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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie semi-offically lovebirds

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AssMan

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I thought Jolie wouldn't date guys that are pu$$ies? She wants guys that are into the shit her and Billie were into?
 

Matlock

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whytemyke

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Fuckin' Brad Pitt.... only fuckin' guy in the world that could leave Jennifer Aniston and actually find someone HOTTER. But I got nothin but love for him, ya know? Like him or hate him, he's one of the best character actors out there, and while he does do shit like the Mexican, he also does shit like Se7en, Snatch and Fight Club. Can't really complain.
 
Maxwell House said:
...Pitt is the guy I wish I could look like.

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. "
 

Brimstone

my reputation is Shadowruined
whytemyke said:
Fuckin' Brad Pitt.... only fuckin' guy in the world that could leave Jennifer Aniston and actually find someone HOTTER. But I got nothin but love for him, ya know? Like him or hate him, he's one of the best character actors out there, and while he does do shit like the Mexican, he also does shit like Se7en, Snatch and Fight Club. Can't really complain.


Pitt is a man's man. His romance with Jolie has a bizzare juxtaposition compared to the Michael Jackson accusations of playing with little boys willies.
 

DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
come on, it's a sham, Pitt is as gay as a window. Aniston was his "beard" and i assume Jolie is taking over for a year or so.
 

gofreak

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AssMan said:
I thought Jolie wouldn't date guys that are pu$$ies? She wants guys that are into the shit her and Billie were into?

She might be entertaining the possibility of bringing someone into her life more permanently, someone who could be a father to Maddox (and presumably you'd want someone more "Brad Pitt" than "Billy Bob" for that). But then, I think I recall her saying that she wasn't sure if she wanted any father figure in Maddox's life, as she fears they would simply be transient.

As for Pitt, my cynical side thought it suspicious how interested in charity and Africa Brad Pitt has become recently (with Bono's recent campaign etc). Not sure if he's trying to impress Jolie or not, but I guess it can't be bad in her books.
 

Zaptruder

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DCharlie said:
come on, it's a sham, Pitt is as gay as a window. Aniston was his "beard" and i assume Jolie is taking over for a year or so.

I wonder how much plastic surgery would cost to make you look like Pitt...

then a acting trainer to make you act like pitt...
 

DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
"I wonder how much plastic surgery would cost to make you look like Pitt...
then a acting trainer to make you act like pitt..."

me personally? Billions! - i don't think it's possible. ;)
 
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