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[krypt0nian]

Teeth.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baF3X8AKeWU

just watch when they zoom in his face at the beginning. He's got the SAME TEETH

 

[Christopher]

yo she's hot.

Bikini pics?

 

[krypt0nian]

Hi Chris!

 

[Rorschach]

her head is the same size as her torso

Oh, GAF. You and your exaggerations...





OMG IT'S TRUE!

 

[Kastro]

Teeth.

she needs some of those

 

[krypt0nian]

she needs some of those

Seizures?

 

[YYZ]

man, another good-looking (nothing special though) girl with a great bod. Her face is benefiting from gobs of makeup and nice camera work, like much of Hollywood and the entertainment biz.

 

[Tuvoc]

She's hot, but she's not Britney Spears in her prime hot.

She does have an amazing body. One could only hope for a good nip-slip.

 

[Toy Soldier]

First off, while there is probably some truth to this, keep in mind, gang: Page Six of the Post. Hard to digest this sole side of the story as the gospel, coming from such a vile disreputable source (to say the least).

The director, Wayne Isham, said she was a "professional" after the shoot. Considering her being late also coincided with the night she had her children, and that she went to the shoot immediately after the Baby Brits went back with K-Fed, perhaps she gave Wayne a heads up ('I'll be there once my time with the kids is up,' rather than 'haha dicks, I refuse to go!'), hence the lack of bitterness on his part?

Could something as simple as THAT scenario (a late start to the shoot with Jive taking the responsible decision to leave a door open for the potential of re-working it if Brit somehow did not make it on time), evolve into this grandiose tale of laze only in the minds of a vengeful sleazy tabloid? Maybe, maybe not. Just something to keep in mind.

She shoot it in like 12 hours, how do you make a good pop video in under 12 hours. Toxic this will be not. A shame, since the song is seriously dope.

Toxic was a quick shoot too, though. Very quick. The whole thing was, what, two days before post-production, and she wasn't even involved for all of that. So I dunno, it's not terribly difficult to produce quality in 12 hours time with an experienced director, crew, and extras all knowing their role, especially when you look at Wayne Isham's recent portfolio: very straight-forward videos with VERY few location changes or scene change-ups for the artist (LINK 1, LINK 2, LINK 3, LINK 4, etc) that likely took less time to get on tape than other contemporary videos did.

Each day I hate her more and more =(

Why hate her for it? Take the bad with the good, but don't leave the good behind. If you think the good does not outweigh her new negative tendencies that seem to be affecting the 'Britney Spears franchise' as we knew it, then hey, that's your right...but I dunno, I just think it's more worthwhile to appreciate what we - as fans - ARE getting from her, rather than just wishing for more.

 

[klausbert]

uncanny valley
she is in it

 

[Mojovonio]

uncanny valley
she is in it

she LIVES it.

She reminds me of one of those ugly girls in high school that you see in a bar 10 years later.

They've got a new hairdo, new dress, and they think they're hot, but they're still fucking ugly.

 

[Darko]

Woah! Are her eyes looking at two different things at the same time and none of those things are the camera lense?!

:lol
i see it..

 

[Christopher]

Do we have a Britney viral marketer here? :lol

Hi Chris!

hey buddy!

 

[JohnTinker]

First off, while there is probably some truth to this, keep in mind, gang: Page Six of the Post. Hard to digest this sole side of the story as the gospel, coming from such a vile disreputable source (to say the least).

The director, Wayne Isham, said she was a "professional" after the shoot. Considering her being late also coincided with the night she had her children, and that she went to the shoot immediately after the Baby Brits went back with K-Fed, perhaps she gave Wayne a heads up ('I'll be there once my time with the kids is up,' rather than 'haha dicks, I refuse to go!'), hence the lack of bitterness on his part?

Could something as simple as THAT scenario (a late start to the shoot with Jive taking the responsible decision to leave a door open for the potential of re-working it if Brit somehow did not make it on time), evolve into this grandiose tale of laze only in the minds of a vengeful sleazy tabloid? Maybe, maybe not. Just something to keep in mind.



Toxic was a quick shoot too, though. Very quick. The whole thing was, what, two days before post-production, and she wasn't even involved for all of that. So I dunno, it's not terribly difficult to produce quality in 12 hours time with an experienced director, crew, and extras all knowing their role, especially when you look at Wayne Isham's recent portfolio: very straight-forward videos with VERY few location changes or scene change-ups for the artist (LINK 1, LINK 2, LINK 3, LINK 4, etc) that likely took less time to get on tape than other contemporary videos did.



