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bow down to your firetruck overlords

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Matlock

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When you hear the mighty roar of the firetruck, remember that it is domesticated--but still a wild animal. At any moment, a firetruck could come out of fucking nowhere and beat the shit out of you. Trust me, I know.

Q: How do I protect myself from a firetruck?
A: Stay in your house, it'll eventually lose interest.

Q: Can you stop a firetruck?
A: No.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Zensetsu said:
That shit is hot. :D

(was there ever a firetruck transformer?!)

Of course, of course. I don't know his name, but I've seen the figure pretty much everyday at KB Toys. It's in the Transformers Energon line at the very least.
 

Kon Tiki

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My buddy, from elementary school and high school, owned a fire truck, well his dad did. Vintage one at that. I was jealous. :(
 
One of my elementary schoolmates named John had a 400 pound father that somehow was a firefighter. I used to sit in class and wonder how a man that size could effectively do his job.

Unfortunately for John, I best remember him for two giant shitballs dropping out of the bottom of his blue corduroy pants when he stood up one day in PE.
 
Zensetsu said:
That shit is hot. :D

(was there ever a firetruck transformer?!)

65y97d


Inferno rules.
 

Ryck

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ZootedGranny said:
One of my elementary schoolmates named John had a 400 pound father that somehow was a firefighter. I used to sit in class and wonder how a man that size could effectively do his job.

Unfortunately for John, I best remember him for two giant shitballs dropping out of the bottom of his blue corduroy pants when he stood up one day in PE.
:lol :lol Awesome!
 
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