Boys are dumb - throw rocks at them

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So I talk to this guy at the bar a couple times and we make phone tag and its obvious hes not serious about getting together so I drop it. Its been weeks, if not a couple months, since we talked last. I get a voicemail from him inviting me out to his boyfriend's birthday party. Wtf? Do I smell a threesome? :lol
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
So I talk to this guy at the bar a couple times and we make phone tag and its obvious hes not serious about getting together so I drop it. Its been weeks, if not a couple months, since we talked last. I get a voicemail from him inviting me out to his boyfriend's birthday party. Wtf? Do I smell a threesome? :lol


HOT. FHUTA

Edit: FTUA ;)

What makes you think it is just a threesome?? Maybe it is a foursome??? :O
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
So I talk to this guy at the bar a couple times and we make phone tag and its obvious hes not serious about getting together so I drop it. Its been weeks, if not a couple months, since we talked last. I get a voicemail from him inviting me out to his boyfriend's birthday party. Wtf? Do I smell a threesome? :lol

It's a trap
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Wtf? Do I smell a threesome? :lol

I'm going to go ahead and try my best not to imagine what an all man threesome might smell like.
 
castle007 said:
HOT. FHUTA

Edit: FTUA ;)

What makes you think it is just a threesome?? :O


Well, when you call someone after having conversed with them a couple times with a long period of time since the last call...thats usually the makings of a booty call. But this guy has a boyfriend. I don't know why he decided to call me. We've never hung out. I've only talked to him twice at the bar. There were times when he ignored me at the bar.


I'm going to go ahead and try my best not to imagine what an all man threesome might smell like.


Rainbows and puppy dogs.
 
catfish said:
I'm going to go ahead and try my best not to imagine what an all man threesome might smell like.

Something like corn chips, ass and watermelon. :lol. I dont' really want to know though.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
So I talk to this guy at the bar a couple times and we make phone tag and its obvious hes not serious about getting together so I drop it. Its been weeks, if not a couple months, since we talked last. I get a voicemail from him inviting me out to his boyfriend's birthday party. Wtf? Do I smell a threesome? :lol

Worse case you'll get FUTA... or is that best case?
 
We aren't dumb! Here's what I think:
a) he's a lovey-dovey guy who wants to show EVERYONE how happy he is with his new beau.
b) he liked you enough to want to be your friend.

I'm leaning towards b, but he is gay so a threesome seems plausible.
 
All the gay people I've talked with seem to be able to **** all their male friends without blinking an eye. Is any [male]hole a goal?
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
So I talk to this guy at the bar a couple times and we make phone tag and its obvious hes not serious about getting together so I drop it. Its been weeks, if not a couple months, since we talked last. I get a voicemail from him inviting me out to his boyfriend's birthday party. Wtf? Do I smell a threesome? :lol
Wtf? OMG that's soooooo funny.

You should like, totally make a thread about the most unimportant aspect of your life, they would so freak out, you should do it.

Like, what a good idea this was!
 
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