll get their just desserts.