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[Divvy]

I wonder what happened to these two to push them to do something so fucking crazy.

They seemed to have lived relatively normal lives up until they decided to bomb the marathon.

 

[Meelow]

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1155606219001/

Thanks!

 

[HomShaBom]

So is this going to be another Dorner situation?

Yes, he will likely escape on horseback and/or jetpack.

 

[MThanded]

Sorry, who is this old guy people are talking about?

some bystander that got caught up and ended up sounding like he was related through the chatter.

 

[GavinGT]

Not at all, I'm quite fit actually.



That's your excuse? That's even more hilarious.
I certainly hit some nerves.



Not the first time and always people from the U.S.
ALWAYS.

This is detestable.

 

[okdakor]

So 90% of the users in this should shut their mouth, right?

No, just like in this thread where I get the info from another country, before posting something stupid users should think about what they're going to broadcast on social networks...
If someone here posts something like "OMG they're turkish", someone else will correct it...

 

[Sec0nd]

Sorry, who is this old guy people are talking about?

They've caught a old guy with what appears to be a bomb vest and a dead man's switch. EOD trying to diffuse the situation.

 

[jobber]

we ain't bout dat throwing rocks at tanks life

stay safe Syria

 

[newjeruse]

Some more 'Muricans struggling to tell the difference between the Czech Republic and Chechnya

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-texas-czech-west-20130418,0,3395326.story

How fat and stupid can you be?

Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4OakqPbUj0

 

[gutshot]

Not watching the news currently, have any of them picked up on this old guy with the suicide vest yet?

 

[SolidsnackooFoxhound]

CNN:

"This man, he had a lot of friends. Remember, he had 77 friends on his website page."

wat

What a joke of a news corp.

 

[soxinthebox]

Yes, he will likely escape on horseback and/or jetpack.

There was already ghosts

 

[BioHazard]

website page

 

[Dany]

does nbc news have a live stream or fox news? Whats a good place to watch online?

 

[Seance]

What the hell does that even mean?

Makes it sound like he's got a damn nuke a strapped to his chest

Spoiler

lol

 

[Earendil]

Where's Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J when you need them?

 

[Talyn]

Sorry, who is this old guy people are talking about?

Cops tackled and cuffed an old man they believe is wearing an explosive vest with a trigger. Bomb Squad is there now.

 

[Philia]

Sorry, who is this old guy people are talking about?

An old man who apparently have not heard the news about NOT GOING OUTSIDE in the midst of all this crisis. He was apprehended for his own safety regardless.

 

[Acorn]

Sorry, who is this old guy people are talking about?

Guy picked up over the scanner around 20 mins ago.

 

[lenovox1]

And this dildo business should be in a separate thread. Anyway, I know everyone's on edge but I want to post that everyone should stay inside and be safe. Be on a lookout for anything suspicious.

Eh. It's good to have a little bit of levity amidst this madness.

Would this have been as funny if I actually had some sleep? Who knows.

 

[ironcreed]

Yes, he will likely escape on horseback and/or jetpack.

Or a pleasure boat.

 

[User 100115]

CNN:

"This man, he had a lot of friends. Remember, he had 77 friends on his website page."

wat

Is 'his website page' CNN talk for facebook? Because maybe someone should tell them that 'facebook friend' doesn't really mean 'friend who would shelter you during a crazy manhunt.'

 

[teruterubozu]

Not watching the news currently, have any of them picked up on this old guy with the suicide vest yet?

Nope, news is completely in the dark it seems.

 

[Origami Superman]

They've caught a old guy with what appears to be a bomb vest and a dead man's switch. EOD trying to diffuse the situation.

Shit.

And thanks for everyone's responses

 

[RyL]

Hey man, fuck off and take your shitty tweets with you.

It's not only tweets, read the bloody link from the L.A. times you twit.

 

[OttomanScribe]

It's a tragic but important comparison to make, especially given the recent slew of xenophobic remarks.

One that I think will be made with Grozny:

 

[woolley]

New drinking game:
Take a shot every time CNN says "blaze of glory".

 

[marrec]

Eh. It's good to have a little bit of levity amidst this madness.

Would this have been as funny if I actually had some sleep? Who knows.

I've had a great nights sleep and 2 cups of coffee.

That dildo is killing it.

 

[segasonic]

I wouldnt click that link, someone is posting child porn in the comments...

umm, that's a famous picture from the Vietnam war, not child porn...

 

[Alucrid]

New phrases. Pressure cooker bomb. Shelter in place.

Fucking stupid reporting.

 

[Übermatik]

I wondered why there's been so much deliberation. My feelings are that this guy they have surrounded has something that poses a significant threat to the immediate area, and they have't reported on it because it would only stir things and scare the shit out of everyone.

Completely off on a tangent, and completely far fetched, incidents like this make me think how plausible it would be for a similar situation to arise, but with something like a dirty bomb.

 

[Meier]

Man, Kyrgyzstan is quite a ways away from Chechnya (49 hour drive). Kazakhstan is HUGE! Do we know if they were born to Chechens living in Kyrgyzstan or what exactly is causing them to be associated with both places?

 

[BioHazard]

THE ROBOT IS ON HIM NOW

 

[statham]

robot is trying to take off jacket.

 

[bob_arctor]

Bomb bot on old man now.

 

[gcubed]

Yeah, I've already heard of an attack.

My wife chooses NOW to go to the States for a conference?

where is the conference? If its in a major city, and you stay in the major city she will be fine. Shit, i ride a train with a guy in a full muslim robe that chants the koran under his breath on his way to work in the morning... no one bats an eye at him. If you go to some shadier places, out in the wild wide open, then maybe (and she wears traditional garb)

New phrases. Pressure cooker bomb. Shelter in place.

Fucking stupid reporting.

shelter in place is not new

 

[BLACKLAC]

Robot on old man.

 

[Parch]

When you don't know, you shut your mouth

That's what's great about the internet. The complete willingness of people to expose how face palm stupid they are. It happens all the time.

 

[teruterubozu]

"The robot is on him now."

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I just woke up. Where did the old guy come from?

 

[Steelrain]

It's not only tweets, read the bloody link from the L.A. times you twit.

Keep it up, man! Keep going!

 

[NateDrake]

Robot is on the old guy it sounds like.

 

[GazzaScotland]

"Robot is on him now"

Still can't get over we're in a world we can hear/see all this as it happens.

 

[Ferrio]

"The robot is on him now."

I know where this is going.

 

[Roddslayer]

"The robot is on him now." Is this the suspect?

 

[marrec]

Where's Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J when you need them?

LL's in LA recording shitty songs with some white guy.

 

[ultim8p00]

Not at all, I'm quite fit actually.



That's your excuse? That's even more hilarious.
I certainly hit some nerves.



Not the first time and always people from the U.S.
ALWAYS.

Funny how you go around calling people idiots while saying stupid shit like this. Fucking moron.

 

[Tamanon]

Man, did the cops really have to have a Trooper McCarthy involved. Most Boston name ever.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Is 'his website page' CNN talk for facebook? Because maybe someone should tell that 'facebook friend' doesn't really mean 'friend who would shelter you during a crazy manhunt.'

Good thing Myspace isn't popular anymore. "HE MAY BE IN HIDING AT 'TOM'S' HOUSE"

 

[drspeedy]

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1155606219001/

clicked link, saw butts