A chocolate lab holds the record for most turds done in my back garden in one afternoon. Eleven, in case you were wondering. It's a mate's dog. He brought it round unannounced yesterday actually, but it must have been constipated. It did manage to drop a metric ton of fur in the house just walking from the front door through to the back, and slobber all over my glazed conservatory doors though.
Nice dog. Banned from the house now though.
Nice dog. Banned from the house now though.