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Takuan · Nov 23, 2004

Btw, what mag is this supposedly from?

Leon · Nov 23, 2004

Vagina malfunction.

Dilbert · Nov 23, 2004

I got 99 problems but a bush ain't one.

Mermandala · Nov 23, 2004

Beyonce's Crotch supports Bush!

anime shaven head-to-toe hairless mole rat grey alien porno crotch is more disturbing. don't fear the pheromone jungle. meow.

EDIT: Jay-Zinx said it best.

DarienA · Nov 23, 2004

-jinx- said:
I got 99 problems but a bush ain't one.

ROTFLMAO!

Baconäger · Nov 23, 2004

I've seen her up close and in person. Thats actually like the view I had when DC held a small concert at my highschool right as they were getting big (minus all the hair).

She isn't that hot.

DarienA · Nov 23, 2004

Bacon said:
I've seen her up close and in person. Thats actually like the view I had when DC held a small concert at my highschool right as they were getting big (minus all the hair).

She isn't that hot.

Attempt at puffing own ego rating: 6.9

DaCocoBrova · Nov 23, 2004

She really isn't though.

Melyssa has raised the bar...

mrklaw · Nov 23, 2004

LALALALALA! Get out of my universe, buddy. I'm not even a big fan of the pornstar stubble look, but damn, I think even most women (outside of Alyssa Milano) would admitt that's a tad excessive.

To me, thats a fairly low hair zone. Not excessive at all. You clearly don't have much to compare against, or you only go out with pornstars and models.

BTW, how the hell is this thread still alive?! I like it - its a strangely adult conversation going on, but clearly against TOS.

Baconäger · Nov 23, 2004

DarienA said:
Attempt at puffing own ego rating: 6.9

Huh? I wasn't even talking about myself.

PhatSaqs · Nov 23, 2004

DaCocoBrova said:
She really isn't though.

Melyssa has raised the bar...

cosign.

bishoptl · Nov 23, 2004

-jinx- said:
I got 99 problems but a bush ain't one.

*high-five*

BTW, you wankers, that so-called "forest" ain't nothing. I've seen jungle you'd need a machete and a three-day head start to get through. What you're looking at is just glorified dental floss.

*puts System of a Down's "Forest" on winamp*

Justin Bailey · Nov 23, 2004

whoa, not really work safe, how about a warning next time. . .

tmdorsey · Nov 23, 2004

DaCocoBrova said:
She really isn't though.

Melyssa has raised the bar...

Coco, you my type of dawg. If you ever in ATL, you need to hit me up so we can hang. I know a couple of them "adult" type clubs we can hit that you would probably enjoy.

ShadowRed · Nov 23, 2004

tmdorsey said:
Coco, you my type of dawg. If you ever in ATL, you need to hit me up so we can hang. I know a couple of them "adult" type clubs we can hit that you would probably enjoy.

I might be mistaken but Coco lives in the ATL.

Loki · Nov 23, 2004

-jinx- said:
I got 99 problems but a bush ain't one.

:lol

All Hail C-Webb · Nov 23, 2004

DaCocoBrova said:
She really isn't though.

Melyssa has raised the bar...

Ashanti >>>> anybody else.
She is so fine it the "Only U" video.

Trevelyon · Nov 23, 2004

The pic isn't loading up, can we get a rehost or something?

EDIT: nm got it.

bionic77 · Nov 23, 2004

Anyone who thinks Beyonce is a hairy beast must be gay. No other explanation for that kind of insanity.

shuri · Nov 23, 2004

I aint much of a fan of the whole shaved thing, it makes certain women look way too young, and not into that look :lol unlike the average gaf poster

dem · Nov 23, 2004

shuri said:
I aint much of a fan of the whole shaved thing, it makes certain women look way too young, and not into that look :lol unlike the average gaf poster

I thought you were gay...?

duderon · Nov 23, 2004

dem said:
I thought you were gay...?

Yes that's why he posts in multiple babe threads. Almost everything he posts is girl related.

The Faceless Master · Nov 23, 2004

seriously, most women dont shave bald... well, except the ones that do porno work...

luxsol · Nov 23, 2004

The Faceless Master said:
seriously, most women dont shave bald...

=(

I've only been with one girl who was, but she was 15 (I was 17 or 18 at the time). Two other bald girls who were attracted to me showed off their shavedness... but they scared me (one of them was a Mormon stripper).

Dilbert · Nov 23, 2004

The Faceless Master said:
seriously, most women dont shave bald... well, except the ones that do porno work...

I wouldn't say that. It's a personal thing, and sometimes a mood thing, based on the girls I've known.

