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[iapetus]

I feel the need for amusing songs that can be downloaded from the internet.

To give you an idea of the sort of thing I'm looking for, it's along the lines of the Lucasarts classic A Pirate I Was Meant To Be. Or the anatomical Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis. Or the educational March Of The Sinister Ducks.

So please, share.

 

[android]

Big Bottom by Spinal Tap
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

 

[Triumph]

"Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D

This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to f*ck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f*cking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna f*ck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna bawl you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bunch of flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats f*cking teamwork

Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f*cking f*ck you discreetly
And then I'll f*cking bawl you completely
but then.. am gonna f*ck you hard.

 

[iapetus]

Was hoping for MP3s rather than just lyrics.

Oh, and: Fuck Her Gently.