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[The Pleasure]

Ben Shapiro sings this like closed captions on my television or the cheap version of bluetooth active.



The song is stupid but Ben Shapiro just elevated this shit to an absolute banger.

 

[triplestation]

most non-egregious

 

[mortal]

"Pword"

Oh shucks, Ben lol

 

[Vicetrailia]

I rather watch ass and titties on TV please, than Ben Shapiro.

 

[The Pleasure]

Someone needs to make the song DAP for Ben Shapiro. Dry-Ass Pussy. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. I said certified Christ. Seven days a week. Dry-Ass Pussy. Make that pull out game fleek. You having missionary with some dry ass pussy.

 

[Blond]

"Spit in my mouth and look in my eyes."

That did weird things to my PP

 

[mortal]

Someone needs to make the song DAP for Ben Shapiro. Dry-Ass Pussy. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. I said certified Christ. Seven days a week. Dry-Ass Pussy. Make that pull out game fleek. You having missionary with some dry ass pussy.

He's Jewish lol

 

[The Pleasure]

He's Jewish lol

well that explains the lack of soul in his voice.

 

[brap]

I rather watch ass and titties on TV please, than Ben Shapiro.

ok coomer

 

[The Pleasure]

There's some church in this house.
There's some church in this house.
There's some church in this house.
There's some church in this house.

I said certified Christ. Seven days a week.
Dry-Ass Pussy. Make that pull out game fleek.
You having missionary with some dry ass pussy.

Yeah, Yeah He's pumping with some dry ass pussy
Bring a bible and a cross for this dry ass pussy
Give me a child and a house for this dry ass pussy

Sleep on top, don't do shit
Kinda small, not really hard
Put this P word next to christ
apologize for being so white

Get on top, I wanna sleep
Think about kids while it's inside
Call me your wife, look in my eyes
This pussy is dry why do you cry?

 

[The Pleasure]

Anyone hear the censored version? It sounds worse. Cause that P word is WET N GUSHY.

 

[Tesseract]

significantly more vulgar

 

[TrainedRage]

I feel so bad for the fathers of these whores.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Pussy juice is wet! Wet wet pussy!

Am I doing feminism right?

Pussy juice all on the floor!

Go sluts and whores! Get fucked!

 

[The Pleasure]

I feel so bad for the fathers of these whores.

Do a kegal with my hand all inside.

 

[Newly Vacant]

I think I prefer the Ben Shapiro version.

 

[Dacon]

I don't blame him for being disgusted with this gross ass song.

I don't mind flaunting sexuality and having fun with it, but those lyrics are just nasty.

 

[Mohonky]

I think I prefer the Ben Shapiro version.

His monotone delivery is atleast good for comedic value; otherwise the regular version is just straight up dumpster fire shit.

 

[Woo-Fu]

I rather watch ass and titties on TV please, than Ben Shapiro.

Instead you're here watching Ben, do you not have a TV?

 

[Stouffers]

Do a kegal with my hand all inside.

WHy stop at just the hand?

(removed)

 

[EviLore]

"Macaroni in a pot, that's some WAP"

 

[Reptars Revenge]

I finally saw the music video I was like thats it. Reminded me more of splatoon more than anything

 

[The Pleasure]

"Macaroni in a pot, that's some WAP"

Getting brap back on GAF, that's some WAP

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I don't blame him for being disgusted with this gross ass song.

I don't mind flaunting sexuality and having fun with it, but those lyrics are just nasty.

A woman songs a song like this and it's praised as a woman taking charge of her sexuality. A man sings a song like that and it's viewed as hateful and misogynistic

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

Fukking lit dood

I never liked shakespeare until now

 

[Grinchy]

Every time I think we've reached a new unrecoverable level of stupid, it turns out I was right and then another one is just around the corner.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

lol so horny rn

not cuz of shapiro, just 2 klarify lol

 

[Neo_Geo]

I feel so bad for the fathers of these whores.

For real. I felt so bad for Slim Shadys Mother as well. It's a shame.

I don't blame him for being disgusted with this gross ass song.

I don't mind flaunting sexuality and having fun with it, but those lyrics are just nasty.

My Grandma said the same thing as she had a stroke listening to the Slim Shady LP.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

Pullout game = supreme

 

[Bullet Club]

That's an unhappy wet p-word.

 

[Amory]

Where do you go from this?

Like I think conservatives getting upset over this specific song is idiotic, we've been heading this way for a good long while. And I'm sure it's only made the song more popular.

But in terms of grossly explicit lyrics I'd think we're nearing the peak

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

This whole thing is annoying. Shapiro's a little bitch. There's nothing new under the sun. Get over it. Remember Elvis Presley shook his hips? The nerve! Sir Mix A Lot with Baby Got Back?! Good lord.

Here's Khia with a banger from 2002. And it was a better song:

 

[Ionian]

Where do you go from this?

Like I think conservatives getting upset over this specific song is idiotic, we've been heading this way for a good long while. And I'm sure it's only made the song more popular.

But in terms of grossly explicit lyrics I'd think we're nearing the peak

What are you even on about?

There was explicit graffiti on Roman walls. Hell, even in the stone age.

It isn't gross just because you don't like it.

 

[Turnt]

 

[BadBurger]

Ben Shapiro spitting hot fire in the virgin dialect.

P-word is a woman's genitalia

 

[SpartanN92]

Someone needs to make the song DAP for Ben Shapiro. Dry-Ass Pussy. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. There's some church in this house. I said certified Christ. Seven days a week. Dry-Ass Pussy. Make that pull out game fleek. You having missionary with some dry ass pussy.

He is Jewish

 

[#Phonepunk#]

You know what would really show up conservatives is if Cardi B just gave up the music thing and went into full time prostitution. She would blow so many minds! And boners!

Do it Cardi! Get fucked by random people for feminism!

 

[The Pleasure]

Isn't that what happens when you try to get smash players to play a real fighting game?

 

[diffusionx]

I rather watch ass and titties on TV please, than Ben Shapiro.

Same, that is why I was gonna ask about his sister singing it.

 

[TrainedRage]

Same, that is why I was gonna ask about his sister singing it.

 

[Ionian]

That was indeed worth a Google image search. Someone should add it to the tits thread.

 

[The Pleasure]

I got that tough ass p word

 

[M1chl]

Such an incel level energy.

 

[12Goblins]

 

[O-N-E]

What are you even on about?

There was explicit graffiti on Roman walls. Hell, even in the stone age.

It isn't gross just because you don't like it.

It isn't not gross just because you like it.

 

[Ionian]

It isn't not gross just because you like it.

Never said I did ya dummy.

 

[O-N-E]

Never said I did ya dummy.

Never said I didn't, idiot.

 

[Ionian]

Never said I didn't, idiot.

Now that's it, you tested me. I'm reporting you on ERA.

Calm down dude.

Edit: I'm honestly open to PM's rather than shitting up the thread.

 

[West Texas CEO]

What would be the opposite of WAP? D-A-P ??

 

[YCoCg]

Holy shit, he must hate his sister right? The stuff she was filming and sending people is pretty explicit, even showing her own WAP.