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Britney Spears advises Jackson

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Britney Spears has offered Michael Jackson some bizarre words of advice.

The singer apparently thinks that Jackson should "be a man" by growing a moustache and getting involved in a fight.

"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him," Allure magazine quotes Spears as saying. "I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

:lol
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Suerte said:
Britney Spears has offered Michael Jackson some bizarre words of advice.

The singer apparently thinks that Jackson should "be a man" by growing a moustache and getting involved in a fight.

"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him," Allure magazine quotes Spears as saying. "I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

:lol
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WTF?
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
britney-lollipop1.jpg


MAN UP! BWANERNGHGHHHH!!!!!
 
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Willco

Hollywood Square
:lol

This should be an SNL sketch or something. Actually, didn't they do something like this on SNL before?
 
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Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
Am I the only one having difficulty determining whether those are the real Michael and Britney or the wax dummy versions?
 
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JoshuaJSlone

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Suerte said:
"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him," Allure magazine quotes Spears as saying. "I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."
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I heard this on the radio today... but I thought it was one of those lame celebrity-mocking comedy bits that get played sometimes. o_O
 
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android

Theoretical Magician
:lol Someone needs to add some Duane Allman style mutton chops and 'stache on him. Or a Charlie Chaplin/Hitler mustache.
 
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Mike Works

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The best photoshop threads are usually the ones that weren't photoshop threads to begin with. As for this one, the moment I read that quote, this popped into my head:

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Great thread guys, we need more like these.
 
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Ecrofirt

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Mike Works said:
The best photoshop threads are usually the ones that weren't photoshop threads to begin with. As for this one, the moment I read that quote, this popped into my head:

35820185.jpg


Great thread guys, we need more like these.
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ahaha, I had a very similiar idea! I didn't want to have to get the hang photoshopped in there, though.
 
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