Lemurnator
Banned
It's December 12th.
I just turned 14 at 12 o'clock midnight.
I just turned 14 at 12 o'clock midnight.
Birthday topic!
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Lemurnator
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No cake... no party...
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Man, I can't even remember being 14. Well, I suppose I can, but I can't differentiate it from a year or two either side.
Happy birthday anyway.
Happy birthday anyway.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Must suck having birthdays so close to Christmas guys. mine's often near (or on) Easter, so I share your pain.
Not really, Easter doesn't affect crap. Hah!
Not really, Easter doesn't affect crap. Hah!
IAmtheFMan
Member
Jim Bowie said:14, 15, 19 = no bonuses
20 was pretty worthless. Especially if you're like me and all your friends turn 21 months before you do.
Oh... uh... happy birthday.
Lemurnator
Banned
You mean it doesn't affect JESUS? Are you saying that JESUS'S RESURRECTION DOESN'T AFFECT ANYTHING?
Do you have something against JESUS?
"Must suck having birthdays so close to Christmas guys. "
most of the time it is.
Growing up, I had to split Christmas gifts over both.
"I want a SNES!!"
"Well, it'll have to be for your birthday as well as Christmas"
"WTF? Come on!" (fabricated line)
most of the time it is.
Growing up, I had to split Christmas gifts over both.
"I want a SNES!!"
"Well, it'll have to be for your birthday as well as Christmas"
"WTF? Come on!" (fabricated line)
Kuro Madoushi
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Happy birthday dude!
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Lemurnator said:
Pfff, that was like 2000 years ago, Jesus has been milking that crap way too long.
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
By double the presents, do you actually mean the same amount everyone else gets, only all really close together with a whole year to wait until the next time?
Wow, that is awesome!
Wow, that is awesome!
IAmtheFMan
Member
Jim Bowie said:
That's good for about your birthday, and maybe the day after, but it doesn't help you get into bars.
Lemurnator
Banned
Birthday is an awsome Beatles song.
None of the stores around here have any DSes in stock so I didn't get anything for my birthday. ;_;
None of the stores around here have any DSes in stock so I didn't get anything for my birthday. ;_;
Lemurnator
Banned
Birthdays and Christmas are what making having divorced parents who've remarried worth while.
Got an iRiver H320 from my dad and I should have gotten a NDS and Mario DS from my mom and stepdad.
Got an iRiver H320 from my dad and I should have gotten a NDS and Mario DS from my mom and stepdad.
Lemurnator
Banned
How old are you?
Fresh Prince
Banned
Happy Birthday- enjoy youth.. try to avoid becoming jaded on the intarweb.
Mama Smurf said:
It doesn't suck for me on the 31st. I usually get the same amount of presents, if not more, from my parents, versus all the people I've known through the years. And it doesn't bother me that my birthday is New Years Eve - it's just more reason to party.
Happy Birthday Lemurs.
Lemurnator
Banned
Thanks dudes. 
For that one poster: I'm not a dude. :lol
For that one poster: I'm not a dude. :lol
Ninja Scooter
Member
this calls for...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
"Titties."
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
"Titties."
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Mine is tomorrow.
Shogmaster
Member
HI ALL! This is my birth-month! *rubs nipples while basking in the glow of the attention whore-dom*
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