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[Little Mons†er]

...please tell me this is fake, some kind of sorcery, or a rejected track from the ARTPOP era.

That was awful.

She sounds like an 80s opening act with this track.

FLOP

We'll soon find out

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the mess and meltdownS if the song is worse than that fake song kiiiiii

 

[royalan]

Also, Kiiiii at you gurls TRYING to claim that Justin Bieber is the new King of Pop and forgetting all about BRUNO MARS. Bruno, who:

--Is more talented.
--Well, is talented at all, period.
--More albums/singles sold.
--More #1s (even if I don't personally use him)
--Bigger tour receipts
--Is still a current Pop act
--Not racist
--Dosn't get punched in the face every other week
--Cuter (yeah, I said it)

Put Bieber back in the moldy bread box where he BELONGS.

 

[llehuty]

I honestly think that there is actually no king of pop right now. You can rank and make lists, but that doesn't mean that the number one place will actually be the king. Bruno is cool I guess? But there is nothing legendary about him (as of today), just a decent collection of music, and that's it. For being the king, he needs more than that.

Male pop is currently a republic.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Male pop is currently a tire fire.

Too bad their dicks don't enable them to make even decent music. Sad!

 

[WaffleTaco]

Also, Kiiiii at you gurls TRYING to claim that Justin Bieber is the new King of Pop and forgetting all about BRUNO MARS. Bruno, who:

--Is more talented.
--Well, is talented at all, period.
--More albums/singles sold.
--More #1s (even if I don't personally use him)
--Bigger tour receipts
--Is still a current Pop act
--Not racist
--Dosn't get punched in the face every other week
--Cuter (yeah, I said it)

Put Bieber back in the moldy bread box where he BELONGS.

I did forget about Bruno Mars entirely for some reason. However the last thing he had was Uptown Funk way long ago. I would put him up there with Bieber.

 

[Vazduh]

...please tell me this is fake, some kind of sorcery, or a rejected track from the ARTPOP era.

That was awful.

She sounds like an 80s opening act with this track.

FLOP

It's fake, but I'll scream if it turns out this was really the demo.

No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible
If I-I-I-I, get you in trouble now
See you're-'re-'re-'re, too irresistible
Yeah, that's for sure
So if I put your hands where my eyes can't see
Then you're the one who's got a hold on me
No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible, responsible
It ain't my fault

 

[Garrett Hawke]

...please tell me this is fake, some kind of sorcery, or a rejected track from the ARTPOP era.

That was awful.

She sounds like an 80s opening act with this track.

FLOP

cmon girl that is obviously fake LMAO

 

[twobear]

...please tell me this is fake, some kind of sorcery, or a rejected track from the ARTPOP era.

That was awful.

She sounds like an 80s opening act with this track.

FLOP

the best part is that it's probably better than the actual track will be if artpop is an indication

cmon girl that is obviously fake LMAO

'obviously'? we're talking about someone that released venus.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

the best part is that it's probably better than the actual track will be if artpop is an indication



'obviously'? we're talking about someone that released venus.

released one of the best pop songs ever?

 

[llehuty]

released one of the best pop songs ever?

Seek help.

 

[Little Mons†er]

released one of the best pop songs ever?

Sexxx Dreams is better

 

[twobear]

released one of the best pop songs ever?

 

[Garrett Hawke]

pretty much every artpop review said that the album never reaches the heights established at the beginning with aura and venus so w/e

considering your thots on overwatch balancing godels idk why i expected a good taste in musique.

 

[Touchdown]

omg Mariah did It's Like That last night! I wish I was there. ugh!!!!!

 

[twobear]

pretty much every artpop review said that the album never reaches the heights established at the beginning with aura and venus so w/e

Rob Sheffield from Rolling Stone gave the song 3 stars from 5 and wrote that Gaga's "space-disco ode to the planet of sex sounds even more like Madonna than you'd expect, especially "Papa Don't Preach".[25] Philip Matusavage from MusicOMH called the song an attempt to be "self-consciously epic", but it is a "disjointed mess" instead.[26] Sal Cinquemani from Slant Magazine felt that the song confirms that the singer knows how to write catchy hooks, but she doesn't know what to do with them.[27] In a separate review, Alexa Camp from the same magazine, called the song a "tongue-in-cheek album filler" with non-sense lyrics.[28] A review by Popjustice awarded "Venus" 4/10, calling it "tragic" and "worrying" that it almost became a single from Artpop, adding that "this song simply isn't finished. The production is incredibly basic, the lyrics feel like a first draft, and the middle eight is a disaster."[29] Michael Cragg from The Guardian expressed that "Venus" was not "good enough to support the weight of the clanging metaphors" of the album, and called the song "almost parodical".[30]

ok

 