Late Stage Marxist · Nov 23, 2004

It's all about the landing strip.

Justin Bailey · Nov 23, 2004

dem said:
I thought you were gay...?

I think you may be thinking of the user shuchi or something like that on the old boards, I think his name is aldegary now.

Master Z · Nov 23, 2004

DaCocoBrova said:
She really isn't though.

Melyssa has raised the bar...

Melyssa Ford has the most ridiculous curves I've ever seen. Soooo fricken hawt. Yep, we gots the goods up here in T-dot.

The Abominable Snowman · Nov 23, 2004

uh no

XS+ · Nov 23, 2004

Esther Baxter >>>>> Melyssa Ford. Fact.

Master Z · Nov 23, 2004

XS+ said:
Esther Baxter >>>>> Melyssa Ford. Fact.

Do we really have to start this my taste in women is better than yours shit? Oh wait, I forgot what forum I'm on...carry on. BTW your opinion is meaningless to me without pics. Yes, I have no idea who Esther Baxter is...and the google image search gave me an old black woman with dreads.

DarienA · Nov 24, 2004

dem said:
I thought you were gay...?

Your understanding of what being gay means seems to be a bit antiquated.

belgurdo · Nov 24, 2004

Master Z said:
Do we really have to start this my taste in women is better than yours shit?

Yeah, honestly. Stfu and stop tainting this thread

worldrunover · Nov 24, 2004

-jinx- said:
I got 99 problems but a bush ain't one.

LMAO. Line of the thread.

nitewulf · Nov 24, 2004

eh, i think thats pretty hot in a raw kinda way. whats wrong with that?

XS+ · Nov 24, 2004

Master Z said:
Yes, I have no idea who Esther Baxter is...and the google image search gave me an old black woman with dreads.

Hey.. long, greying dreadlocked hair can be sexy, in a not-at-all sorta way..

http://www.rapleagues.com/hiphopdymes/2

lexy · Nov 24, 2004

Docpan said:
I can feel my heartbeat in my dick.

:lol :lol :lol

Give the man a tag.

karasu · Nov 24, 2004

PhatSaqs said:
cosign.

damn, what a fierce bicep.

RaymondCarver · Nov 24, 2004

speaking of something fierce:
Vida Guerra in a mini skirt and baseball cap.

I'm surprised that more people aren't mentioning Vida.

Cimarron · Nov 24, 2004

Nothing wrong with a lil bush boys. I honestly don't know why its so popular to have the lil girl look now a days. give me a woman with a lil fuzz any day.

TheGreenGiant · Nov 24, 2004

:lol :lol. funniest thread of the week

Takuan · Nov 24, 2004

Ford is hot in a dirty pornslut way. Too bad she isn't in any.

The Abominable Snowman · Nov 24, 2004

As I posted before: How do you feel about my girl CHESSIKA! She's a 9 at least. She wears a size TRIPLE D.

It's so nice she's named Chessika. So now when I skeet-skeet with her I can yell "Checkmate!"

Damn!

Master Z · Nov 24, 2004

XS+ said:
Hey.. long, greying dreadlocked hair can be sexy, in a not-at-all sorta way..

http://www.rapleagues.com/hiphopdymes/2

Whoa!! Esther Baxter IS hotter than Melyssa Ford.

Deleted member 1235 · Nov 24, 2004

Mario_Hugo said:
I regret to inform--hair is en vogue again.

NOOOOOOOO

etiolate · Nov 24, 2004

If any of you ladies are reading this thread, trying to get an idea of what men think, then let me LET YOU in on something.

If you appreciate a little oral satisfaction, then we'd appreciate a good trimming to make it easier for us to do. It's easier to find grandmothers house without all the forest around it.

And don't start asking us to do the same. Our hair doesn't get on what needs to be reached. Now if your man asks for a little tongue tickling of the dice, then thats a different matter.

RevenantKioku · Nov 24, 2004

Hairy beast is when you take off a chick's panties and wonder why she's wearing another pair underneath.

BuddyC · Nov 24, 2004

The Faceless Master said:
seriously, most women dont shave bald... well, except the ones that do porno work...

I know others have already addressed this, but um, no.

SSGMUN10000 · Nov 24, 2004

The Faceless Master said:
seriously, most women dont shave bald... well, except the ones that do porno work...

90% of the women I have been with either trimmed or were completely bald down there. So your statement is inaccurate.

dskillzhtown · Nov 25, 2004

SSGMUN10000 said:
90% of the women I have been with either trimmed or were completely bald down there. So your statement is inaccurate.

According to Faceless, you must date porno chics.

But actually all of the women I have been with are atleast trimmed. I would say about 30% were completely bald.

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