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Merlin · Nov 23, 2004

Oh my god, where's her underwear?!

Chipopo · Nov 23, 2004

Hahahahahahahaha

belgurdo · Nov 23, 2004

"Divas are ABOVE underwear."

RiZ III · Nov 23, 2004

AssMan · Nov 23, 2004

wait a minute.........is that a pleasuring stick up her butt?

robochimp · Nov 23, 2004

Don't worry, when you get old enough you will get hair in crazy places too. Women's crotches will also start to make you tingle.

DarienA · Nov 23, 2004

Dive! Dive! Dive!

belgurdo · Nov 23, 2004

Plunge the depths of the wild beyond

tedtropy · Nov 23, 2004

"Over the mountains and through the woods, to Beyonce's poonany we go!"

duderon · Nov 23, 2004

Beyonce hearts anal dildos

mrmyth · Nov 23, 2004

Have you met any real women? That ain't hairy. Hairy is picking four-inchers out of your teeth the next morning.

pnjtony · Nov 23, 2004

That's just stupid on her part. She knows she'll be wearing virtually crotchless short and just look how long the hair is. She wouldn't have had to neglect shaving for at least a week. She deserves whatever ridicule she gets.

Teddman · Nov 23, 2004

She's always been about bringing back that 70's style.

And this is apparently a scan from a magazine?

Ned Flanders · Nov 23, 2004

:lol :lol

It's funny having 56k, the thread responses load waay before the picture, so you can imagine what's going through my head, reading the posts, as I wait for the image to slowly blurb onto the screen. Especially stuff like "..is that a pleasuring stick up her butt?" and "Dive! Dive! Dive!" :lol

Mario_Hugo · Nov 23, 2004

I regret to inform--hair is en vogue again.

Ned Flanders · Nov 23, 2004

Oh and BTW, we should have a caption-off for Michelle's thought bubble:

"You'd think my job description reads: 'Beyonce's shadow'."

"It sucks being a pop-star ventrilloquist."

"For once I don't mind standing behind this beyotch. Enjoy the tabloids, sasquatch!"

"Now if I can just position the strap-on correctly.."

"She got sleeves. She should have asked for boxer shorts."

etc etc

Suerte · Nov 23, 2004

I heart muff.

BuddyC · Nov 23, 2004

hahaha, this was so totally not the right thread to load in the computer lab.

belgurdo · Nov 23, 2004

Ned Flanders said:
Oh and BTW, we should have a caption-off for Michelle's thought bubble:

"You'd think my job description reads: 'Beyonce's shadow'."

"It sucks being a pop-star ventrilloquist."

"For once I don't mind standing behind this beyotch. Enjoy the tabloids, sasquatch!"

"Now if I can just position the strap-on correctly.."

"She got sleeves. She should have asked for boxer shorts."

etc etc

"deeper, my mistress?"

Cool · Nov 23, 2004

Hey now, some of us are in school. But still ROFL.

PhatSaqs · Nov 23, 2004

Another "slip" up for DC

Merlin · Nov 23, 2004

robochimp said:
Don't worry, when you get old enough you will get hair in crazy places too. Women's crotches will also start to make you tingle.

My wife shave her cunt !!!

If she leave like Beyonce's she has the respect to wear suitable underwear because she is lady !

Ned Flanders · Nov 23, 2004

My wife can shave her cunt, but only as long as my grammar remains intact.

BuddyC · Nov 23, 2004

Merlin has made excellent use of one of my favorite words. As has Ned.

And Ned, be nice. I don't think English is his first language

edit:
P.S. Echoing DCB, shaving, or a least a nice trim, is a must.

DaCocoBrova · Nov 23, 2004

Shaving is a must...

The 'point of entry' specifically.

Ecrofirt · Nov 23, 2004

well I'm sure that now that this pic has gotten onto the internet, she's going to have a barren field leading to her secret cave.

Cool · Nov 23, 2004

A lot of c-word usage in this thread...

pestul · Nov 23, 2004

Now.. everytime you see a thong sticking out of the back of Beyonce's shorts, you have to imagine that when the shorts are removed, those nasty hairs are sticking out the side of the thong. :O

DarienA · Nov 23, 2004

Meh I'd still hit it.

mrmyth · Nov 23, 2004

pestul said:
Now.. everytime you see a thong sticking out of the back of Beyonce's shorts, you have to imagine that when the shorts are removed, those nasty hairs are sticking out the side of the thong. :O

Unless its right after a concert, that image doesn't bother me at all. Hairs come off of real women.

Boomer · Nov 23, 2004

mrmyth said:
Unless its right after a concert, that image doesn't bother me at all. Hairs come off of real women.

So unless she has an uncontrolled bush, she's not a real woman? Please.

PhatSaqs · Nov 23, 2004

Beyonce doesnt like draws or bras. I aint complainin tho

mrmyth · Nov 23, 2004

Where do you see uncontrolled in that pic? Not everyone can be a pre-pubescent Japanese girl.

OmniGamer · Nov 23, 2004

Beyonce: "That's right, get all up in that ass"
Michelle: "*Sigh*, the things I do to remain viable in this group...another ass-plug, another paycheck"

norinrad21 · Nov 23, 2004

JayZ should shave her

Takuan · Nov 23, 2004

I still came.

Koshiro · Nov 23, 2004

WTF, seriously, anyone calling this uncontrollable and nasty need to meet a real girl. Unless you're referring to her knowingly wearing something so revealing without shaving?

Atrex · Nov 23, 2004

is it fake? I would think so.

AssMan · Nov 23, 2004

"Over the mountains and through the woods, to Beyonce's poonany we go!"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Docpan · Nov 23, 2004

I would fuck her so hard.

I'm fucking hard right now.

I can feel my heartbeat in my dick.

MIMIC · Nov 23, 2004

No light inside + light outside = shadow.

Ned Flanders · Nov 23, 2004

Shadow? Maybe "5 o'clock shadow"...

belgurdo · Nov 23, 2004

Guys, not all women are this

so don't complain that some chicks lack baby-like crotches, 'kay?

UtadaBarkley · Nov 23, 2004

I agree that's sort of a turnoff, but you guys have watched waaaaay to much porn, not every chick is bald down thurr believe it or not.... And LMAO @ the pic of the chick falling down... LMAO. I'm a hater

tedtropy · Nov 23, 2004

belgurdo said:
Guys, not all women are this

so don't complain that some chicks lack baby-like crotches, 'kay?

LALALALALA! Get out of my universe, buddy.

I'm not even a big fan of the pornstar stubble look, but damn, I think even most women (outside of Alyssa Milano) would admitt that's a tad excessive.

shoplifter · Nov 23, 2004

Cool said:
A lot of c-word usage in this thread...

what, you mean CUNT?

DaCocoBrova · Nov 23, 2004

It's now obvious to me that many have you have never had any pussy.

Ninja Scooter · Nov 23, 2004

DaCocoBrova said:
It's now obvious to me that many have you have never had any pussy.

since pussy had them! LOL AM I RITE!?!

DaCocoBrova · Nov 23, 2004

**rimshot**

(good) Head > Pussy

mrmyth · Nov 23, 2004

Sorry, but if can drive during it, then pussy>>>>>>>head.

If you can film a video while driving during it, then Rosy Palm>>>>>>head.

No point in head if you can pay attention to anything else while it is going on.

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