[Garrett Hawke]

ok

Shirley Li from Entertainment Weekly was positive, and described it as "catchy".[2] Lars Brandle from Billboard gave a positive review to the song, noting its "catchy, radio-friendly chorus."[5] Philip Sherburne from Spin wrote that Artpop gets "a lot artier" with "Venus".[21] Mikael Wood from Los Angeles Times expressed that its "throbbing disco-glam" groove "feels like a throwback to her "Just Dance" days", calling it "fun, kind of, but hardly extraordinary."[22] Spencer Kornhaber from The Atlantic commented that with the song packing four separate choruses makes the music sound "enormous".[23] Christina Lee from Idolator gave a positive review, saying that "'Venus' doesn't waste a single moment dealing with subtlety or nuances of any kind. 'Venus' swings like a pendulum from one emotional extreme to another, from its deadpan hashtag rap to its glittering dance balladry.[3] John Walker from MTV Buzzworthy called the song "crazy, otherwordly, barely intelligible sense, but still — sense!"[6]

ok

 

[Soulscribe]

Whew Venus is so fierce. Lemme listen to this gem rn

 

[twobear]

can listening to pop music cause brain damage? the effect of venus on gaga stans is strongly suggestive. any neuroscientists here who are able to do the research?

 

[rhandino]

The best worst thing about Venus is the fan made video.

I can’t help the way I’m feeling
Goddess of love, please take me to your leader
I can’t help, but keep on dancin'
Goddess of love! Goddess of love!

 

[Little Mons†er]

The instrumental of Venus is AMAZING!

Your faves could never

Madeon and Gaga <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

can listening to pop music cause brain damage? the effect of venus on gaga stans is strongly suggestive. any neuroscientists here who are able to do the research?

There certainly is a correlation between Gaga stans and questionable music taste in general. Whether there is causation remains to be seen.

 

[Matt_]

venus is mediocre
never understood the love

 

[WaffleTaco]

I'm not a huge Gaga stan. I loved her first two albums. Not a fan of Born this Way or ArtPop. That being said I think Venus is one of the better songs off that album. I also think that ArtPop could have been better if she had cut some of the fat off of it and made a more consistent sound.

 

[Little Mons†er]

I'm not a huge Gaga stan. I loved her first two albums. Not a fan of Born this Way or ArtPop. That being said I think Venus is one of the better songs off that album. I also think that ArtPop could have been better if she had cut some of the fat off of it and made a more consistent sound.

The album needed to sound more like the title track

 

[Matt_]

Hmmm based on memory

Applause >> Mary Jane Holland > Sexx Dreams > Donatella >> Fashion! > G.U.Y > Aura >> Jewels and Drugs >> Swine > Manicure > Do What You Want >> ARTPOP >>>> Venus >> Gypsy >>>> Dope

Really only the top four would make it onto any kind of gaga playlist for me
I stanned so hard for the album when it came out too, what a lovely honeymoon. Pity about the marriage

 

[Vazduh]

Dope is the worst.

 

[Matt_]

it also goes without saying that the itunes festival versions are all superior.

 

[Frodo]

ARTPOP sucks. It is time y'all accept that and stop talking about it.

 

[Little Mons†er]

Dope is the worst.

Word.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

ARTPOP sucks. It is time y'all accept that and stop talking about it.

 

[Frodo]

If I were a Gaga stan I would talk about the glory days of The Fame and The Fame Monster and I would try as hard as available to forget ARTPOP ever existed.

A truly I don't know her tea.

I don't know why this album keeps being mentioned daily in this thread. It should have faded just like Lotus did. We know it was trash, it didn't meet any expectations and we just let it go and forgot about it.

 

[WaffleTaco]

Honestly I would consider Dope to be one of the best songs on the album. Why does everybody seem to hate it?