Why hate her for it? Take the bad with the good, but don't leave the good behind. If you think the good does not outweigh her new negative tendencies that seem to be affecting the 'Britney Spears franchise' as we knew it, then hey, that's your right...but I dunno, I just think it's more worthwhile to appreciate what we - as fans - ARE getting from her, rather than just wishing for more.

 

[valkillmore]

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

 

[valkillmore]

 

[GrimReaper]

http://musicbox.sonybmg.com/video-player/samantha_jade/turn_around

She looks better in motion.

 

[Rentahamster]

oh my.

 

[Propagandhim]

Eh, she still looks bangin' to me. Teeth and all.

 

[jeffy_johnson]

FHUTA solves the teeth problems

 

[jaypah]

new talent. cool. she's real world attractive. but this is GAF and so yeah....her teeth? really? teeth? not black teeth or horribly crooked but too big? in relation to "normal" teeth? and that would be a fraction of a centimeter difference to nit-pick about? :lol oh GAF....don't ever change.

 

[RiZ III]

shoot her video for her single "Eyes on Me,"

Pff I heard this song years ago.

 

[chimpychi]

holy shit...LOL

 

[Rezbit]

:lol GAF: Self-Esteem killer.

 

[i heart sluts]

Most of the gaffers here wouldn't think twice in banging this chick if she was at their doorstep... big teeth and all.

 

[Beezy]

Huge forehead, lazy eye, and chiclets for teeth. :lol

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

Most of the gaffers here wouldn't think twice in banging this chick if she was at their doorstep... big teeth and all.

sure, why not? She's decent looking, but that doesn't mean you can't mock her. I made fun of my ex's elephant-like ankles all the time. I used to call her Dumba

 

[disappeared]

Poor girl looks like she hasn't had even a bit of brain activity in quite some time.

 

[Wes]

MISSION ABORT

I've changed my original view and now agree.

 

[RyuHayate]

Who are you guys kidding? Regardless of the teeth, you know you'd hit it.

 

[Darko]

MISSION ABORT

THEMS DICK GNAWING TEETH

?

:lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

I don't care, I got porn.

For a second, i thought your avatar spelled "SHMEX".

i hate you YakiSOBA.

 

[Anno]

Best title change ever :lol

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

What's the big deal?

I see more attractive gals at work. :\

 

[Escape Goat]

I really do hate seeing Britney's face anymore. It just brings up all the bullshit from the past 6-7 years and just how far she has fallen since her debut. She was copying Madonna and creating a few new tricks and doing great.

 

[MaX_PL]

What's the big deal?

I see more attractive gals at work. :\

pics or it didnt happen.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

pics or it didnt happen.

I'd like to keep my jerb.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

:lol @ GAF sh*tting all over this chick.

 

[Mojovonio]

Lol, I started a revolution.

This woman's career apocalypse begins here.

And that forehead has at least a foot of clearance.

I'm telling you, she was an ugly bitch in high school who some producer fingered but promised her a singing career if she kept her mouth shut. Now he has to make good on that promise because she found out she has clams.

 

[Borys]

Missing one 'nom' in the title there.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Lol, I started a revolution.

This woman's career apocalypse begins here.

And that forehead has at least a foot of clearance.

I'm telling you, she was an ugly bitch in high school who some producer fingered but promised her a singing career if she kept her mouth shut. Now he has to make good on that promise because she found out she has clams.

Wow, this is the most worked up I've ever seen this kid over something.

Misogynist?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

http://musicbox.sonybmg.com/video-player/samantha_jade/turn_around

She looks better in motion.

Wow, how random.

 

[Mojovonio]

Wow, this is the most worked up I've ever seen this kid over something.

Misogynist?

No, I'm not worked up, although I had to get up very early, so maybe thats pushing me a little.

But that is pretty much what I get from this girl.

And maybe I don't know better, but she doesn't look happy.

 

[regrib]

gigantic forehead, ugly teeth googely eyes...

ugh do not like

 

[Keylime]

:lol @ GAF sh*tting all over this chick.

Isn't it more fun though?

I'm sure no one thinks that this girl is seriously ugly and wouldn't bang her senseless.

But saying that the only phallic objects that should be put into her mouth are carrots is much more fun.