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Brief subway story for today

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Well I once had an experience with a guy getting on the skytrain in Vancouver and yelling/crying to everyone that he had HIV and needed money. Then this big guy gets up and says that if he gets anywhere near him he'd kick his ass. Longest 3 minutes of my life.
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
This guy got on the #2 train once and started flicking at his scabs. Little flakes of deadskin flew all over the place. I nearly vomitted.

I win.
 

Jim Bowie

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Once, I was on the A line, and a man got on and asked for money. A woman was counting her money right in front of him, and when he asked her for help, she said nothing. He then asked if she thought she was better than him, and she replied the affirmative. Then he just started swearing at her, and she was swearing at him. Everybody was ready to pull them apart... it was intense.
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Jim Bowie said:
Once, I was on the A line, and a man got on and asked for money. A woman was counting her money right in front of him, and when he asked her for help, she said nothing. He then asked if she thought she was better than him, and she replied the affirmative. Then he just started swearing at her, and she was swearing at him. Everybody was ready to pull them apart... it was intense.

:lol :lol :lol!!!

Now that woman was fuckin' hardcore.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
goodcow said:
This homeless guy on the F train today said outloud that he shit himself.

... and then I changed cars.

*sigh* This is EXACTLY why I stopped taking public transportation began to pay $130 for a garage. It's happened to me before, also on the F on 71st/Continental, but unlike your bum this one didn't say a word about it...just stood there.
 
goodcow said:
This homeless guy on the F train today said outloud that he shit himself.

... and then I changed cars.

lol....the f train usually smells when i get on it.

not as bad as the D usually does tho.

but yea....got on the 7 train before it left main street and some bum took a shit ON THE TRAIN...and the workers were fuckin pissed off of course and were complainin and everybody had to get off the train and get on to a different one or something.

so I WIN!

peace
 

carpal

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Once I sat down at a South Philly subway stop, oblivious to the fact that there was a cracked out street hooker sitting behind me. When I turned around I realized that she was being arrested in a scene straight out of cops and that I was the only one within a 25 foot radius of the situation. Everyone else on the platform was piled at one end like that episode of Seinfeld when he falls asleep and wakes up across from the naked dude.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
carpal said:
Once I sat down at a South Philly subway stop, oblivious to the fact that there was a cracked out street hooker sitting behind me. When I turned around I realized that she was being arrested in a scene straight out of cops and that I was the only one within a 25 foot radius of the situation. Everyone else on the platform was piled at one end like that episode of Seinfeld when he falls asleep and wakes up across from the naked dude.

:lol :lol
 
Jesus, I got nothing. Once this kid jumped over a baby in a stroller on the bus downtown. It was cool.

When I was in Japan and we had just bought our SPs, my friend and I were playing them on the subway in Oosaka. This 7-year old comes up and sits next to me almost leaning his head into my lap to watch me play Castlevania. His sister kept scolding him, but I told her it was daijoubu.
 
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