 

[Little Mons†er]

Honestly I would consider Dope to be one of the best songs on the album. Why does everybody seem to hate it?

The song was originally about her love for her fans but then her label was going to capitalise on it so Gaga changed it to her struggle with drugs...

I preferred the original concept

But once I was drunk and had a breakdown to Dope so I guess she succeeded

 

[Phreaker]

But once I was drunk and had a breakdown to Dope so I guess she succeeded

I can't believe anyone thought for a second that Perfect Illusions thing on Youtube was real. It sounds like Disturbia.

Dope and Jewels & Drugs are really the only misses for me on ARTPOP.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Honestly I would consider Dope to be one of the best songs on the album. Why does everybody seem to hate it?

Same tbh.

It's raw, powerful, and has some of the better lyrics from that album (unlike Donatella, for example)

 

[Vazduh]

Perched for the next PopGAF podcast.

 

[Vazra]

Perched for the next PopGAF podcast.

I accept tribute vids asyou enjoy my voice on the background. XOXO

 

[rhandino]

During the group’s show Friday night at Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre, the inaugural NOW96.3 NOW Night Out event, Fifth became Fourth when singer Camila Cabello left the stage shortly after “Bo$$” with several songs left in the set.

One of her fellow singers quickly said Cabello had a wardrobe malfunction, which sounded great in the moment — were it not for the fact that Cabello never returned.

I would also suffer anxiety problems if I were contractually forced to spend a lot of time with people that I cannot stand and/or deeply hate.

 

[Mau ®]

Oh wow another ARTPOP discussion smh

 

[You Know Nothing]

Canola should soak up that 15 minutes while she can because she sure as shit isn't making it solo.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

i can't believe y'all really just talked about shartpop again

 

[Aguila]

Oh wow another ARTPOP discussion smh

It's really such a tired, stale conversation. I feel like we've all said what we've had to say about that album and then repeated it two more times.

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And it's only going to get worse once PI comes out and all these gags stans start adjusting their lists. RIP.

 

[rhandino]

It's really such a tired, stale conversation. I feel like we've all said what we've had to say about that album and then repeated it two more times.

Spoiler

And it's only going to get worse once PI comes out and all these gags stans start adjusting their lists. RIP.

"See guys! ARTPOP was not THAT bad after all!!!"

 

[Aguila]

"See guys! ARTPOP was not THAT bad after all!!!"

A Zelda stan tii.

 

[llehuty]

Unsoulscribe from this thread before it's too late. Do it for your mental health.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

This whiskey got me feelin' pretty
So pardon if I'm impolite
I just really need your ass with me
I'm sorry 'bout the other night
And I know I could be more creative
And come up with poetic lines
But I'm turnt up upstairs and I love you
Is the only thing that's in my mind

[Chorus]
You take me higher, higher than I've ever been, babe
Just come over, let's pour a drink, babe
I hope I ain't calling you too late, too late
You light my fire
Let's stay up late and smoke a J
I wanna go back to the old way
But I'm drunk instead, with a full ash tray
With a little bit too much to say

 

[Vazra]

Unsoulscribe from this thread before it's too late. Do it for your mental health.

Is soulscribe on your mind? I cant blame you tho

You love me tomorrow
When I'm screaming down your hall
And it's past 3am and you're with her again
And I catch you through your door
Cause you never listen
And I never learn
So blow out your matches
There's no point in candles
If our fire never burns

I hate you
Every time I fuck you
But I closed the door
Cause I'm young and insecure
I love you, what am I suppose to do
It's all in good fun
While we're young and insecure

Slay me Hatefuck tbh.

 

[B-Dex]

Katy Perry's latest cover girl commercial.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

[Bridge]
We were two kids, just tryin' to get out
Live on the dark side of the American dream
We would dance all night, play our music loud
When we grew up nothing was what it seemed

[Chorus]
Hello? Hello?
Ca-can you hear me?
I can be your china doll if you want to see me fall
Boy, you're so dope
Your love is deadly
Tell me life is beautiful, they all think I have it all
I've nothing without you
All my dreams and all the lights mean
Nothing without you

edit: i'm so glad i made this lana discography playlist...this is what makes us girls fucking slays

 

[MANUELF]

Here.

AWFUL